Codename: Kids suivant Door Article: Operation: C.O.S.T.U.M.E. Ch. 5

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posted by kndkid96

"Oh great. HIM...."

"Ugh, my head! Wally, why'd ya have to-"
Kacey immediatley covered her mouth. She had a pretty thick Austrailian accent....which meant one thing: she looked in a nearby piece of a broken mirror. The sight was the most HORRIBLE thing ever: all she saw was...Wally. Then she looked over at the ACTUAL Wally. He was out cold... and all furry.
"W-w-w-Wally? A-a-a-a-are you-?"
His eyes sprung open and he jumped to his feet. Wally growled like a wild animal when he saw Kacey.
"N-nice puppy...."
He made his way towards her.
Just then, a voice said: "NO! Bad puppy!"
The Wally-wolf felt a finger through a long sleeve flick his nose. He whimpered.
Kacey opened her eyes and found Kuki chewing him out.
"No...it can't be..."
Just then, she heard a high-pitched meow behind her. She turned around.
"M-M-Maddy?"
The black cat stared at her for a minute, then affectionetly rubbed her leg.
Hoagie groaned and sat up.
Maddy meowed and jumped on him. A smile formed across Hoagie's green and stitched-up face. He giggled like an idiot. plus so than usual.
"Pretty kitty...." he grunted.
Abby sat up, groaned, and (very slowly) did a facepalm.
"That kitty is my SISTER!" Megan snarled. She placed her claws in Hoagie's face.
Franken-Hoagie placed Maddy on the floor.
Megan scratched her sister behind her ears. She began purring.
"KITTY!!!" shrieked a girly voice. It was Val. She had creamy blonde hair, actual color to face, and she didn't have her medallion.
She let out a shirll yelp. Minerva, ou what was supposed to be Minerva, laughed evilly. Kacey had to take a few steps back since she looked pretty scary: she had sharp horns coming out of her head and she was as red as a cherry.
"Aren't toi gonna fight back?"
Val stuck her nose in the air.
"A princess? Fight? Preposterous!"
Kacey heard a high-pitched Transylvanian-accented voice coming from behind her:
"I vant to suck your- ooooooh, shiny..."
She turned around to see what was supposed to be Kiki. She was about 2 feet shorter, her hair was black, and she was missing her glasses.
"Holy crap! toi shrunk!" Kacey shouted
"And aged! Beautifully!" Val commented.
Kiki's cheeks turned pink.
Another Transylvanian-accented voice filled the room:
"Typical 250-year-old. Can't pay attention...."
Kiki scowled.
"Oh great. HIM...."
Kacey turned around and jumped back. Christian was about a foot and 2 inches taller.
"Holy crap! toi grew!"
"And aged. Horribly!" Kuki cackled.
He hissed at her. Then at Kacey. He grabbed her arm and bent her neck towards his fangs. Just then, Count Christian felt a foot kick his shin. It was Kiki. He grabbed his leg and dropped Kacey. Kiki picked her friend up and ran out the door.
"AFTER THEM!"
Christian spread his cape and turned into a bat while Kuki and Maddy jumped on a nearby balai, genêt à balais and took to the skies. Abby and Hoagie slowly made their way out of the shed, Minerva and Wally ran out at full speed. David was the last to wake up. When he did, he stuck his spear in the air and shouted: "THIS! IS! SPARTA!"
Val snapped her fingers.
"You there! Warrior! Carry me!"
He sighed and picked up Princess Val.
"Now, onward!"
"WHAT?"
The princess did a facepalm.
"Follow the others, nimrod!"
David got the "Ooooooooooooooooooh" look on his face and walked out.
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Kiki dropped Kacey off in the cemetery.
She asked "Why didn't you....y'know... bare your fangs and turn me into an undead follower?"
Kiki sighed.
"Vell, 1: I'm lazy and B: I'm Dracula's BABY sister. Usually, if the older sibling is evil, the younger sibling is good....or at most, mischevious."
"True. Now come on, we gotta find a way to get the team back to normal before midnight."
"But vhy before midniiiiiight?" Kiki whined, "All the good stuff happens at midnight!"
Kacey turned around and got in her teammates face.
"Do toi have any idea what could happen?
Kiki thought for a minute.
"Um....Billy Mays, Micheal Jackson, Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi, and Vincent Price come back from the dead and do 'Thriller'?"
Kacey did a major facepalm.
"Lemme put it this way: Do toi have any idea what could happen if all that evil was combined?"
Kiki thought for another minute and screamed.
"We gotta stop them!"
Kacey jumped up.
"THAT'S THE SPIRIT! Let's go!"
She grabbed her Friends hand and began to pull her ahead. Kiki pulled her hand back.
"I vant my own slightly-deranged sidekick first!"
"Later! We gotta go!"
Kiki threw herself on the ground.
"I VANT MY SLIGHTLY DERAGNED SIDEKICK!!!"
"What, I'm not good enough?"
"You're awesome! But I vant a sidekick who's a few fries short of a happy meal if toi get my drift..."
Kacey rolled her eyes.
"Fine, but hurry up."
Kiki squealed, turned into a bat, and flew off.
5 minutes later, she came back. Kacey's jaw dropped when she saw her sidekick choice....

