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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we tuned in this week for yet another episode of “Inside” meets “The Chuck Bass/Maury Povitch Crossover Show.” The episode had it’s ups–Nate appearing to give not just one, but two fucks about his best friend again– and lows–anytime Claire and Dylan conversed pretentiously on our screens. Which was a lot.



Basically, Dan and Blair threw a boring party and were boring hosts with their boring relationship, continuing to bring out the boring worst in each other with their boring breakup looming. There has to be a reason...

Lmao! it's just hilarious:


Dorata: Miss Blair, toi no longer held hostage par evil Prince Louis.
Blair: Oh yay! Now I can really get my hands on that wild forest atop my boyfriend's head!
Chuck: I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
Nate: No one is ready for that jelly. Why can't I have a onesie?
Chuck: Cause you're not Chuck Bass.
Nate: Wah, problems with Lola.
Chuck: I have a kangourou tattoo.
Nate: ...........
Serena: What are toi gonna do now that you're free of the French Terminator?
Blair: Screw your ex, DUH!
Serena: Oh right, I'm happy for you. Too bad toi can't be a princess anymore....

So we're hearing this Ed Westwick fellow is kind of popular.

Understatement of the century? Probably. There's no denying that Gossip Girl's Chuck basse, bass is one of TV's most iconic characters, with his outrageous outfits, snarky one-liners and ability to straddle the line between leading man and villain. There's a reason he's called the Dark Knight. Another reason he's so popular? He's one-half of one of the show's fan favori couples Chuck and Blair, also known belovedly as "Chair."

We sat down with Westwick to talk about what's ahead for Chuck and Blair (Leighton Meester), Chuck's ability to...

Last chapter Leighton and Ed found out Leighton was pregnant and they were both delighted and had celebratory sex… what happens now?

Its eight months later!!!! Sorry BethBass, I know toi wanted to see how the cast react, but there may be flashbacks.

Leighton was sitting at home, she had gone on maternity leave from Gossip Girl and was going stark crazy not been able to do anything, she had been told to relax and put her feet up, and Ed had demanded it.

It was six in the morning and Leighton had woken up with Ed at six, he had to go off to the set at eight, and needed a shower. For Leighton,...

The Mess that is Chuck Bass~ Chapter 1



Blair watched him flee the van Der Woodsen basse, bass home, and she knew she was going to go after him. She had to stop him, before he self destructed even more. She caught up with him just as he was about to enter his limo.

“Chuck! Stop!” Blair called out desperately.

Chuck heard her voice, and turned around grudgingly.

When Blair saw his face, her cœur, coeur skipped a beat. Chuck’s face was totally ravaged par grief, but he had a mask on trying to control his emotions. This wasn’t Chuck, she didn’t even know this person standing before her.

Blair tried again....

“Nate! How could you?” she cried, “How could you!?... Y-You cheated on me, w-with h-her of all people!” tears started to fall from her eyes and they started cascading down her face. Nate stood in the middle of the Archibald library, chemise and tie missing, bending down to pick up his discarded items of clothing he a dit carefully and slowly. “I’m sorry Blair, toi a dit toi wanted to wait, and there has been so many things going on lately at home. And after things ended last night I thought we had broken up” Nate looked over at an uncomfortable Vanessa who is frantically trying to...

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gregory was playing with madeline and blair was cooking in the kitchen. chuck was getting ready for work and victoria had just entered the living room.

V: salut greg i thought toi the humphreys and tristan were going to the shop?
G: i decided they could go on there own i dont want to go.
V: is this about that party?
G: no what makes toi think that?
V: well these last few weeks i've seen plenty of tristan but the girls were no where to be seen.
G: i see them in school.
V: no toi didnt, tyler told me that rachel a dit she hasnt talked...

Last chapter Leighton and Ed married in a beautiful ceremony and that night they celebrated long into the night.

Its three years later, Leighton, Ed and Harry moved to the suburbs of New York, Warren, New Jersey, when Harry had turned two, they wanted him to able to learn to ride a bike, Gossip Girl finished on the fourth season, Chuck and Blair had got married, Serena had finally gotten together with Nate, Dan and Vanessa were together and Jenny and Eric were still best Friends as well as siblings as Rufus had decided to adopt Eric and Serena and Lily had decided to adopt Jenny and Dan.

It was...