Codename: Kids suivant Door Article: Operation: W.O.O.D.S. The Only Kinda Exiting End

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Operation: W.O.O.D.S. The Only Kinda Exiting End

posted by kndluva

"Well, at least I got one." Thought Count Spankulot as he tied Kacey to a chair.
Kacey mumbled somthing behind her gag.
"What?" Count Spankulot asked, confused.
Kacey mumbled it again, with some vicous kicking of her legs.
"Oh for petes sake....." he exclaimed as he tore off the gag.
Kacey drew up a deep breath that burned her oxygen deprived lungs burn.
"You...you...won't..get...away..with..this" Kacey gasped out.
She had put up a heck of a fight. She had gotton a few good hits in, and a VERY good kick to the croch that had made him double over. But with her luck, she had tripped, and he had teleported. That had led to being tied up. I think we're up to speed now. Back to our story.
Kacey sighed. She knew what was going to happen next. He was going to exsplain hiswhole boring plan. Then she was going to say somthing like- "You won't get away with this!" Might as well get started.
"Now I have been thinking this over since Ms. Hatrick beat me.Every single bad thing thats happened in my life is the Kids suivant Doors fault. Going to prison, spanking the wrong people par mistake, and 60% of the time Im in your dreaded Artic Prison. Now, I want my daughter and I to have a good life. And the only way to do that is to get rid of the KND.

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Meanwhile, Wally was going full on balistic. Now it was Kukis turn to keep Wally from passing out. Kiki was taking a different, calmer way too handle the sittuation of Kacey being missing. She had passed out straight away. Minerva was perfectly calm. It was a special talent toi got from not caring too much. With a claque, smack upside the head, she woke up Val.
"Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?" Val spluttered as she woke up.
Minerva rolled her eyes. "Come on, I need to montrer toi somthing."
Rubbing her eyes, Val ambled over to some tracks. They were large, scary, and pointy.
"Daddy?" Val questioned, very confused.
"Yes, daddy." answered Minerva. "Now did he say where he was going?"
"No, but he left the house bent on world domination, though."
Minerva held her head in her hands, then went to go relay this to numbuh 5. They needed a plan. No, they needed a miracle.

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"You're not going to get away with this!" Kacey shouted. She shook her head. Totall cliche.
"Now Im gonna....." The Count started, raising his hand to start his stingy rath of torture.
There was a yell. A boom. A crack. And finally an exsplosian.
Then David and Christian came screaming and breaking through the walls in the M.I.S.S.I.O.N. M.A.C.H.I.N.E.

M.I.S.S.I.O.N. M.A.C.H.I.N.E.

*when a- M.ission
I.s
S.o
S.ecret
I.mbecel
O.peratives
N.eed

M.uch
A.mo,
C.ar
H.otwired
I.s
N.eeded
E.xstravigentley

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So, the operatives where officially un-lost, Kacey was freed, and Val had a serious talk with her dad.
This was a serious Dairy Queen needing exspiditions. All of them sat down at a rather large table.
Kki tiredley laid her head down on the table, one of her braids dipping down into her Brownie Earthquake Sundae.
"We need a vacation ASAP." Wally anounced after glancing at Kiki.
"Sounds...like...fun" Kuki mumbled, half asleep in her chair.
"WAIT!" Abby shouted, causing Kuki to wake up with a start.
"What?" Hoagie asked.
"When ever we do somthing fun, simple, and/or boringly uninteresting somthing evil, weird, ou mysterious happens!" she answered.
"Name one!" Megan implored.
Maddy slapped a hand over Megans mouth. "Don't start."
Minerva shruged.
"Whats the worst that could happen?" She placed her hand in the middle of the table.
Val shrugged too. "Im in"
"Me too" a dit David. He put his hand on haut, retour au début of Vals.
"Same here." joined in Christian, adding his hand.
"O.K. ! " Maddy a dit while slapping down her hand.
"Count me in too." Megan agreed, joining her sister.
"Yeah, I'll join." a dit numbuh two.
"Couldn't hurt. (too much) " shrugged numbuh 5, while her hands joined the others.
"Sure, why not?" Kacey added.
"Me next." Kiki chirped, her hand topping the very large hand pile.

It was settled. Time for a KND road trip.

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Operation F.U.T.U.R.E.S(Finally Understand The Ultimate Real Ending Stinks)

posted by DexandBloss

It was an interesting jour at Gallager and I was about to make it even plus interesting!

Numbah 5:NUMBAH 2 WOULD toi PLEASE STOP NARRATING!

Numbah2:Come on numbah 5 im just kidding.

Numbah5:Well it's just whenever toi start narrating toi start a stupid detective case that I have to listen to!

