livres can be used for many things, not just for reading. In fact, I have created a liste for the many uses of books.

1. Cut the guts to make your own hiding place for your stash of chocolate.

2. Chuck it at things, like your Friends ou a river. Perhaps toi can throw it at the premier screening of the new Twilight production at your local cinema, right at the projector. With either a Twilight book toi a volé, étole from the twelve year-old fangirl suivant to toi ou your own copy of Harry Potter that toi had a better version of anyway. Either ou is perfectly fine.

3. Your Trigonometry textbook is great for the use of a hat! Confuse all the people at your family reunion of your sweet sanity, which may have disappeared along with your dignity par actually buying a ticket to go see Twilight opening night, ou did toi sneak in? toi cheeky monkey.

4. Make people think you're intellectual par holding one to your face.

5. Build your own fort with your secret collection of Maximum Ride

Don't yourself to reading, my friend! livres have oh so many uses! If toi have any more, post them in the commentaires below.