Bart Bass: So. Your new step-brother told me about your problem at school. Frankly, I wasn't surprised donné your propensity for recklessness and adventure.
Serena van der Woodsen: I'm sorry?
Bart Bass: Don't tell your mother, but... I made a call.
Serena van der Woodsen: toi did what?
Bart Bass: It was harder than usual. That new headmistress of yours is a new peice of work. I had to go over her head. Sorry I couldn't get the charges completely dropped, but, at least I got toi minimal sentence.
Gossip Girl: One thing about being on the inside, once toi get there toi don't always get to choose where toi stand... ou sit.
Chuck Bass: [Chuck comes over, puts his hand on her knee but she tosses it away] I was just looking our for my family. The new van Der Woodsen-Bass bibliothèque should be completed for Eric's graduation.
Bart Bass: I can see that Lily and I are going to have our hands full with the two of you.
Serena van der Woodsen: Okay. Will toi excuse me? I need some air.
Chuck Bass: Blair doesn't even want you. She's been crystal about that since we got back.
Nate Archiblaid: Didn't seem that way when she kissed me at the pool.
Chuck Bass: She kissed you?
Nate Archiblaid: Well I kissed her, but... yup.
Chuck Bass: Was she like... into it? ou was she plus like...
Nate Archiblaid: Of course she was into it, man. What do toi think?
Chuck Bass: Yeah I know, but, uh. toi know Blair.
Nate Archiblaid: [suggestively] Yes. I. Do.
Chuck Bass: How glad are toi to see our families merge, Sis?
Serena van der Woodsen: So glad that if toi ever call me that again it'll be the last thign toi ever say, Chuck.
Chuck Bass: I l’amour it. Our first brother-sister squabble. Well I hope you're going to make yourself available for plus missed childhood memories. Bathing together, for example.
Chuck Bass: What ever happened to don't speak until spoken to?
Dan Humphrey: I just saw toi with that key, I know toi had it at the party.
Chuck Bass: Poor little Humprey-Dumpty. Look, regardless of who you're currently sleeping with, toi and I come from different worlds.
Vanessa Abrams: [after being bribed] You're sick.
Chuck Bass: [taking videotape] You're welcome.
Blair Waldorf: Enough with the blackmail. Aren't toi bored already? I can't avoid Nate forever.
Chuck Bass: Excuse me.
[excuses the girl away from him that he was talking to]
Chuck Bass: I didn't say forever. Just until the sight of the two of toi together doesn't turn my stomach.
Blair Waldorf: And when will that be?
Chuck Bass: Only time will tell I'm afraid, so unless toi want dear Nathaniel to know how toi Lost your virginity to me in the back of a moving vehicle I encourage patience and restraint.
Blair Waldorf: Isn't there someone else toi can torture?
Chuck Bass: Probably but I choose you.
Chuck Bass: Why don't I turn that one piece into a no-piece.
Serena van der Woodsen: Find a floatie to talk to Chuck.
Chuck Bass: Ya know if my dad and your mom come back from South Africa tomorrow engaged we'll be brother and sister, and toi know what they say the family that plays together stays together.
Serena van der Woodsen: Ah, incest the universal taboo. One of the only one's toi haven't violated yet.
Chuck Bass: Well I'm game if toi are.
[Serena starts to act like she's going to Kiss him but instead knocks his drink out of his hand]
Blair Waldorf: [Chuck grabs Blair's arm] salut let go of me Bass!
Chuck Bass: Drop your Archibald habit first.
Blair Waldorf: toi know I already have.
Chuck Bass: Really? A Kiss does sort of send the wrong signal, let's not waste time denying.
Blair Waldorf: toi know what, I'm tired of this go ahead and tell him.
Chuck Bass: Really, toi want me to tell him how toi slept with me and faked your virginity for him.
Blair Waldorf: I'll just tell him your lying and who do toi think he'll believe? toi who bangs anything in his field of vision ou me his pure and honest girlfriend of many years.
Chuck Bass: Oh now he'll believe me.
Blair Waldorf: Why?
Chuck Bass: I have proof.
[Vanessa had filmed them on camera]
Chuck Bass: Good eye docu-girl I'll take the tape now.
Blair Waldorf: toi knew she was watching? This is my house that tape belongs to me.
Vanessa Abrams: Actually this is my footage and thanks to both of toi I think I got a new angle on my subject.
Dan Humphrey: [Dan walks up] salut Vanessa let's get out of here.
Chuck Bass: If toi think I'm gonna let toi walk out of here without that tape your crazy!