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kndkid96 Mutiple accents, monsters, and slightly deranged sidekicks, oh my! Who's Kiki's crazy partner? What'll happen to the others? Well, find out in Chapter 6! Comment!

taismo723 Oooooo! Who can it be? I'll have to wait and see. AWESOME!

kndluva "You're awesome! But I vant a sidekick who's a few fries short of a happy meal if you get my drift..." Kacey rolled her eyes. A few fries short of a happy meal.....priceles.

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Op.: P.L.A.Y.P.L.A.C.E (Poor Little Adventurous Youngsters Pursued Let's All Create Escape) Ch. 1

posted by kndkid96

"Guys, stop! This is madness!" Wally cried.
Kiki raised an eyebrow. "Madness?"
Kacey yelled at the haut, retour au début of her lungs:
"THIS!!! IS!!! CAKE TIME!!!".
She took a couteau and cut into the 9-layer cake that everyone helped bake for Abby's birthday. Each layer was a different flavor (which made it even plus special....and weird-tasting considering the flavors that everyone else picked). Before Abby could take a bite, Maddy stuck a candle into her piece. Kiki lit it.
"Make a wish!" they both chirped.
She thought for a minute. Then smiled and took a deep breath and blew out the candle.
"What's toi wish for?"...

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Operation: G.A.M.E. (Going Against Major Enemies) Ch. 8

posted by kndkid96

"KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI!" the crowd cheered wildly.
Wally smiled and took a deep breath:
"Coming into the ring is a girl toi do NOT wanna tick off! She is known as 'Numbuh 8', the 'Master of Disaster', 'Little Big Girl', 'Countess Prank-U-Lot'....."
Kavey gave her teammate a weird look.
"Seriously? 'Countess Prank-U-Lot'?"
Kiki shrugged, "It sounded cool."
"Put your hands together for: Kikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <gasp, gasp gasp> Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!"
The crowd went ballistic (in a good way)....

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Operation:L.I.E. (L.ittle Indinafying E.mbelishment) Part Three

posted by amy23000

"were toi listening? i mean common man! dude toi suck for this!!!" kuki was still REALLY mad at numbuh 2 for not wanting to prank people just because she was there "just shut up already! toi yelled at me through the whole night I'm not even exaggerating!!! it's now 7 o' clock time for school!!!" numbuh 2 had been never to patient but he really try's when it came to numbuh 3 just so he wouldn't get his but kicked par his buddy he knew that he would do any thing for her even if it meant killing him "guys it's time to go grab your back packs and accueil work and lets leave!!!!!" numbuh 5 had heard...

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Operation: C.R.U.S.H.E.D. (Cute Romance Unleashes Super Hectic Evil Doings) Chapter 1

posted by taismo723

“TOMMY!” Hoagie yelled from downstairs. “Get your butt down here! We’re going to the arbre house!” Tommy shot downstairs like lightning.
“I l’amour it when we go visit your friends, Hoagie!” Tommy said. He adjusted his hat. Then, he and Hoagie left the house.

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“Mushi! If you’re playing with my arc en ciel Monkeys I’m not gonna let toi come to the arbre house with me!” Kuki called. Mushi trudged downstairs. She carried her only Monkey and groaned.
“Will Wally be there?” Mushi asked.
“Of...

