Kelly Clarson-The trouble with l’amour is

sorry to the Twilight fans here.

You are a disgrace
Writing ‘bout a girl moving to a rainy place
Who’s getting horny par the touch of a sparkling tube of glitter glue
And who’s nothing but a selfish Mary Sue

Now your little piece of shit
Has made toi ridiculously rich
But toi refuse to give anything to charity
Which doesn’t add much to your dignity

And you’re not taking bad critics from us, honey
You let them be deleted par your precious brother
But as long as toi can pocket the money
You don’t bother

Now, won’t toi stand up and give the woman an ovation
‘Cause she believed we wanted to share...

These are my haut, retour au début 5 Ross & Rachel moments - it was pretty hard to choose as there are so many and I'm sure some of toi will agree with my choices and others will prefer other moments but here goes! Enjoy =D


5. "See? He's her Lobster!"

UDY(on video): I've got a wonderful idea, toi should take Rachel to the prom.

ROSS(on video): Doubtful!

JUDY(on video): Jack, give me that - talk to your son!

JACK(on video): Your mother's right, take her. toi can wear my tux!

ROSS(on video): Dad, she won't wanna go with me!

JACK(on video): Of course she would! You're a college man!

ROSS(on video): I don't know...

JACK(on...