[he grabs Vanessa's arm agressively]
Vanessa Abrams: Let go of me!
Dan Humphrey: Hey! Last time I checked I still owe toi a black eye so unless this is toi coming to claim it, stay away from her.
"Gossip Girl: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate (#1.13)" (2008)
Blair Waldorf: Game over.
Chuck Bass: It's not over until I say it's over.
Blair Waldorf: Well, have fun playing with yourself then.
Chuck Bass: Let me be plus succinct. toi held a certain fascination... when toi were beautiful, delicate, and untouched. Now... now you're like the Arabian my father used to own. Rode hard and put away wet. I don't want toi anymore, and I can't see why anyone else would.
Blair Waldorf: Look, if toi were going to tell Nate toi would have done so in Monaco but toi don't want him to hate toi and toi know he would. Game over.
Chuck Bass: Game's not over 'til I say it is.
Blair Waldorf: Then have fun playing with yourself.
Serena van der Woodsen: Hi, Chuck.
Chuck Bass: Please, call me brother.
Serena van der Woodsen: I need to talk to you.
Chuck Bass: About getting knocked up? I must say I'm a little disappointed toi weren't plus careful.
Nate Archibald: [Nate comes up to Chuck and throws him on the limo] Did toi sleep with her huh? toi son of a chienne I would've killed you!
Chuck Bass: Look can we talk about this without your hands around my neck?
Nate Archibald: Did toi give it to her like toi do those other girls?
Chuck Bass: Yes Nathaniel! I took what Blair kept throwing at toi and toi kept throwing back!
Nate Archibald: Oh for somehow toi screwing Blair for sport is my fault?
Chuck Bass: It wasn't for sport. She needed someone and I was there.
Nate Archibald: Oh so toi cared about her?
Chuck Bass: toi guys had broken up.
Nate Archibald: For how long? A week? An hour?
Chuck Bass: Look I am sorry alright, I know how long toi and I have been best friends, okay?
Nate Archibald: No it's not okay Chuck, from now on toi just stay away from me.
Chuck Bass: Nate...
Nate Archibald: Did toi hear what I said? toi stay the hell away from me Chuck!
Chuck Bass: Show's over!
Blair Waldorf: You're all I have left.
Chuck Bass: Actually, toi don't even have me.
Blair Waldorf: Enough.
Chuck Bass: I'll try to be plus succinct. toi held a certain fascination when toi were beautiful, delicate and untouched. But now you're like... one of the Arabians my father used to own. Rode hard and put away wet. I don't want toi anymore and I can't see why anyone else would.
"Gossip Girl: Seventeen Candles (#1.8)" (2007)
Chuck Bass: [to Blair] Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of its beauty.
Blair Waldorf: Do you... 'like' me?
Chuck Bass: Define like.
Blair Waldorf: toi have got to be kidding me.
Chuck Bass: How do toi think I feel? I can't sleep! I feel sick, like there's something in my stomach... fluttering.
[disgusted]
Blair Waldorf: Butterflies? Oh no, no, no, no no.
[horrified]
Chuck Bass: Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of its beauty.
Chuck Bass: Not as much as I enjoyed the memory of toi purring in my ear which I have been replaying over and over...
Blair Waldorf: Well erase the tape!
Chuck Bass: Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on something worthy of its beauty... I really am sorry.
Blair Waldorf: Oh my God! Do toi like me?
Chuck Bass: Define like...
Chuck Bass: Are toi ready for your present?
[Blair grabs his hair and pulls]
Chuck Bass: Owww! If toi wanted to play ROUGH all toi had to do was ask!
Blair Waldorf: toi nauseate me!
Chuck Bass: All this talk about how toi have to be with Nate ou the world will end. Face it, it's over!
Blair Waldorf: toi sound like a jealous boyfriend
Chuck Bass: Yeah right! toi wish!
Blair Waldorf: No. toi wish!
Chuck Bass: Please toi forget who you're talking to
Blair Waldorf: So do you. Do you... like me?
Chuck Bass: Define "like"?
Blair Waldorf: Ohh! Ahh! toi have got to be kidding! I do not believe this
Chuck Bass: How do toi think I feel! I haven't sleep, I feel sick; like there is something in my stomach... fluttering.
Blair Waldorf: Butterflies? Oh, no,no,no,no,no! No,no,no! This is not happening!
Chuck Bass: Believe me no one is plus surprised ou ashamed than I am.
Blair Waldorf: Chuck, toi know that I adore all of God's creatures and the metaphors that they inspire, but those papillons have got to be murdered!