Operation: B.A.B.Y.S.I.T. (Babysitting Aggrivatingly Bratty Youngsters Sure Is Tiring) Ch. 3

posted by kndkid96

"Mushi! Tommy! Val and Joey! Where ARE you?!" Kiki called out for what seemed like the billionth time. She was trying really hard not to lose her cool. Kiki grinded her teeth; When she found all 4 kids, she swore she was gonna chew 'em out like there was no tommorow.
"VALENTINA!!! JOEY!!! MUSHI!!!! TOMMY!!! GET YOUR KEISTERS DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!" she shrieked angrilly. She sighed.
"Woah, Kiki. Calm down. They couldn't have gone THAT far."
Just then, she heard a bunch of giggling coming from Kuki's room. And a really loud "RIP!". She gasped, and bolted down the hall. When she reached the entrance...

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Operation: T.E.X.A.S. Chapter Arrival Time And The End

posted by taismo723

They were only 2 Hours away from Final Destination.
"Hoagie, quit lire off of the GPS." Megan said.
"When are we getting there?" Maddy asked.
"In 2 Hours." Hoagie said.
"She means what time!" David said.
"Oh, 4:00." Hoagie said.
"UGH! I hate waiting!" Minerva said. She threw a tantrum. Val just scoffed.
"It's 2 Hours!" Val said. "Now I'm in range distance. I could just pop there if I wanted to." Then, Val's eyes widened. She lifted her cape. Christian jumped. But he landed right on the spot where Val was. She was gone.
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Operation: T.E.X.A.S. Chapter 2 Friends To The Rescue!

posted by taismo723

"OUCH!"
"If toi shove me again, I'll spank the crap out of you!"
"SHUT UP!!!"
Sectors V, Q, and David and Christian of SV had all gathered in Sector V's S.C.A.M.P.E.R. It was a long ride from Arizona to Texas, but hey, what're Friends for?
"If toi guys don't stop fighting, I will turn this thing around!" Hoagie screamed. Minerva stuck her tongue out and shoved Val again.
"Hey!" Val yelled. "I warned you!" Val leaped toward Minerva. But Minerva, like her father, was quick and moved away before Val could spank her. Kiki had enough.
"Alright guys, this is MY mission and I can shove all of you...

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Operation W.O.O.D.S. (worried opertives operation dangerously scary)

posted by kndluva

''oof!''
''Ow!''
''hey!''
''gimme that!''
Abby made her way through the hectic costume shop, diving, jumping and weaving her way threw frazzled customers, her cowgirl costume hanging limply at one side. It was 1 jour until Halloween, and everyone seemed to have Lost there minds. With an exasperated gasp, she handed her costume to the cashier.
''That'll be ten fifty.'' The rather bored looking teenage worker a dit blandly.
Numbuh 5 forked over the money and headed twords the door. Unfortunately, a rather, Ummmmmm, ''big boned'' woman staggered in at the same time. her protruding stomach pressed Abby...

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Operation: V.I.P.E.R. Chapter 5 The Dance Begins

posted by taismo723

The Dance was probably the best dance Sierra Verde had ever held. There was a sweet DJ. There was a disco ball. They even had a colorful dance floor built in the ground! Kacey, David, and Christian arrived. They each let out their own "Whoa." Nearby, they could see Falken getting some punch. Kuki was over on the dance floor waiting for him. She had a pretty rose dress on with ruffled sleeves and on the bottom was ruffled too. Falken returned with some punch. Kuki smiled. She took the coup de poing and drank it. Over on the other side of the Gym, toi could see Kiki and Megan talking. Kacey's eyes bulged....

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Operation: L.I.E (L.ittle I.ndignafying E.mbelish)

posted by amy23000

Every one was in the cafeteria eating lunch, but today wasn't like any other jour i mean... different-er than any other one. After the school bells ring for the last time for the day. Wally and Hoagie decided to mix up the jour instead of going to the arbre house but don't leave the school(how sucky ..yet not)and take screws out of teacher chairs and putting cinder blocks and making people trip face-first into 'stuff' on the ground. *RIIIING* "there goes the lunch cloche, bell RACE YA TO THE PLAY GROUND!" wally shouted to hoagie but kuki grabbed him par the capuche, hotte while numbuh 2 was pushing people out of...

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It Sure Is A Small World! Chapter 4 The Battle

posted by taismo723

Everyone froze. There was no movement. Marco stepped forward. Kacey was stuttering, but managed to get out:
"K-k-k- Kids suivant Door, B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- BATTLE STATIONS!" Toby yelped and bit Marco's leg. Marco kicked him away. Kacey caught him just in time. Wally jumped up and tried to rip off Marco's arm. Marco was too strong even for the Quantonium. Megan turned invisible and ran around the room chucking things at Marco. Hoagie, unable to control himself, turned into a cannon. Everyone went bug-eyed. What shot out of the canon, cannon was unspeakable. Ice Cream. Marco yelled in horror at the chilliness...

