Tobias: What are toi doing tonight, Bob?

Bob Loblaw: Oh, Tobias,well, I'm staying in my office working on my "blog"

Tobias: What do toi 'blog" about?

Bob Loblaw: I blog about my job and my lover, Blair.

Tobias: Do toi want to go to strip club with me?

Bob Loblaw: Oh, My God! No, Tobias. What the hell?! I'm a married man, Tobias.

(Bob's Phone Ringing)

Bob Loblaw: Hello?

Blair on the phone: Hey, Bob, It's Blair.

Bob Loblaw: Hey, hun! What's up?

Blair: I'm going o to a Holiday Party for my work, so, I'll be accueil late.

Bob Loblaw: Oh, ok. l’amour You.

(Hangs up Phone)

Bob Loblaw: Tobias, I actually want to go to get a few drinks.

Tobias: GREAT!! Let's go to Blowjob's Sensation.

Narrator: After Bob Loblaw and Tobias were done with work, like around 8 p.m., they got a few drinks at Butterfly's Inn. That's where Bob Loblaw was about to get wasted for the first time.

Tobias: Actually, this is my favori place to go. I sometimes bring Buster Bluth but, he's shy and acts weird around women.

Bob Loblaw (all slurred): toi know, Tobias...... toi are a good friend. My soon-to be, Blair is fucking gorgeous! She has short dirty blonde hair and perfect blue eyes. I just want to make l’amour to her every fucking night.

Narrator: Tobias calls some women over who was a stripper. The stripper had red hair and gray eyes.

Tobias: Bob, this is Sexy Shelia. She's one of the strippers. Shh



Bob Loblaw: Oh, Shit!, he murmurs. What the hell happen last night?

Tobias: salut there, sleepy head. I am afraid that toi drank so much shots and toi passed out.