I picked Nessie! :)

Bigfoot Ain't Real! Just A Myth And A Man In A Oversized Gorilla Suit! The Loch Ness Monster Is A Living Swimming Dinosaur That Somehow Miraculously Survived! If Bigfoot Were Real, It Would Have Been A Lot Easier To Find Because It Would Be On Land, Where As The Loch Ness Monster Is In The Water And Can Go Down To The Deepest Part Of The Water's Floor.

I sort of think both, but I like Nessie better. :3

if there were a ten-foot gorilla-man running around in the pacific northwest, one would have been hit by a car by now...