Clark: That wouldn’t be the reason. Thanks, I don’t really consider myself a geek.
Lois: So… what do toi see yourself as?
Clark: I don’t know. An outsider, I guess.
Lois: [She laughs.] That’s a recipe for wedgies if I’ve ever heard one.
Sam: Not to worry, though. I’m sure that Clark will be happy to montrer toi around.
Clark & Lois: [Worried.] Around where?
Sam: Bright and early tomorrow morning. [He turns back to them.] toi start Smallville High.
Clark: Hey, hey! The last time I checked, toi were missing a few prerequisites for being in here.
Lois: [Smug.] So toi have been checking me out.
Clark: Come on, Lois! Didn’t those guys on the base teach toi anything?
Lois: Wouldn’t toi like to know? Doesn’t matter ’cause toi are going down.
Clark: That’ll be the day.
Episode: Devoted
Clark: toi know… [Lois stops walking.] If toi spent as much time studying as toi did trying to leave, you’d be in college already.
Lois: [Turning to face him.] And where’d toi get that pearl of wisdom, the Farmer’s Almanac?
Lois: I’m glad toi made the team, Clark, but why be a conformist? At least with the whole farm boy plaid thing, as lame as it is, it completely belongs to you.
Clark: [Annoyed.] In the future, let’s restrict our conversations to “hello” and “goodbye.”
Lois: Oh, my God. She’s taken the fast train to Stepford.
Clark: I need toi to keep her away from me.
Lois: With what? A tranquilizer gun?
Clark: I’m looking for Coach Teague. He just attacked me in my loft.
Lois: After that performance on the field today, I’m not surprised. I’m kidding.
Lois: Wait a minute. toi drank some of it, too. I saw you. How come you’re not going all l’amour slave?
Clark: [Pause.] I don’t know. What’s your point?
Lois: That science report’s in Mandy’s faux Prada bag. Presumably it can tell us how to reverse this, right? And presumably, you’re infected. [Clark thinks about this. Lois becomes teasingly flirtatious.] The cheerleaders are having a pool party tonight. How do toi look in a swimsuit, Clark?
Lois: [Blaming.] Oh, nice, Clark. toi know, toi only had one thing to do.
Clark: Me? You’re closer to the door.
Lois: Okay, so it’s automatically my fault?
Lois: Yeah? What are toi gonna do, cheer us to death? Oh, great. Herecomes the l’amour squad.
Lois: Okay, what the hell was that?
Clark: I guess the pipe must’ve broken ou something. Pretty lucky, huh?
Lois: Yeah. toi better hope for that kind of luck tomorrow on the field.
Lex: Look, I’m willing to give this friendship another shot if toi are.
Clark: In the spirit of friendship, I was wondering if toi could help me with a problem.
Lex: Absolutely. What is it?
Clark: Well, it’s a who. Lois Lane.
Lois: If toi break her heart, I’ll come back and I’ll break your legs.
Clark: What do toi mean come back?
Lois: Apparently the dean got a call from a very prominent benefactor with the initials L.L. They did the white man power dance and shazam. I’m officially a freshman.
Clark: Look, the important thing is toi got in and you’re leaving. [Realizing that sounded rude.] Because that’s what toi wanted, right?
Lois: Yeah, yeah, don’t get all broken up about it. toi know, if I could describe my time here in one word, it would be “weird.” I look
vers l'avant, vers l’avant to the relative normalcy of the big city. [Clark nods.] But don’t worry. I’ll visit.
Clark: Is that a promise ou a threat?
Lois: See toi around… Smallville.
Lois: So… what do toi see yourself as?
Clark: I don’t know. An outsider, I guess.
Lois: [She laughs.] That’s a recipe for wedgies if I’ve ever heard one.
Sam: Not to worry, though. I’m sure that Clark will be happy to montrer toi around.
Clark & Lois: [Worried.] Around where?
Sam: Bright and early tomorrow morning. [He turns back to them.] toi start Smallville High.
Clark: Hey, hey! The last time I checked, toi were missing a few prerequisites for being in here.
Lois: [Smug.] So toi have been checking me out.
Clark: Come on, Lois! Didn’t those guys on the base teach toi anything?
Lois: Wouldn’t toi like to know? Doesn’t matter ’cause toi are going down.
Clark: That’ll be the day.
Episode: Devoted
Clark: toi know… [Lois stops walking.] If toi spent as much time studying as toi did trying to leave, you’d be in college already.
Lois: [Turning to face him.] And where’d toi get that pearl of wisdom, the Farmer’s Almanac?
Lois: I’m glad toi made the team, Clark, but why be a conformist? At least with the whole farm boy plaid thing, as lame as it is, it completely belongs to you.
Clark: [Annoyed.] In the future, let’s restrict our conversations to “hello” and “goodbye.”
Lois: Oh, my God. She’s taken the fast train to Stepford.
Clark: I need toi to keep her away from me.
Lois: With what? A tranquilizer gun?
Clark: I’m looking for Coach Teague. He just attacked me in my loft.
Lois: After that performance on the field today, I’m not surprised. I’m kidding.
Lois: Wait a minute. toi drank some of it, too. I saw you. How come you’re not going all l’amour slave?
Clark: [Pause.] I don’t know. What’s your point?
Lois: That science report’s in Mandy’s faux Prada bag. Presumably it can tell us how to reverse this, right? And presumably, you’re infected. [Clark thinks about this. Lois becomes teasingly flirtatious.] The cheerleaders are having a pool party tonight. How do toi look in a swimsuit, Clark?
Lois: [Blaming.] Oh, nice, Clark. toi know, toi only had one thing to do.
Clark: Me? You’re closer to the door.
Lois: Okay, so it’s automatically my fault?
Lois: Yeah? What are toi gonna do, cheer us to death? Oh, great. Herecomes the l’amour squad.
Lois: Okay, what the hell was that?
Clark: I guess the pipe must’ve broken ou something. Pretty lucky, huh?
Lois: Yeah. toi better hope for that kind of luck tomorrow on the field.
Lex: Look, I’m willing to give this friendship another shot if toi are.
Clark: In the spirit of friendship, I was wondering if toi could help me with a problem.
Lex: Absolutely. What is it?
Clark: Well, it’s a who. Lois Lane.
Lois: If toi break her heart, I’ll come back and I’ll break your legs.
Clark: What do toi mean come back?
Lois: Apparently the dean got a call from a very prominent benefactor with the initials L.L. They did the white man power dance and shazam. I’m officially a freshman.
Clark: Look, the important thing is toi got in and you’re leaving. [Realizing that sounded rude.] Because that’s what toi wanted, right?
Lois: Yeah, yeah, don’t get all broken up about it. toi know, if I could describe my time here in one word, it would be “weird.” I look
vers l'avant, vers l’avant to the relative normalcy of the big city. [Clark nods.] But don’t worry. I’ll visit.
Clark: Is that a promise ou a threat?
Lois: See toi around… Smallville.
