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hello there, it's me again. lucius_malloy, also known par very many other names... malloy, emma, emmy, mommy, auntie, shlag... toi get the point. call me what toi feel like, as long as I get that you're talking to me. 
this article might turn out kinda long, since I l’amour écriture all sorts of about me's and stuff. 
having turned 15 years old in december, I am a proud fourth-year ravenclaw. I reside in a small, cold country called finland, tucked away between sweden and russia and not under any condition part of scandinavia. *shudder*. people have rarely heard of finland, but when they have, it's...

With my compulsory education, that is.
And because I am feeling very something-y, I decided to tell toi all a little about that compulsory education. toi can tell me to shut up if toi like :D

Anyhow, I survived this compulsory education without ever
- getting detention
- getting a 7 ou worse on a rapporter card (scale of 4-10)
- wearing make-up to school
- drinking
- smoking
- using other illicit substances
- getting suspended ou expelled
- getting sent to the principal's office
- telling a teacher to fuck off (I did lecture my homeroom teacher about respect once though)

Things I achieved were
- getting a...

(So i found this in my notepad, and I wanted to share.
It's like if toi got in trouble and were forced to write lines.
The reasons the numbers are aléatoire are cause these are my favori from some liste i can no longer find, plus this (*) means that I would so do that. (**) means that I probably would, if I had plus balls, ou was less lazy, and (***) means I would so do it, if I had Friends to do it with, mostly, Fred and George.

3) No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I must not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.*
8) I will not use Umbridge’s quill to...

Leah Biggerstaff's "Shows I Obsess Over."

So, a bunch of people are doing these. I got the idea from Dark, who got it from Gred, I believe, then Luna and GD. I decided to do my own.

1. The Office (America, ABC and TBS)
Description: A bunch of guys and gals and their awkward, immature, and hilarious exploits in a boring (or not so much) paper office in Scranton, Pennsylvania, guided par misguided if well-meaning manager Michael Scott.
How I found it: Well, my dad had been watching it from the first season. When I started, I was hooked.
High point: When Jim and Pam got married.
Low point: WHEN MICHAEL...

So I conducted a pick to see if people liked the idea of me écriture an article/list about the cartoons/literary characters I've had crushes on and most a dit yes. So here is my liste in chronological order (to the best of my remembering ability). Please don't think any lesser of me because of the people on here. :D
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#1. Bartok

So yeah, for toi people who have seen Don Bluth's Anastasia, don't judge me. For people who haven't, don't judge me still. I was like what, 6 and yeah, I...

toi guys know that, right? I don't have any special power ou right over the rest of you. And I thought toi all knew that, but lately it's seemed like maybe not all of toi do.
So, just to clarify: just because I'm oldest according to the arbre doesn't mean that I'm some sort of Head Biggerstaff. There is no Head Biggerstaff. There is no one person who gets to make all decisions in a very dictator-like way; we just have to all pitch in and make the best with what we're given.
And yes, maybe lately it's been looking like I've been making decisions, but it's never been me alone, it's always me and...