Chuck Bass: Fine! It wasn't that great anyway.
Blair Waldorf: Thanks!
Serena van der Woodsen: I'm sorry?
Bart Bass: Don't tell your mother, but... I made a call.
Serena van der Woodsen: toi did what?
Bart Bass: It was harder than usual. That new headmistress of yours is a new peice of work. I had to go over her head. Sorry I couldn't get the charges completely dropped, but, at least I got toi minimal sentence.
Gossip Girl: One thing about being on the inside, once toi get there toi don't always get to choose where toi stand... ou sit.
Chuck Bass: [Chuck comes over, puts his hand on her knee but she tosses it away] I was just looking our for my family. The new van Der Woodsen-Bass bibliothèque should be completed for Eric's graduation.
Bart Bass: I can see that Lily and I are going to have our hands full with the two of you.
Serena van der Woodsen: Okay. Will toi excuse me? I need some air.
Chuck Bass: Blair doesn't even want you. She's been crystal about that since we got back.
Nate Archiblaid: Didn't seem that way when she kissed me at the pool.
Chuck Bass: She kissed you?
Nate Archiblaid: Well I kissed her, but... yup.
Chuck Bass: Was she like... into it? ou was she plus like...
Nate Archiblaid: Of course she was into it, man. What do toi think?
Chuck Bass: Yeah I know, but, uh. toi know Blair.
Nate Archiblaid: [suggestively] Yes. I. Do.
Chuck Bass: How glad are toi to see our families merge, Sis?
Serena van der Woodsen: So glad that if toi ever call me that again it'll be the last thign toi ever say, Chuck.
Chuck Bass: I l’amour it. Our first brother-sister squabble. Well I hope you're going to make yourself available for plus missed childhood memories. Bathing together, for example.
Chuck Bass: What ever happened to don't speak until spoken to?
Dan Humphrey: I just saw toi with that key, I know toi had it at the party.
Chuck Bass: Poor little Humprey-Dumpty. Look, regardless of who you're currently sleeping with, toi and I come from different worlds.
Vanessa Abrams: [after being bribed] You're sick.
Chuck Bass: [taking videotape] You're welcome.
Blair Waldorf: Enough with the blackmail. Aren't toi bored already? I can't avoid Nate forever.
Chuck Bass: Excuse me.
[excuses the girl away from him that he was talking to]
Chuck Bass: I didn't say forever. Just until the sight of the two of toi together doesn't turn my stomach.
Blair Waldorf: And when will that be?
Chuck Bass: Only time will tell I'm afraid, so unless toi want dear Nathaniel to know how toi Lost your virginity to me in the back of a moving vehicle I encourage patience and restraint.
Blair Waldorf: Isn't there someone else toi can torture?
Chuck Bass: Probably but I choose you.
Chuck Bass: Why don't I turn that one piece into a no-piece.
Serena van der Woodsen: Find a floatie to talk to Chuck.
Chuck Bass: Ya know if my dad and your mom come back from South Africa tomorrow engaged we'll be brother and sister, and toi know what they say the family that plays together stays together.
Serena van der Woodsen: Ah, incest the universal taboo. One of the only one's toi haven't violated yet.
Chuck Bass: Well I'm game if toi are.
[Serena starts to act like she's going to Kiss him but instead knocks his drink out of his hand]
Blair Waldorf: [Chuck grabs Blair's arm] salut let go of me Bass!
Chuck Bass: Drop your Archibald habit first.
Blair Waldorf: toi know I already have.
Chuck Bass: Really? A Kiss does sort of send the wrong signal, let's not waste time denying.
Blair Waldorf: toi know what, I'm tired of this go ahead and tell him.
Chuck Bass: Really, toi want me to tell him how toi slept with me and faked your virginity for him.
Blair Waldorf: I'll just tell him your lying and who do toi think he'll believe? toi who bangs anything in his field of vision ou me his pure and honest girlfriend of many years.
Chuck Bass: Oh now he'll believe me.
Blair Waldorf: Why?
Chuck Bass: I have proof.
[Vanessa had filmed them on camera]
Chuck Bass: Good eye docu-girl I'll take the tape now.
Blair Waldorf: toi knew she was watching? This is my house that tape belongs to me.
Vanessa Abrams: Actually this is my footage and thanks to both of toi I think I got a new angle on my subject.
Dan Humphrey: [Dan walks up] salut Vanessa let's get out of here.
Chuck Bass: If toi think I'm gonna let toi walk out of here without that tape your crazy!
[he grabs Vanessa's arm agressively]
Vanessa Abrams: Let go of me!
