In June 2006, Henry woods the youngest of three children from the woods family. Henry just turned 7 years old before they déplacer to the new house when he was at Billy’s birthday party. he saw Jeff fight off the bullies and saw his own brother In flames Henry yelled “get a motherfucking feu extinguisher my big brother is on fire, toi assholes!’’ and when he saw his big brother in the hospital he was crying because he had to see his brother in huge pain and the police released liu after they found out randy did pull out the knives and tried stabbing Henry, liu and Jeff. And then the suivant few weeks liu and Henry visited Jeff from the hospital, and then there was the jour that Jeff was going to get the cast off his face when Jeff got it off. Henry puked because of its smell and looked horrible and then Jeff a dit ‘’what’s wrong with my face!’’ then his mom said, ‘’ nothing it’s just Henry ate too much candy, again.’’ Then when he heard Jeff say I l’amour IT! He was confused. That night later, it was about midnight when he heard the screams of his mom dad and oldest brother he hid in the basement after he pasted liu’s room and seen blood everywhere and he had dragged liu down in the basement and after doing that he took liu’s cell phone and called the police and a dit Jeffery woods has killed almost all of his family. When he was done Henry heard laughter from the secret room in the basement when found it he saw Jeff with burnt eye lids and gashes on his face he was saying ''GO TO SLEEP'', little brother and then he ran as fast as can but Jeff was faster and attacked him. When the police saw the scene in the basement they put them in the ambulance and then Henry passed out. He woke up at sacred cœur, coeur hospital saying what happened to my brother a nurse a dit toi were attacked really badly and I hope he doesn't come after toi and your brother. Well I read the newspaper and they put four instead of five I think because you’re a little child they’re trying to protect toi and then he saw Jeff behind the nurse with a scalpel and Jeff cut her neck then Henry got out and ran to liu’s room and liu was there with his clothes on he a dit we have to go hide and liu hid Henry in a balai, genêt à balais closet. Then when Henry thought It was done he got out and ran to find liu and Jeff he couldn't find them anywhere and he was crying because his life was ruined now and most his family as he know liu and Jeff were alive his future was gone. Only thing he remembers now from the basement incident was is Jeff said,
‘’GO TO SLEEP!’’
‘’GO TO SLEEP!’’
one jour i was sleeping over at my Friends house ( this happened last Saturday/Sunday) so there was 5 boys and 5 girls ( if toi include me) and there where no parents, and we where all really hyper so, i heard something down in the basement and everybody was really loud so of coarse i screamed to get there attention a couple of min. later we are all in the basement i went to go look in the closet, and there standing in there was maskey and he a dit " cheesecake?" then he just walked out of the house saying bye and i'm like "WTF, just happened"
EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello toi have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need toi to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: toi and I both know toi don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little plus specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little plus Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
Masky: easy! *takes out phone*
SE: Hello toi have reached hell, please hold
Masky: Seed Eater! We need toi to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!
SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...
Masky: toi and I both know toi don't really agree with his ideals
SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!
Masky: ok, we are in Maine
SE: a little plus specific
Masky: in a forest
SE: a little plus Masky...
Masky: near black pond
SE: will send it right away!
Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?
SE: will send it in a few minutes!
*2 weeks later*
Slender: breakfast is ready!
Johnny: awesome!... just because toi don't trust me doesn't mean toi have to stalk me...
Hoody: I'm not stalking you...
Johnny: bullshi*
Lucius: how the hell did toi learn how to cook?
Slender: I had a daughter...
Lucius: cool
Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...
*swoosh*
Zalgo: ...
Lisa: ...
Zalgo: FUC-
*swoosh*
Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan
Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army ou supporters of it
Johhny: and if toi let me go I could get my guys to help you...
All but Lucius: NO!
Lucius: do we have a choice?
All but Lucius: NO...
Slender: breakfast is ready!
Johnny: awesome!... just because toi don't trust me doesn't mean toi have to stalk me...
Hoody: I'm not stalking you...
Johnny: bullshi*
Lucius: how the hell did toi learn how to cook?
Slender: I had a daughter...
Lucius: cool
Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...
*swoosh*
Zalgo: ...
Lisa: ...
Zalgo: FUC-
*swoosh*
Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan
Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army ou supporters of it
Johhny: and if toi let me go I could get my guys to help you...
All but Lucius: NO!
Lucius: do we have a choice?
All but Lucius: NO...
????: hello my dear
???: *screaming*
???: toi are a sick, sadistic, maniac!
????: to bad... I AM a killer now...
???: do toi feel any guilt?
????: every single jour I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!
???: but why did toi kill them?
????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!
???: toi are crazy!
????: well thank toi captain obvious!... now if toi excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait toi can't, toi are tied up! *sadistic laughing*
???: toi are in better place Mr. snuggles...
???: *screaming*
???: toi are a sick, sadistic, maniac!
????: to bad... I AM a killer now...
???: do toi feel any guilt?
????: every single jour I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!
???: but why did toi kill them?
????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!
???: toi are crazy!
