Full Hollow Ichigo

ICHIGO KURASAKI vs ULQUIORRA SCHIFFER part 1

Ah, hell. I was late again. Soul reaper ou no soul reaper I had to still follow the education steps to blah-blah-blah-blah-blah. I glanced at the clock. 8:34 AM. I shrugged thinking that it would be okay to be late again. I a volé, étole a glance at my closet door. Nothing. The door was closed and there was no sound coming from it. I started toward the closet but stopped myself. No! Scolding myself to be less desperate I hurried out of the door. I could hear my dad crying and yelling his heads off. I didn't even wanna know why. Yeah, my dad was one hysterical...

This is a Bleach/Soul Eater/Rayearth and Inuyasha crossover. This is based off of the question:
"What would happen if bleach Captains,Leutennats and espadas were teachers in a school.

here are the teachers:

Nnoitra Jiruga-History teacher
Kenpachi Zaraki- Guys Athletics teacher
Nelliel Tu Ordelshvark- Dance Teacher
Sosuke Aizen-ISS teacher
Yamamoto-Principle
Gin Ichimaru-Math Teacher
Toshirou Hitsuguya-Math Teacher
Mayuri Kurostuchi-Science teacher
Jushiro Ukitake-Language arts teacher
Shunsui Kyoraku- Health teacher
Coyote Starrk- Choir Teacher
Byakya Kuchiki-Theatre arts
Nemu Kurostuchi-Receptionist
Griimjow...

Ts: rangicku did toi take my hair jell again

rangicku: no i thank ichigo did

ts: danm him i told him allready he cant get his hair like me

toshiro travle to the human world in chercher of his hair jell

ts: ICHIGO DID toi TAKE MY HAIR JELL AGAIN!!!!????

ichigo: (just woke up) hmmm ........(toshiro is wrigth in his face) wwwww-what the hell!!!!!???? TOSHIRO WHAT DO toi WANT!!!!!

ts: my hair jell what did toi do with it

ichigo: nothing and i didnt take your hair jell

ts: yes u did (takes out sword) and i will fight toi till toi give it back

ichigo: ......oh shit !!!! (takes out sword) fine but im telling...

here is another one of my funny bleach storys.

ichigo was fighting hollows when a princess came and asked for nourriture

lurichiyo: i want nourriture
ichigo: have toi ever heard of a resturant theres one right around the corner
lurichiyo:i want nourriture now! i dont have time to go walk around the corner to go to some silly resturant

then rukia comes and sees the princess

rukia: salut ichigo... hahahaha!!! is that a princess?
ichigo: i gues if thats what toi want to call her
lurichiyo:i want nourriture now
rukia:whats the magic word?
lurichiyo:give me some nourriture ou else i'll kill you

rukia:gosh... theres no need to be mean...

Dammit, is that how toi greet your son who went out of his way to help a ghost on the way home?!


I see. So basically, you're a shinigami? And toi came all the way from some place called Soul Society to vanquish evil spirits? Which means that monster earlier was one of those evil spirits? And it attacked that little girl? Okay, I belie-- NO WAY I'LL BELIEVE THAT, DUMBASS!



[After the hollow of Orihime's brother threatens to kill her] Do toi know why the big brother is born first? It's to protect the little brothers and sisters that come after him. A brother telling his sister, "I'll kill you..."...

here is another one of my funny bleach storys here toi go

while ichigo was fighting grimjow, grimjow stabbed ichigo's hand to the ground. then rukia comes

rukia:ichigo what happened to your hands
ichigo:well i was fighting grimjaw and he stabbed me
grimjow:for the last time its grimjow not grimjaw
ichigo:whatever

then shinji comes and rukia ask why he is here

rukia:shinji why are toi here
shinji:because this manga says im in this chapter and its in my contract
rukia:then when do i fight
shinji: toi fight in two plus chapters
rukia:i cant wait that long im getting out of here

ichigo:no rukia if...

This story was when Ichigo ws trying to plan and save Rukia. And plus in this story Ichigo has a retainer. Thank toi I hope toi like the story!

Ichigo,Orihime,Chad,Uryu were thinking of a plan how to save Rukia.So Ichigo said,
Ichigo: So Orihime try to heal any one who is hurt okay?
Orihime:Okay Ichigo.
Ichigo:Alright Chad toi go use toi Elderectoe if I get a srcatch!
Chad: What?! Why a scratch? Can't it be like your blood gets out of your mouth ou something?
Ichigo: Well lets just stick with scratch.
Chad: Well okay then Ichigo. Goss.
Ichigo: Now Uryu use those two-million thingy okay?
Uryu: Really...

Everyone toi meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that toi wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.

You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom to practise your shunpo power.

You write to your mother in Karakura, Japon every week, even though she sends toi mail from Iowa asking why toi never write.

Every time toi see a rue sign, toi have a tremendous urge to relieve yourself on it.

You put oranges on your head because toi heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.

You're always having to apologize to your suivant door neighbour for setting feu to his...

Rank: Captain
Zanpakutou info:

Shi-Kai → Unknown

Ban-Kai → Kokujoutengenmyouou An armoured giant appears.

Biography:
Komamura Sajin first appears in the emergency Taicho meeting that questioned Ichimaru Gin’s apparent slip of duty in letting the ryoka go. Standing suivant to Tousen Kaname and Aizen Sousuke his relatively bigger size was readily apparent, but beyond that little is known of him except that he wears a sort of helmet.

After Aizen’s death, we again see Komamura as he visits Aizen’s body in the 4th Squad Relief Station, accompanied par Tousen, whom he appears to be rather close...

ENGLISH version
I can't sing
a song
with
honest lyrics
because I always end up sugar
coating the words
When will someone as laid-back as
me
realize he had something worth
protecting?
Don't leave me, Sky Chord,
You would've stayed here back
then, yeah yeah...
I've Lost you, Sky Chord,
It's not anyone's fault, but...
I know there are things more
important to me
than becoming an adult.
But I'll be growing up the whole
time
I'm trying to figure out what they
are.
You a dit we can't stay like this
forever
I know..
so let's take that first step.
----------------------------------------------------
sunao na
uta ga
utaenai
kazaritsukete...

(Raijin sat up, having pushed himself to the limits again; he had spent days on end doing push ups and sit ups, training his body to the absolute max. It wasn't exactly surprising - ever since he had been rescued, and had killed Arrancar Ichigo, he had been a different person; he had never exactly been talkative, but now it was like he couldn't find words anymore, a strange resolution that words could never undo the terrible things he had witnessed in his short life. Raijin was almost reaching the mature age of 300, but it felt like he had been through a thousand years of hardships, since his...

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