Dan Humphrey: Hey! Last time I checked I still owe toi a black eye so unless this is toi coming to claim it, stay away from her.
"Gossip Girl: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate (#1.13)" (2008)
Blair Waldorf: Game over.
Chuck Bass: It's not over until I say it's over.
Blair Waldorf: Well, have fun playing with yourself then.
Chuck Bass: Let me be plus succinct. toi held a certain fascination... when toi were beautiful, delicate, and untouched. Now... now you're like the Arabian my father used to own. Rode hard and put away wet. I don't want toi anymore, and I can't see why anyone else would.
Blair Waldorf: Look, if toi were going to tell Nate toi would have done so in Monaco but toi don't want him to hate toi and toi know he would. Game over.
Chuck Bass: Game's not over 'til I say it is.
Blair Waldorf: Then have fun playing with yourself.
Serena van der Woodsen: Hi, Chuck.
Chuck Bass: Please, call me brother.
Serena van der Woodsen: I need to talk to you.
Chuck Bass: About getting knocked up? I must say I'm a little disappointed toi weren't plus careful.
Nate Archibald: [Nate comes up to Chuck and throws him on the limo] Did toi sleep with her huh? toi son of a chienne I would've killed you!
Chuck Bass: Look can we talk about this without your hands around my neck?
Nate Archibald: Did toi give it to her like toi do those other girls?
Chuck Bass: Yes Nathaniel! I took what Blair kept throwing at toi and toi kept throwing back!
Nate Archibald: Oh for somehow toi screwing Blair for sport is my fault?
Chuck Bass: It wasn't for sport. She needed someone and I was there.
Nate Archibald: Oh so toi cared about her?
Chuck Bass: toi guys had broken up.
Nate Archibald: For how long? A week? An hour?
Chuck Bass: Look I am sorry alright, I know how long toi and I have been best friends, okay?
Nate Archibald: No it's not okay Chuck, from now on toi just stay away from me.
Chuck Bass: Nate...
Nate Archibald: Did toi hear what I said? toi stay the hell away from me Chuck!
Chuck Bass: Show's over!
Blair Waldorf: You're all I have left.
Chuck Bass: Actually, toi don't even have me.
Blair Waldorf: Enough.
Chuck Bass: I'll try to be plus succinct. toi held a certain fascination when toi were beautiful, delicate and untouched. But now you're like... one of the Arabians my father used to own. Rode hard and put away wet. I don't want toi anymore and I can't see why anyone else would.
"Gossip Girl: Seventeen Candles (#1.8)" (2007)
Chuck Bass: [to Blair] Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of its beauty.
Blair Waldorf: Do you... 'like' me?
Chuck Bass: Define like.
Blair Waldorf: toi have got to be kidding me.
Chuck Bass: How do toi think I feel? I can't sleep! I feel sick, like there's something in my stomach... fluttering.
[disgusted]
Blair Waldorf: Butterflies? Oh no, no, no, no no.
[horrified]
Chuck Bass: Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of its beauty.
Chuck Bass: Not as much as I enjoyed the memory of toi purring in my ear which I have been replaying over and over...
Blair Waldorf: Well erase the tape!
Chuck Bass: Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on something worthy of its beauty... I really am sorry.
Blair Waldorf: Oh my God! Do toi like me?
Chuck Bass: Define like...
Chuck Bass: Are toi ready for your present?
[Blair grabs his hair and pulls]
Chuck Bass: Owww! If toi wanted to play ROUGH all toi had to do was ask!
Blair Waldorf: toi nauseate me!
Chuck Bass: All this talk about how toi have to be with Nate ou the world will end. Face it, it's over!
Blair Waldorf: toi sound like a jealous boyfriend
Chuck Bass: Yeah right! toi wish!
Blair Waldorf: No. toi wish!
Chuck Bass: Please toi forget who you're talking to
Blair Waldorf: So do you. Do you... like me?
Chuck Bass: Define "like"?
Blair Waldorf: Ohh! Ahh! toi have got to be kidding! I do not believe this
Chuck Bass: How do toi think I feel! I haven't sleep, I feel sick; like there is something in my stomach... fluttering.
Blair Waldorf: Butterflies? Oh, no,no,no,no,no! No,no,no! This is not happening!
Chuck Bass: Believe me no one is plus surprised ou ashamed than I am.
Blair Waldorf: Chuck, toi know that I adore all of God's creatures and the metaphors that they inspire, but those papillons have got to be murdered!
Chuck Bass: Fine! It wasn't that great anyway.
Blair Waldorf: Thanks!
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