With all the LP happiness I could NOT resist écriture something for brucas.
I'm sorry.
Its my weakness.
Oh and if toi couldnt tell this isn't supposed to be serious.
Its just a joke to keep my Brucas spirits up :)
And let the games begin xD
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"Ummm Lucas where the truquer, fudge did toi put my bag?"
"On the table, dearest".
Peyton strolled down the hall to retrieve her bag.
She was going to Hells R Us to purchase new toys for her mutant spawn.
Did I mention that the baby is supposed to a demon?
Woops.
Thats pretty important.
Well anyways, while the baby kicks and kicks at poor Peyton's tummy, Peyton becomes impatient while searching for her purse.
"Dang monkeys, Lucas! I can't fudging find it!"
"Have toi checked the counter, my hunny love?"
Peyton let out a deep sigh.
"No."
Meanwhile, while peyton searches for her bag, Lucas gets an unexpected call from Jake Jagelski.
"Well HOOOOWWWDDYY Jake! Hows little Jenny?"
"Look, homes. While I was away I became increasingly depressed with the loss of Peyton so I became a gangster. I own a huge gun and I will shoot Brooke, who I now have hostage, multiple times in the face if toi do not bring me peyton."
"Well thats might dissapointin', Jakey boy. I l’amour my brookey but Peyton is carryin my babbyy and we can't break up while she is pregnant!"
"Don't Worry. I'm also a psychic. Peyton will have a miscarriage in about five minutes."
"Well I reckon thats some pretty bad news, right there, ya hear??"
No response.
Lucas hung up the phoone.
"Hey Peyton my lovey dove, I got some purty acide, sure news. Your gonna lose the baby in about five minutes and then I'm shippin toi off to Jakey."
"Well truquer, fudge monkeys! I was looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to being a mama!"
"No worries, P. Sawyer. toi can have many bébés with Jake."
"Well he is hotter then you. And I actually l’amour him. So this could work out."
"That sounds mighty fine my huny ex love. Have fun with Jake!"
"I will Luke. Have fun with Brooke!"
"It wont be too hard. We are in love. par the way, I have been secretly dating her behind your back for the past four months. Sorry."
"No problem!"
THE END.
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Wow.
That was hideously random.
But I was bored.
So yeah.
I will probably supprimer this after it gets rated one star... MDR XD
I'm sorry.
Its my weakness.
Oh and if toi couldnt tell this isn't supposed to be serious.
Its just a joke to keep my Brucas spirits up :)
And let the games begin xD
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"Ummm Lucas where the truquer, fudge did toi put my bag?"
"On the table, dearest".
Peyton strolled down the hall to retrieve her bag.
She was going to Hells R Us to purchase new toys for her mutant spawn.
Did I mention that the baby is supposed to a demon?
Woops.
Thats pretty important.
Well anyways, while the baby kicks and kicks at poor Peyton's tummy, Peyton becomes impatient while searching for her purse.
"Dang monkeys, Lucas! I can't fudging find it!"
"Have toi checked the counter, my hunny love?"
Peyton let out a deep sigh.
"No."
Meanwhile, while peyton searches for her bag, Lucas gets an unexpected call from Jake Jagelski.
"Well HOOOOWWWDDYY Jake! Hows little Jenny?"
"Look, homes. While I was away I became increasingly depressed with the loss of Peyton so I became a gangster. I own a huge gun and I will shoot Brooke, who I now have hostage, multiple times in the face if toi do not bring me peyton."
"Well thats might dissapointin', Jakey boy. I l’amour my brookey but Peyton is carryin my babbyy and we can't break up while she is pregnant!"
"Don't Worry. I'm also a psychic. Peyton will have a miscarriage in about five minutes."
"Well I reckon thats some pretty bad news, right there, ya hear??"
No response.
Lucas hung up the phoone.
"Hey Peyton my lovey dove, I got some purty acide, sure news. Your gonna lose the baby in about five minutes and then I'm shippin toi off to Jakey."
"Well truquer, fudge monkeys! I was looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to being a mama!"
"No worries, P. Sawyer. toi can have many bébés with Jake."
"Well he is hotter then you. And I actually l’amour him. So this could work out."
"That sounds mighty fine my huny ex love. Have fun with Jake!"
"I will Luke. Have fun with Brooke!"
"It wont be too hard. We are in love. par the way, I have been secretly dating her behind your back for the past four months. Sorry."
"No problem!"
THE END.
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Wow.
That was hideously random.
But I was bored.
So yeah.
I will probably supprimer this after it gets rated one star... MDR XD