A couple years back, at the end of the day, I'd usually rush accueil from elementary school, sit myself down with a packet of fruit snacks and watch dessins animés until my father came accueil and served me dinner. There were several I really enjoyed. Spongebob Squarepants, Fairly Oddparents.....
....but my favori was always Phineas and Ferb, the Disney animated phenomenon that seemed to be captivating not only kids my age, but those in the nearby junior high and some parents as well. Those two junior gizmo-making machines and the unlikely animal spy were in a category all of it's own. If toi even just uttered the names 'Phineas' ou 'Ferb' in a aléatoire place, there was a good chance some kid would run up to you, beaming because he ou she knew what toi were talking about.
I cherished that cartoon, and even now I still occaissionally flip to family channel to catch an episode ou two. It was the idol of my childhood-no....it WAS my childhood.
But just a couple weeks ago, at a family potluck at my grandmother's house, my cousin told me something that flipped my childhood completely. That Phineas and Ferb had been based off a true tale, one of which was definitely NOT for kids.
Apparently, the outlandish creations in the Fletcher family's backyard were all merely figments of the imagination of a schizophrenic "Candace". They were all hallucinations of things that her brothers were clearly not doing; a jour in the sandbox appeared in Candace's eyes as a man-made beach. This is the reason why their mother never believes Candace in the end of the episode. Eventually, "Candace" became so frusterated that she commited suicide in her room. Where the platypus and the whole spy thing came from, I'm not sure, but I'm presuming it's just something to cover up the true story from those who have heard it.
....but my favori was always Phineas and Ferb, the Disney animated phenomenon that seemed to be captivating not only kids my age, but those in the nearby junior high and some parents as well. Those two junior gizmo-making machines and the unlikely animal spy were in a category all of it's own. If toi even just uttered the names 'Phineas' ou 'Ferb' in a aléatoire place, there was a good chance some kid would run up to you, beaming because he ou she knew what toi were talking about.
I cherished that cartoon, and even now I still occaissionally flip to family channel to catch an episode ou two. It was the idol of my childhood-no....it WAS my childhood.
But just a couple weeks ago, at a family potluck at my grandmother's house, my cousin told me something that flipped my childhood completely. That Phineas and Ferb had been based off a true tale, one of which was definitely NOT for kids.
Apparently, the outlandish creations in the Fletcher family's backyard were all merely figments of the imagination of a schizophrenic "Candace". They were all hallucinations of things that her brothers were clearly not doing; a jour in the sandbox appeared in Candace's eyes as a man-made beach. This is the reason why their mother never believes Candace in the end of the episode. Eventually, "Candace" became so frusterated that she commited suicide in her room. Where the platypus and the whole spy thing came from, I'm not sure, but I'm presuming it's just something to cover up the true story from those who have heard it.
Lucius: A proxy? no thanks guys... I kept my mouth closed and like I said, I kill for the true law and i'm not a psycho like toi Mr. hockey mask, and killer clown guy... I respect you... toi couldn't help yourself. but now toi are a sadistic freak with no frien-
Masky: Jeff, just put him to sleep with the shovel
*Bong*
???: wake up my child.
Lucius: what the hell happened to your face?
Slender: well he's a charmer...
Masky: sorry boss, he is just like that.
Slender: do toi know why toi are here?
Lucius: yep and im 47 years old...
Slender: oh... are toi ready for proxy training?
Lucius: do i have a choice?
Slender: no.
Lucius: OK but one question... who was phone?
Slender and masky: ...
Masky: Jeff, just put him to sleep with the shovel
*Bong*
???: wake up my child.
Lucius: what the hell happened to your face?
Slender: well he's a charmer...
Masky: sorry boss, he is just like that.
Slender: do toi know why toi are here?
Lucius: yep and im 47 years old...
Slender: oh... are toi ready for proxy training?
Lucius: do i have a choice?
Slender: no.
Lucius: OK but one question... who was phone?
Slender and masky: ...
Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley!
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his Friends are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather plus members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go par myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: toi two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his Friends are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather plus members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go par myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: toi two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?
I am Kozmotis, bringer of news, ones that have been long awaited for this fandom.
I publier this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please ours with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch toi if they think toi know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
I publier this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please ours with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch toi if they think toi know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
*Screaming*
Jean: tonight we feast on the innocent my loup friends! *howls*
Wolfs: *howls*
Henry: I thought toi would be dead par now
Jean: I don't age since I'm not a puny human like you...
Henry: I think I would know since of your... large meal
Jean: what do toi want?
Henry: we would like your brute strength to rejoindre us again
Jean: why should I?! what makes toi think I would rejoindre again?!
Henry: they broke the treaty
Jean: what? let us feed on the souls of demons!
Henry: welcome back
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Jean: tonight we feast on the innocent my loup friends! *howls*
Wolfs: *howls*
Henry: I thought toi would be dead par now
Jean: I don't age since I'm not a puny human like you...
Henry: I think I would know since of your... large meal
Jean: what do toi want?
Henry: we would like your brute strength to rejoindre us again
Jean: why should I?! what makes toi think I would rejoindre again?!
Henry: they broke the treaty
Jean: what? let us feed on the souls of demons!
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers