I was out hiking in the woods with a few Friends of mine, when we all got Lost and accidentally divisé, split up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an heure ou so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Friends would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Friends I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a jupe that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are toi lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do toi mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure toi can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that toi like jumping off cliffs. Are toi suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I l’amour the wind in my hair!
Me: If toi hadn't gotten married, would toi consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I l’amour my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did toi marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom toi fell in l’amour with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would toi leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes toi l’amour someone, but then toi meet someone else and l’amour them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: toi don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me par the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are toi MAD? There's nothing plus powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE toi SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit toi here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are toi ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and toi don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could toi stand the ours droppings all around? And how toi don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch toi when toi sleep?
Pocahontas: toi watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would toi ever agree if someone called toi a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: par far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an heure ou so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Friends would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Friends I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a jupe that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are toi lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do toi mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure toi can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that toi like jumping off cliffs. Are toi suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I l’amour the wind in my hair!
Me: If toi hadn't gotten married, would toi consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I l’amour my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did toi marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom toi fell in l’amour with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would toi leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes toi l’amour someone, but then toi meet someone else and l’amour them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: toi don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me par the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are toi MAD? There's nothing plus powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE toi SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit toi here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are toi ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and toi don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could toi stand the ours droppings all around? And how toi don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch toi when toi sleep?
Pocahontas: toi watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would toi ever agree if someone called toi a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: par far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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This is opinion, so please do not send any hate pls. This is also my first ever article so I am sorry if a I make any rookie mistakes. Anyways, let’s cut right too the chase!
#15 Mulan
I am so sorry Mulan. She is still such a pretty girl. She has lovely hair and looks absolutely beautiful when she is wearing make-up. Problem is, she is just too plain. She doesn’t look as unique compared to some of the other Disney Princesses. Personally for me, she is a 4.5/10.
#14 Meg
I am honestly a bit conflicted about this one. I do find her somewhat beautiful? She just is too shaped???...
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#15 Mulan
I am so sorry Mulan. She is still such a pretty girl. She has lovely hair and looks absolutely beautiful when she is wearing make-up. Problem is, she is just too plain. She doesn’t look as unique compared to some of the other Disney Princesses. Personally for me, she is a 4.5/10.
Sorry Mulan 😬
#14 Meg
I am honestly a bit conflicted about this one. I do find her somewhat beautiful? She just is too shaped???...
After I watched the first 7 seasons of My Little poney Friendship is Magic I started listening to the songs on repeat whenever I felt like it and there are songs from that montrer that had me thinking of some of the princesses and some of the characters in the movies. Here's a liste of the songs, which characters the songs reminded me of, and why.
Song: arc en ciel from My Little poney the Movie
Character: All the princesses
This song is actually mostly for a character in the movie who was a villain but then reformed which isn't what happened to any of the princesses (except maybe Elsa, though...
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Song: arc en ciel from My Little poney the Movie
Character: All the princesses
This song is actually mostly for a character in the movie who was a villain but then reformed which isn't what happened to any of the princesses (except maybe Elsa, though...