Numbah2:....Well...

Numbah5:Let me guess...thats what toi were going to do right?

Numbah2:Kind of....

Anyways were was I...oh yeah plus interesting...why was I about to make it even plus interesting?because I was about to crack a new case...kids at school had been going missing lately and nobody had gotten contact...

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A bulitan from the Numbuh 1000 is kinda awesome, but we're not quite sure yet corporation

posted by kndluva

Greetings operatives and cadets! This is Numbuh 1000 speaking to toi today, and I have a word ou two to say. I know it's hard to come up with fan fiction ideas, acronyms for the title, ou any titre at all. The same go for fan arts. I have come up with a solution. Me. I come up with fan Fiction and fan art ideas all the time, it's just I'm not a good drawer ou storywriter. So, here is my proposition. If toi need ideas ou acronyms, ou titles, ask me. Gimme a main dea, I'll come up with a title. Need a seasonal fan art? I'll come up with somthing. Think I'm a nerd and I don't know what I'm talking about and I really should just shut up? Thats justifiable.

This infomercial is a product of Numbuh 1000 is kinda awesome, but we're not quite sure yet corporation. Any stories that turn out to be majorly suckish can not be held against this company in the court of law, and neither can ultra cruddy fan arts. Yes I'm talking to you.

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Op. H.A.U.N.T. Chapter 2

posted by taismo723

“WHERE ARE KUKI AND WALLY?” Raleigh shouted the suivant morning.
“Who cares?” Kacey said, hugging a bag of Goldfish. (XD)
“They ARE missing.” Kiki a dit poking her head out of the tent.
“Oh, I know where they went.” David a dit with a smirk.
“Oh, puh-lease.” Megan said. “They were abducted par ghosts! Remember how one whispered in my ear last night?”
“Ghosts don’t exist, Smart One!” Abby called from her tent. “Now shut up! Numbuh 5 is trying to sleep!”
“She’s right.” Hoagie said.
“Thank you!” Abby said.
“No, not you. Megan is.”
“I am?” Megan smiled....

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Your Typical Whodunit, KND Style! Chapter 2 The Mixture

posted by taismo723

"Just walk away." Kacey said. "We don't wanna piss him off-"
"HI KYLE!" Raleigh yelled.
Kacey slapped her forehead.
"What the-?" Kyle turned around. He saw the three standing there, two bug-eyed, and one waving her hand violently.
"Kyle, we're solving a mystery. Don't bother us." Kacey said. Raleigh remembered about the mystery and ran up to Kyle and questioned him.
"Where were toi about a half heure ago?" Raleigh asked in a British accent.
"Um, I was at my house...?" Kyle said. Kacey did the hand gesture to Raleigh telling her to stop.
"Did toi rip up the arc en ciel Monkeys?" Raleigh asked.
...

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Operation: S.I.N.G. Chapter 7 The Weird Dooking

posted by taismo723

“Hi, I’m gonna sing the song Just the Way toi Are.” Wally said.
Kuki shrieked.
Wally gulped, and then he began:
Oh her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful
And I tell her every day
Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment her
She wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me do I look okay
I say
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way toi are
And when toi smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile...

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Operation: S.I.N.G. Chapter 4 Megan Gets Mad

posted by taismo723

The note passing jour turned into the note passing night. Kuki’s last note was slipped under Wally’s door. He picked it up and read it.
Dear Wally,
    Are toi sure? I mean, Sing-A-Song is in a week, and I haven’t even come up with my song! Well, that’s OK. We can talk like this every day! But, it’s getting late and I’m tired. I bet even Kacey’s asleep.
                            Love,
                            Kuki...

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Op.: P.L.A.Y.P.L.A.C.E. (Poor Little Adventureous Youngsters Pursued Let's All Create Escape) Ch. 2

posted by kndkid96

Maddy tugged on her sister's sleeve.
"I wanna go to the kiddie cafe!" she whined.
Val tugged on Kiki's sleeve.
"I wanna go to the playplace!"
Wally tugged on Kacey's sleeve.
"I wanna get out of here!"
Everyone gave him a strange look.
"We just got here!" Kuki said.
"Now toi wanna leave? Jeez, how many bowls of 'Crazy Flakes' did toi have this morning?" Kacey asked.
"Only 2. I'm just getting an uneasy feeling about this place. I have a feeling somethin'- I don't know WHAT, but somethin'- is gonna happen."
"Maybe you're having an anxiety attack." Kiki added.
Val continued to tug on Kiki's sleeve.
"Come...

