Just some Christian pick-up lines that I picked up at a rendez-vous amoureux, date night at Youth Group a few weeks ago.

1) You're looking for a knight in shining armor? It just so happens that I'm wearing the armor of God!

2) God a dit that toi were made in his image, and boy, was He right!

3) Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!

4) Moses parted the Red sea, but baby, ain't nothing parting us!

5) toi must be a fisher of men, 'coz toi just reeled me in!

6) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.

7) toi float my ark

8) The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?

9) toi are perfect, except with all the sin.

10) I went on a plage mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.

11) Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough pain and poisson for 2 people.

12) It's obvious to me that toi sprouted from the good kinda soil.

13) How many times do I have to walk around toi to make toi fall for me?

14) toi put the “stud” in Bible study.

15) Last night I was lire in the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.