Luna

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few minutes later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another poney named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone....

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the précédant H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so arc en ciel Dash appeared,...

Everyday, arc en ciel Dash flies around Ponyville to say hi to her friends.

Rainbow Dash: *Passing par Lyra* Good morning.
Lyra: *Too busy looking at a picture of a human to notice arc en ciel Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ah, never mind. I'll say hi to her again later.
Zecora: *Running around Ponyville* There are no stores open!
Rainbow Dash: *Lands suivant to Zecora* Hi Zecora.
Zecora: Rainbow, as much as I'd like to talk to you, I am much too busy.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Zecora: I am trying to find a store that sells spice, but they're all closed, and that's not nice. toi can never trust a poney to do anything.
Rainbow...

This fanfic is a combination of My Little poney with a movie called Duel. If toi have not seen Duel, then toi should. It is very good.

Mr. Cake: Pinkie Pie did toi get your new car?
Pinkie: Eeyup, I got a Hoofington Diligence.
Mrs. Cake: Allright. We need toi to go into the badlands to get these ingredients.
Pinkie: Frosting, flour, eggs, and milk. Okey dokey lokey.
Mr. Cake: Keep the liste with toi in case toi forget.
Pinkie: *takes list*

Pinkie drove off to go into the badlands to get the ingredients that she was told to get. 50 minutes later she got behind a big rig carrying gasoline. It was...

Episode 5: War poney

May 15, 1951

The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Las Pegasus for use in the U.S military.

Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for toi to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want toi to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon: Cool. What am I going to do?
Pete: toi no longer have to work in the yards, but get to drive a train.
Gordon: Swee-- I don't have to work with Hawkeye, right?
Pete: Nope. toi gotta work with.....
Gordon: (Please say Honey, please say Honey.)...

Before I start this story, let me go over some stuff that happened in the précédant stories.

November 23, 2012

I arrived at Ponyville, and met the six main characters of MLP FIM. The suivant jour was the beginning of the Equestria War. A mois later Canterlot got bombed, and the poney Alliance was formed to fight against Robotnik's army.

December 24, 2012

Before his death Dr. Robotnik got Discord, and Blaze the cat to take over his army. Discord would take Ponyville, and Manehattan while Blaze would take Fillydelphia, Stalliongrad, and San Franciscolt.

December 30, 2014

The poney Alliance finishes...

This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting animaux to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain poney that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did toi find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he a volé, étole a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued...

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny jour when a poney with a sniper fusil, carabine was looking at a mare swimming. The poney with the fusil, carabine was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the haut, retour au début of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an heure later, a poney was walking. This poney was known as Harry Calahan, but most ponies refer to him as, Dirty Harry. He was good...

This was written last an on May 5, 2013. Much of what happened is not real, and probably will never happen

The an is 2014, on the 14th of May. After playing baseball with my Friends I decided to write a fanfic on my computer. So I grab my laptop and get on fanpop ready to write. I start with the title, ynoP elttiL yM which was named that, because Twilight would acidentally cast a spell making everything go in reverse. I finish typing the titre when I get a message from my best friend on fanpop, applejackrocks1.

Applejackrocks1: Howdy Sean!
Seanthehedgehog: hEllO Jade.
Applejackrocks1: Why...

Episode 4: montrer business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank you.
Director: But if toi want this commercial in theatres we gotta see all the ponies that work on this railline.
Pete: Alrighty then. Get ready to meet the crew.
Director: *climbs in cab*
commercial crew: *gets in train*
Director:...

It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the château got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the château was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to rejoindre his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her Friends so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to rejoindre Discord's army. The logo stayed to the swastika, but the name was changed to Disci, combining Discord's name with...

cidre fort, applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth petit gâteau, cupcake toi had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, cidre fort, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet pomme Acres.

Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water....