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Operation: S.K.Y.L.I.N.E. (Super Kool Youngsters Lounge In New Environment) Ch. 4

posted by kndkid96

Kacey gasped for breath as she reached the haut, retour au début of Clifton Hill. There were a group of younger kids crying,
"I want 'Sugar Mountain' back!"
When she asked what had happened, they pointed to a big hole and a trail of candy. This could only mean one thing: Stickybeard. She called Abby on her KN-communicator.
"Numbuh 5's kinda busy right now, Kacey! What do ya want?"
"Busy?"
"Yeah! With Stickybeard! Try callin' your cousin! Maybe he can help!"
She chuckled nervously.
"I'll find someone! Don't worry!" She quickly hung up and called Hoagie.
"Mmmmmmmphmgubwalgdjfb34waqz!"
"Hoagie, avaler, hirondelle toi nourriture first....

Operation: S.K.Y.L.I.N.E. (Super Kool Youngsters Lounge In New Environment) Ch. 2

posted by kndkid96

Kacey walked into the room, talking on her iPhone.
"So it's all set? Great! See toi in two days!" She hung up.
"Who was that?" Abby asked.
"Numbuh 362. She says that everything is set for the party. Pack your bags guys! We're goin' to Canada!"

Two days went par really fast. On the morning of the trip, Kacey was the first one up.
"Attention everyone!", she shouted into the microphone, "This is Numbuh 7 requesting that all operatives of Sectors Q and V rapporter to the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. NOW! We'll be leavin' in...10 minutes. That is all."
First came Hoagie. Then Maddy and Megan. Then Abby. Then Wally, who...

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Valentines jour Mystery with the KND Part 4

posted by kndluva

As the children hurried Megan's aid, Silently, Madison worked on her bounded hands. With a quick snap, the duct tape tore. A muffled ''help!'' was sounded behind Kiki and Kuki bounds.
''Ummmmmm.... Nah!'' Maddy giggled with a shrug of her shoulders. Suddenly, she cocked her head to the side. What was that noise? Leaving the wriggling two behind, she marched up to level 7.53. Stopping at a alcove at the haut, retour au début of the stairs, she listened to the voices above.
''Man, this was the best plan yet!'' gushed one of the voices.
''By this time tomorrow, they'll be at each others throats!'' laughed another...

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The Creepiness of a Carnival Chapter 7

posted by taismo723

After about 30 secondes of shivering and whispers, Richard looked around.
"You guys gonna do anything ou what?" Richard asked.
"Y- y- yeah we are!" Kacey said. She pulled out a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. Richard scoffed.
"Oh! I'm so scared!" Richard teased. "Or, I would be if I didn't have a giant paperclip myself!" Everyone's eyes bulged.
"How did HE get a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.?" Kacey screamed. She turned to her cousin.
"Heh heh, funny story...." Numbuh 4 began. "Well, it was in my bag and they took my bag." Everyone turned to him. They all growled.
"Don't worry, guys!" Numbuh 2 said. He grabbed his bag...

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The Creepiness of a Carnival Chapter 4

posted by taismo723

Kacey blinked a couple of times. It was her cousin all right. Wally waved.
"OK, let's grab hold of reality and take it for a ride, shall we?" Kacey said. "Oh, and par the way Wally, I went on Boomerang again and ironically sat in the front again. Guess what I found zipped in the pocket under MY seat?" She a dit pulling Wally's bag from behind her back. Wally ran up to her and gave her a big sloppy Kiss on the cheek. She rubbed it off.
"OK, it's not THAT much of a celebration." Kacey said. Wally put the back-pack around his shoulders.
"Hey, guys, I gotta go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."...

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Oporation Congrats chapter 2

posted by kndluva

~~~~~Flashes to KND symbol,now at sector v~~~~~~~~

Later on, the kids were back at the arbre house. Numbuh four was ripping on numbuh 2 so hard it was almost funny. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Man, that was so funny! toi go to talk to 'er an toi fall flat on yer face!, Numbuh four was saying through loud laughter. At least she laughed! , numbuh three put in helpfully. Man, numbuh five thinks toi really need to check if your shoelaces are tied plus often! Numbuh five put in with a small shrug. Numbuh twos face was beet red. It had been the worst recess of his life. Numbuh one...