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Operation: L.I.T.T.L.E? (Listen, Is This The Loathed End?) Chapter 1

posted by taismo723

"I hate television." Kuki said. She had just watched the season finale of 'Rainbow Monkeys Adventure' and they just killed off one of her favori characters.
"Wow, this montrer just wants to get like 'Lost'." Kacey said. Kiki nodded. 'Lost' was a strange montrer that killed off a ton of characters, had weird flash forwards, flash backs, and flash sideways', and made no sense. Yet, it was really popular. Kuki just began to bawl.
"C'mon Kuki." Wally said. "It's not that bad."
"He's right," Megan began. "It's a fictional character." And just like that, the alarm went off.
"MAN, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO...

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Op.: P.L.A.Y.P.L.A.C.E (Poor Little Adventurous Youngsters Pursued Let's All Create Escape) Ch. 1

posted by kndkid96

"Guys, stop! This is madness!" Wally cried.
Kiki raised an eyebrow. "Madness?"
Kacey yelled at the haut, retour au début of her lungs:
"THIS!!! IS!!! CAKE TIME!!!".
She took a couteau and cut into the 9-layer cake that everyone helped bake for Abby's birthday. Each layer was a different flavor (which made it even plus special....and weird-tasting considering the flavors that everyone else picked). Before Abby could take a bite, Maddy stuck a candle into her piece. Kiki lit it.
"Make a wish!" they both chirped.
She thought for a minute. Then smiled and took a deep breath and blew out the candle.
"What's toi wish for?"...

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Operation: G.A.M.E. (Going Against Major Enemies) Ch. 8

posted by kndkid96

"KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI!" the crowd cheered wildly.
Wally smiled and took a deep breath:
"Coming into the ring is a girl toi do NOT wanna tick off! She is known as 'Numbuh 8', the 'Master of Disaster', 'Little Big Girl', 'Countess Prank-U-Lot'....."
Kavey gave her teammate a weird look.
"Seriously? 'Countess Prank-U-Lot'?"
Kiki shrugged, "It sounded cool."
"Put your hands together for: Kikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <gasp, gasp gasp> Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!"
The crowd went ballistic (in a good way)....

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Operation: C.R.U.S.H.E.D. (Cute Romance Unleashes Super Hectic Evil Doings) Chapter 1

posted by taismo723

“TOMMY!” Hoagie yelled from downstairs. “Get your butt down here! We’re going to the arbre house!” Tommy shot downstairs like lightning.
“I l’amour it when we go visit your friends, Hoagie!” Tommy said. He adjusted his hat. Then, he and Hoagie left the house.

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“Mushi! If you’re playing with my arc en ciel Monkeys I’m not gonna let toi come to the arbre house with me!” Kuki called. Mushi trudged downstairs. She carried her only Monkey and groaned.
“Will Wally be there?” Mushi asked.
“Of...

Operation: B.A.B.Y.S.I.T. (Babysitting Aggrivatingly Bratty Youngsters Sure Is Tiring) Ch. 3

posted by kndkid96

"Mushi! Tommy! Val and Joey! Where ARE you?!" Kiki called out for what seemed like the billionth time. She was trying really hard not to lose her cool. Kiki grinded her teeth; When she found all 4 kids, she swore she was gonna chew 'em out like there was no tommorow.
"VALENTINA!!! JOEY!!! MUSHI!!!! TOMMY!!! GET YOUR KEISTERS DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!" she shrieked angrilly. She sighed.
"Woah, Kiki. Calm down. They couldn't have gone THAT far."
Just then, she heard a bunch of giggling coming from Kuki's room. And a really loud "RIP!". She gasped, and bolted down the hall. When she reached the entrance...

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Operation: T.E.X.A.S. Chapter Arrival Time And The End

posted by taismo723

They were only 2 Hours away from Final Destination.
"Hoagie, quit lire off of the GPS." Megan said.
"When are we getting there?" Maddy asked.
"In 2 Hours." Hoagie said.
"She means what time!" David said.
"Oh, 4:00." Hoagie said.
"UGH! I hate waiting!" Minerva said. She threw a tantrum. Val just scoffed.
"It's 2 Hours!" Val said. "Now I'm in range distance. I could just pop there if I wanted to." Then, Val's eyes widened. She lifted her cape. Christian jumped. But he landed right on the spot where Val was. She was gone.
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Operation: T.E.X.A.S. Chapter 2 Friends To The Rescue!

posted by taismo723

"OUCH!"
"If toi shove me again, I'll spank the crap out of you!"
"SHUT UP!!!"
Sectors V, Q, and David and Christian of SV had all gathered in Sector V's S.C.A.M.P.E.R. It was a long ride from Arizona to Texas, but hey, what're Friends for?
"If toi guys don't stop fighting, I will turn this thing around!" Hoagie screamed. Minerva stuck her tongue out and shoved Val again.
"Hey!" Val yelled. "I warned you!" Val leaped toward Minerva. But Minerva, like her father, was quick and moved away before Val could spank her. Kiki had enough.
"Alright guys, this is MY mission and I can shove all of you...

