From an email I got.



TAKING A WOMAN TO lit

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- toi take her to lit and tell her a story.

At 18 -- toi tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- toi don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells toi a story and takes toi to bed.

At 48 -- She tells toi a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- toi stay in lit to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If toi take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???