Craigyy~
☠ toi know what RSA stands for.
☠ You're in the RSA.
☠ toi joined Twitter so that toi can follow Craig and be an RSA skeleton.
☠ toi have flooded Craig's Twitter& email with your questions, hoping one will get picked.
☠ toi spent ages coming up with questions to ask Craig, then realise that they're too lame to be picked out but send them to him anyway.
☠ toi have experienced fergasm before.
☠ toi were on nuage 9 (or higher) when you're email/tweet got read on the montrer for the first time.
☠ toi have kissed (or done something else to...) your screen/monitor only to realise that toi can't possibly reach Craig that way.
☠ toi never miss a show. "Screw everything else"- toi think.
☠ toi rather pee your pants than to leave during the monologue.
☠ toi threaten to throw anyone out of the room if they even let out a breath while you're watching the show.
☠ toi get pissy at anyone who dares to bad-mouth about Craig.
☠ toi tell people to go rejoindre Al-Qaeda when they don't agree with you, especially regarding Craig.
☠ toi tried to watch other late-night shows and toi "Zzzz...." before toi can think "how can this be on the air?"
☠ toi became sleep deprived for staying up to watch Craig.
☠ toi cuss at Dave if he takes to long to get his montrer over/Or toi cuss at YouTube for screwing up.
☠ You're subscribed to Mal's TVsCraigFerguson channel on YouTube.
☠ You've seen the 'OMFG ending' on Youtube for 100+ times, and drooled every single time toi watch it again (or fergasm).
☠ toi talk about Craig ALL THE TIME.
☠ toi feel miserable when it comes to meeting decent guys because Craig is your standard (you too ladies)
☠ You've been caught ogling at pictures of Craig.
☠ toi try to get your Friends to watch Craig.
☠ toi get angry at your Friends for not listening to toi ramble on about Craig.
☠ During conversations toi make your own Craig jokes& laugh. And then people judge you.
☠ toi have plus than one folder containing Craig Ferguson pictures.
☠ toi have so much Craig vidéos that it's not even funny.
☠ toi say "It's a Great jour for America" even though you're not American, nor do toi live in America, nor do toi have anything at all to do with America.
☠ toi sing along to the Tweets& Emails jingle ou the LLS theme song when you're doing the laundry.
☠ toi reply to people Geoff Peterson-style ou Craig-style. (eg. "WAHHHH?!")
☠ toi can take any two-word combo and turn it into a supposed name toi used to dance under.
☠ Craig is who toi go to for a mood lift, a good laugh, comfort, advices, reminder for the purpose of life, procrastination, boredom ou when you're just horny.
☠ toi imitate Geoff.
☠ toi think puppets are awesome.
☠ toi think robot skeletons are awesome.
☠ toi think the Scottish accent is friggin sexy.
☠ toi say 'cuss' instead of 'curse'.
☠ toi like Britney Speare's song "Oops I did it Again" even though toi didn't like it before.
☠ toi get excited hearing/seeing/eating chicken.
☠ toi secretly enjoy being called a hobo. Especially par Craig.
☠ toi giggle when toi hear Liza Minnelli & Paul McCartney.
☠ toi think Craig is the best dancer ever.
☠ toi think a leaky garage with crappy lighting is not creepy but awesome.
☠ toi l’amour the word 'awesome.'
☠ toi want to be a pilot ou get a pilot's license.
☠ toi want to get a tattoo(s).
☠ You've read "Between the Bridge and the River" & "American on Purpose."
☠ You've seen (almost) all of Craig's précédant films before and loved them.
☠ toi say 'CBS cares.'
☠ toi put your address down as 'Hollowed out Volcano'
☠ toi fergasm when Craig looks straight into the camera (you too ladies)
☠ toi say 'remind toi of anyone' & 'I know' all the time.
☠ toi l’amour the 'ball vacuum cleaner with the PROPER AMOUNT OF SUCTION'
☠ toi do your own double entendre to almost anything that it can work with.
☠ toi hate the Emmy's and all them Hollywood Showbiz things/people.
☠ toi tuned in for requin Week even though toi don't like sharks/don't give a rats cul, ass about Discovery channel/know that toi will become paranoid afterwards.
☠ You're happy when Craig's happy, you're sad when Craig's sad, you're angry when Craig's angry, you're hurt when Craig's hurt, and of course- you're horny when Craig's horny.
☠ toi think Craig trumps the world. And you're right, he does.
;P
☠ Oh, and toi feel proud after lire this.
Are toi all of the above? ou do toi have plus to add? please commentaire below =D
*RSAGroupHug*
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
