I found this funny little poem in a book called "Live and Learn and pass it on," lire it out of sheer bordom.
Here it is--
Stage one - When a boy belives in Santa Clause.
When a boy doesent belive in Santa Clause.
When a boy is Santa Clause.
When a boy looks like Santa Clause.
hmmm.......... This has to be longer so it can be an article so here are the lyrics for "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...
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Here it is--
Stage one - When a boy belives in Santa Clause.
When a boy doesent belive in Santa Clause.
When a boy is Santa Clause.
When a boy looks like Santa Clause.
hmmm.......... This has to be longer so it can be an article so here are the lyrics for "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...
I hope you'll bring it all.
I've only asked for gifts my parents
can't find at the mall.
I'd like to have a UFO,
with aliens inside,
and maybe a Tyrannosaurus Rex
that I could ride.
A ninety-nine foot robot
is a present I could use.
I'll also need a time machine,
and rocket-powered shoes.
Please bring a gentle genie
who will grant my every wish,
and don't forget a wizard's wand,
and, yes, a talking fish.
Of course, I'll need a unicorn,
and won't toi please provide
a dragon, and a castle
in the English countryside.
Of course, the weight of all these things
might cause your sleigh to crash.
If that's the case, dear Santa,
please feel free to just bring cash.