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Operation W.O.O.D.S. (worried opertives operation dangerously scary)

posted by kndluva

''oof!''
''Ow!''
''hey!''
''gimme that!''
Abby made her way through the hectic costume shop, diving, jumping and weaving her way threw frazzled customers, her cowgirl costume hanging limply at one side. It was 1 jour until Halloween, and everyone seemed to have Lost there minds. With an exasperated gasp, she handed her costume to the cashier.
''That'll be ten fifty.'' The rather bored looking teenage worker a dit blandly.
Numbuh 5 forked over the money and headed twords the door. Unfortunately, a rather, Ummmmmm, ''big boned'' woman staggered in at the same time. her protruding stomach pressed Abby...

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Operation: V.I.P.E.R. Chapter 5 The Dance Begins

posted by taismo723

The Dance was probably the best dance Sierra Verde had ever held. There was a sweet DJ. There was a disco ball. They even had a colorful dance floor built in the ground! Kacey, David, and Christian arrived. They each let out their own "Whoa." Nearby, they could see Falken getting some punch. Kuki was over on the dance floor waiting for him. She had a pretty rose dress on with ruffled sleeves and on the bottom was ruffled too. Falken returned with some punch. Kuki smiled. She took the coup de poing and drank it. Over on the other side of the Gym, toi could see Kiki and Megan talking. Kacey's eyes bulged....

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Operation: L.I.E (L.ittle I.ndignafying E.mbelish)

posted by amy23000

Every one was in the cafeteria eating lunch, but today wasn't like any other jour i mean... different-er than any other one. After the school bells ring for the last time for the day. Wally and Hoagie decided to mix up the jour instead of going to the arbre house but don't leave the school(how sucky ..yet not)and take screws out of teacher chairs and putting cinder blocks and making people trip face-first into 'stuff' on the ground. *RIIIING* "there goes the lunch cloche, bell RACE YA TO THE PLAY GROUND!" wally shouted to hoagie but kuki grabbed him par the capuche, hotte while numbuh 2 was pushing people out of...

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It Sure Is A Small World! Chapter 4 The Battle

posted by taismo723

Everyone froze. There was no movement. Marco stepped forward. Kacey was stuttering, but managed to get out:
"K-k-k- Kids suivant Door, B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- BATTLE STATIONS!" Toby yelped and bit Marco's leg. Marco kicked him away. Kacey caught him just in time. Wally jumped up and tried to rip off Marco's arm. Marco was too strong even for the Quantonium. Megan turned invisible and ran around the room chucking things at Marco. Hoagie, unable to control himself, turned into a cannon. Everyone went bug-eyed. What shot out of the canon, cannon was unspeakable. Ice Cream. Marco yelled in horror at the chilliness...

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Operation: S.K.Y.L.I.N.E. (Super Kool Youngsters Lounge In New Environment) Ch. 4

posted by kndkid96

Kacey gasped for breath as she reached the haut, retour au début of Clifton Hill. There were a group of younger kids crying,
"I want 'Sugar Mountain' back!"
When she asked what had happened, they pointed to a big hole and a trail of candy. This could only mean one thing: Stickybeard. She called Abby on her KN-communicator.
"Numbuh 5's kinda busy right now, Kacey! What do ya want?"
"Busy?"
"Yeah! With Stickybeard! Try callin' your cousin! Maybe he can help!"
She chuckled nervously.
"I'll find someone! Don't worry!" She quickly hung up and called Hoagie.
"Mmmmmmmphmgubwalgdjfb34waqz!"
"Hoagie, avaler, hirondelle toi nourriture first....

Operation: S.K.Y.L.I.N.E. (Super Kool Youngsters Lounge In New Environment) Ch. 2

posted by kndkid96

Kacey walked into the room, talking on her iPhone.
"So it's all set? Great! See toi in two days!" She hung up.
"Who was that?" Abby asked.
"Numbuh 362. She says that everything is set for the party. Pack your bags guys! We're goin' to Canada!"

Two days went par really fast. On the morning of the trip, Kacey was the first one up.
"Attention everyone!", she shouted into the microphone, "This is Numbuh 7 requesting that all operatives of Sectors Q and V rapporter to the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. NOW! We'll be leavin' in...10 minutes. That is all."
First came Hoagie. Then Maddy and Megan. Then Abby. Then Wally, who...