Alpha Kenny Body

I should probably post this on the basson spot... but whatever. :P

Pros:

- It's a beautiful instrument that should be treasured.

- Also, almost no one plays it, so they're in demand in orchestras and whatnot. HIPSTER INSTRUMENT FTW.

- It's a swear word in German and Finnish and also possibly Italian.

- Sucking on the reed gives me many fond memories of being a baby. ^_^

- If toi put a gant on haut, retour au début of the bell, and play a low B flat, the gant will inflate. So freaking cool.

- toi can poke/hit people with it accidentally-on-purpose.

- It gives toi an excuse to be unladylike. In the sitting position,...

OKAY SO I HAD A REALLY BAD jour TODAY.

So first off, my hair would not cooperate, with little bits sticking up. I looked like Gerard Way from Desolation Row, and while that looked badass on him, it does not do well for a 14-year-old charming little Asian schoolgirl.

Then, Travis was like on Skype, "Oh I have to log off Skype to do internety things". And he a dit he'll be back. At 5:30 his time (7:30 my time). And so I logged back on... AND HE WAS NOT FRIGGING THERE.

Stop watching your damn porn Travis, and pay attention TO MEEEEEEEEE! UGHHHHHHHHH *flips hair*

So then I got to school, which is bad...