“Did toi know that Yagami spelled backwards says ‘I’m a gay’?”

“Explain to me the logic behind MelloxNear, and I’ll give toi a million bucks.”

“Does L ever change his clothes, ou is he just that crazy for giant white shirts and jeans? Really, wtf is up with that?...”

“The question we all want answered: is Mello ou girl, ou does he just have really bad PMS?”

“Why did Light have to make everything so damn complicated? It wasn’t like we couldn’t tell he was gonna lose in the end… oh, did I just spoil something for you? Sorry… not.”

“Raise your hand if toi also...

Dear Diary,
Monday, in the suivant morning, I was still sleeping, but not in the bed. I was sleeping on the couch, but why? I know that I was sleeping with L in his room. I really didnt know what happend. When I got up I saw a letter on the table, tableau suivant to the couch. The letter was from L, I was shoked, It says:

"Hey, I know toi ask yourself why are toi on the canapé and not in my bed, well I know I should tell your yesterday, but I knew that toi will get mad so I tell toi know. I want toi to keep our relationship a secret, I l’amour you, but I think that would be bad for everyone to know. Im sorry!"

I...

No one has done something like this on here soooo I made this!

You know you're obsessed with Death Note when...

1.Apples are suddenly you're favori fruit
2.You sit ou try to sit like L (it's very hard!)
3.You carry around a replica of the Death Note
4.You threaten people you'll write their name
5.You want ou have your friends/family call toi par the first letter of your name (example:Akemi=A)
6.You twirl your hair without even realizing it!
7.Solving puzzles are now your favori thing to do!
8.You throw an pomme in the air to see if the shinigami catches it
9.He doesn't catch it so toi say something...