Canada24's club.. My favori Will Farrell quotes.. Because I forgot how funny this dude can be

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I&# 39; m gonna put my nut- sack, on your drum- set!!
I'm gonna put my nut-sack, on your drum-set!!
I&# 39; m Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself San Diego
I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself San Diego
If toi have a small child, use it as a shield!...
If toi have a small child, use it as a shield! They l’amour the tender meat!
BLUE YOUR MY BOY!!!!
BLUE YOUR MY BOY!!!!
toi sit on a thrown of lies!!
toi sit on a thrown of lies!!
toi smell like beef and cheese, toi don&# 39; t smell...
toi smell like beef and cheese, toi don't smell like Santa.
Your name is liar, cause your telling lies!!
Your name is liar, cause your telling lies!!
toi go to hell, and while you&# 39; re there, why don&# 39; t...
toi go to hell, and while you're there, why don't toi grab me a juicebox!
GATORS GOTTA POP THAT PUNK cul, cul, cul, ass BITCH!!
GATORS GOTTA POP THAT PUNK cul, cul, ass BITCH!!
One jour I&# 39; ll get toi over that mur of anger, and...
One jour I'll get toi over that mur of anger, and it will be glorious!
Oh look, he&# 39; s flying!
Oh look, he's flying!
I&# 39; m Ricky Bobby. If toi don&# 39; t chew Big Red, than...
I'm Ricky Bobby. If toi don't chew Big Red, than fuck you.
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to...
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
Here&# 39; s the deal I&# 39; m the best there is. Plain and...
Here's the deal I'm the best there is. Plain and simple..
You&# 39; re not a doctor... you&# 39; re a big, fat,...
You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!
I&# 39; m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full...
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shi
Your waking the neighbours! SHUT UP!!
Your waking the neighbours! SHUT UP!!
I wasn&# 39; t * fired* from my job, I was laid off!!
I wasn't *fired* from my job, I was laid off!!
Why don&# 39; t toi go back to your accueil on whore...
Why don't toi go back to your accueil on whore island!!
toi get my son to call toi daddy. I * fuck* your...
toi get my son to call toi daddy. I *fuck* your wife!
I crapped gold!
I crapped gold!
don&# 39; t sexually harass me I&# 39; m already sad.
don't sexually harass me I'm already sad.
salut Derek, Sprechen ze dick!!!
salut Derek, Sprechen ze dick!!!
toi CAN ALL EAT SHT!! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!! I&# 39; M THE...
toi CAN ALL EAT SHT!! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!! I'M THE GREATEST MAN, IN THE WORLD!!
SANTA!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! Santa&# 39; s here ? I know...
SANTA!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! Santa's here ? I know him
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