????: well thank toi captain obvious!... now if toi excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait toi can't, toi are tied up! *sadistic laughing*
???: toi are in better place Mr. snuggles...
Solonik: ok... its time to make my comeback
Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik
Solonik: what? how did toi get in here?!
Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth
Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why toi are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?
Henry: yes... WE would like toi to rejoin, toi are the weapons expert...
Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon
Henry: there will be none of that if toi don't help!
Solonik: ...
Henry: fine then... *walks away*
Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik
Solonik: what? how did toi get in here?!
Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth
Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why toi are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?
Henry: yes... WE would like toi to rejoin, toi are the weapons expert...
Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon
Henry: there will be none of that if toi don't help!
Solonik: ...
Henry: fine then... *walks away*
Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Guard: toi have a visitor Lecter
Lecter: ...
Guard: toi talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*
Lecter: hello Henry
Henry: hello Mr. Lecter
Lecter: so... what is your business here?
Henry: well... toi are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...
Lecter: they broke the treaty?
Henry: exactly
Lecter: well then... may toi open the door for me?
Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter
*opens door*
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Lecter: ...
Guard: toi talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*
Lecter: hello Henry
Henry: hello Mr. Lecter
Lecter: so... what is your business here?
Henry: well... toi are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...
Lecter: they broke the treaty?
Henry: exactly
Lecter: well then... may toi open the door for me?
Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter
*opens door*
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
*meanwhile*
Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-
Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...
Henry: yes master... what is it?
Kagekao: gather the team...
Henry: yes sir!
*back to the story!*
Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?
Slender: I sent him to my brother
*TV montrer swoosh*
Splender: Toby, would toi like some plus tea?
Toby: yes!
Splender: Mr. Fluff, would toi like some plus tea?
Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!
Audience: *laughing*
* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-
Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...
Henry: yes master... what is it?
Kagekao: gather the team...
Henry: yes sir!
*back to the story!*
Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?
Slender: I sent him to my brother
*TV montrer swoosh*
Splender: Toby, would toi like some plus tea?
Toby: yes!
Splender: Mr. Fluff, would toi like some plus tea?
Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!
Audience: *laughing*
* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *
Zalgo: hmmmm...
Observer: hmmmm...
SL: hmmmm...
Lisa: hmmmm...
Targeter: hmmmm...
Pyris: hmmm...
BVRV: pika...
Zalgo: I got it!
All: what is it?
Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...
Observer: and?
Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...
Targeter: and?
Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!
Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?
Zalgo: ._.
All: ._.
Zalgo: fuc*
Observer: hmmmm...
SL: hmmmm...
Lisa: hmmmm...
Targeter: hmmmm...
Pyris: hmmm...
BVRV: pika...
Zalgo: I got it!
All: what is it?
Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...
Observer: and?
Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...
Targeter: and?
Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!
Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?
Zalgo: ._.
All: ._.
Zalgo: fuc*
Slender: Observer, toi are in charge
Observer: yes sir...
Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*
*Ding Dong*
Masky: yes? *opens door*
???: contract for toi sir
Masky: thanks seedy
SE: toi are welcome masky
Masky: Who is your friend?
SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP
Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...
Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*
Lucius: I win
Observer: yes sir...
Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*
*Ding Dong*
Masky: yes? *opens door*
???: contract for toi sir
Masky: thanks seedy
SE: toi are welcome masky
Masky: Who is your friend?
SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP
Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...
Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!
Lucius: *shoots tazer*
Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*
Lucius: I win
???: Shadow Lurker... what the hell took toi so long?
SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!
Zalgo: like?
SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...
Zalgo: and?
SL: thats all...
Zalgo: ._.
SL: sir?
Zalgo: ...
SL: ummmmmm...
Zalgo: THATS ALL
SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30
Zalgo: WHY toi - wait, did toi say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?
SL: yeah?
Zalgo: take care of the Underworld for me!
*going through portal*
SL: wait what? don't toi have to take care o-
Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!
*portal closes*
SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!
Zalgo: like?
SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...
Zalgo: and?
SL: thats all...
Zalgo: ._.
SL: sir?
Zalgo: ...
SL: ummmmmm...
Zalgo: THATS ALL
SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30
Zalgo: WHY toi - wait, did toi say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?
SL: yeah?
Zalgo: take care of the Underworld for me!
*going through portal*
SL: wait what? don't toi have to take care o-
Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!
*portal closes*
SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends
Porter: salut guys *hanging from foot on tree*
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, salut HOW DID toi NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well toi were to busy chasing sonic toi didn't listen to me when I a dit I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: toi don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell toi later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...
Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?
Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, salut HOW DID toi NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!
Porter: well toi were to busy chasing sonic toi didn't listen to me when I a dit I was blind
Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face
Porter: toi don't have a face?
Slender: shi*
ToTheArk: where are we going to live?
Jeff: well...
Slender: no!
Jeff: he owes us!
Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!
Jeff: do we have any other options?
Slender: fine...
Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?
Slender: I will tell toi later *unties rope*
Porter: *flop* ow...