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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan from Someonebutnoone
Episode 120: Stylo Gets Drafted
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:42 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Pete was in his office, doing paperwork.
Pete: How many times are toi going to start an episode with me doing this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: *Enters Pete's office with the mail* Sir, I have plus mail for you. *Puts the envelopes on Pete's desk, suivant to his paperwork*
Pete: *Stops his paperwork, and looks at the envelopes* Bills. From that train wreck we had yesterday. *Looks at another envelope for Stylo* And if that's not bad enough, there's a draft notice for Stylo.
Percy: Oh no.
Pete: Oh no is right. I heard the fighting in Vietnam is brutal. There must be some way we can stop Stylo from going to war.
In the train yard
Stylo: *Stops his freight train suivant to Snowflake's tower*
Snowflake: *On the radio* 10-4 114, we're sending a crew over to fix the tracks.
poney 84: Train 113 to Cheyenne. Come in.
Snowflake: Cheyenne to 113, go ahead.
poney 84: My engine is low on fuel. I'm going to stop to refuel, so I may be a few minutes late upon arrival.
Snowflake: 10-4 113.
Stylo: *Enters the tower*
Snowflake: Shouldn't toi be in your train?
Stylo: Mike's moving the locomotives for me.
Snowflake: Why him? He's a Scottish Orion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: Oh shit.
Mike: *Crashes the locomotives into the fueling depot*
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: *Runs over to Mike* Gonzo!!!
Mike: *Gets out of the engines* What can I do for toi suivant Mr. Bavaria?
Stylo: toi have crossed the fucking line this time Gonzo!
Mike: Take it easy. All I did was crash the engines.
They explode behind Gonzo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: That's it. I'm taking a three jour vacation, and I hope par then, toi get common sense. *Leaves the train yard*
Mike: But common sense will turn me into a retard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Stylo walked into the station, and was going to talk to Pete, when he came out of his office.
Pete: There toi are Stylo. I need toi to come here.
Stylo: Perfect. I was just on my way to see you. *Enters Pete's office*
They say down at Pete's bureau
Stylo: Sir,
Stylo & Pete: If I may start fir-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: It's fine, toi can-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: Wanna go first?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: toi go first.
Stylo: Okay. I've had it with Mike destroying our stuff on this railroad. I would like to have a three jour vacation.
Pete: I'm afraid your vacation may have to be bigger than that. *Shows Stylo the draft notice* Look what I found.
Stylo: A draft notice?
Pete: That's right. We gotta hide toi somewhere, and fast.
Stylo: But sir, I wouldn't-
Pete: Don't worry about it Stylo, we'll find a great spot for toi to hide. After all, the only thing plus important than war is running a railroad. Actually, everything is plus important than war.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: But running a railroad is the most important thing ever.
Stylo: Sir, I want to-
Pete: Hide? Good idea. Let's start.
Stylo kept getting interrupted par Pete, so he decided not to say anything.
First, Pete tried hiding Stylo in the yard tower, but no matter where he had Stylo, he was easily visible.
Pete: They'll spot toi through the windows no matter what.
Stylo: Now what?
Pete: Let's try a different spot.
Next, Pete tried hiding Stylo in a freight car.
Pete: This is perfect. This freight car is not going anywhere at all, so you'll stay here until I tell toi it's safe.
Orion: *Bumps into the car with his switcher*
Stylo: *Rolling down the colline in the freight car* Is it still sûr, sans danger sir?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I try helping him out, and this is the way he repays me. Wise cul, ass wise cracks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I really need to think here. I need to find Stylo a hiding place, otherwise, the army will take him away, and send him into Vietnam to die.
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:54 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Two military ponies arrived in a Jeep.
Military poney 3: What makes toi think he'll be here?
Military poney 4: This is where he works. Stupid.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Searching the station, the military ponies didn't find Stylo, and decided to check the train yard.
Military poney 3: I still don't think he's here sir.
Military poney 4: I don't care. We're checking the yard, and then we leave.
Pete: *Sitting down with Stylo in the yard tower* I still gotta think of a place to hide you.
Stylo: Where sir?
Pete: I don't know. *Spots the Military ponies* Oh shit! Get down. *Pushes Stylo down onto the ground* If you're spotted, you're fucked, so stay down no matter what. Snowflake, watch him.
Snowflake: Got it sir.
Pete: *Walks out of the yard tower, and towards the military ponies* Hello soldiers.
Military poney 3: Is Stylo Bavaria here?
Pete: No, he is not.
Stylo: *Walks down the steps*
Military poney 4: Then who is that?
Pete: Stylo! I told toi to stay down!
Stylo: Pete, it's okay. I knew this was coming.
Pete: toi did?
Stylo: Yeah. It's fine. I wanna do this.
Pete: Are toi sure?
Stylo: Somepony has to.
Military poney 3: Come with us Mr. Bavaria. *Leaves with Stylo*
Pete: So long Stylo. Give those commie bastards hell for me, and everypony on this railroad.
The End
On the suivant episode of Ponies On The Rails
It's the Season 13 Premiere
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 16, 2016
Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan from Someonebutnoone
Episode 120: Stylo Gets Drafted
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:42 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Pete was in his office, doing paperwork.
Pete: How many times are toi going to start an episode with me doing this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: *Enters Pete's office with the mail* Sir, I have plus mail for you. *Puts the envelopes on Pete's desk, suivant to his paperwork*
Pete: *Stops his paperwork, and looks at the envelopes* Bills. From that train wreck we had yesterday. *Looks at another envelope for Stylo* And if that's not bad enough, there's a draft notice for Stylo.
Percy: Oh no.
Pete: Oh no is right. I heard the fighting in Vietnam is brutal. There must be some way we can stop Stylo from going to war.
In the train yard
Stylo: *Stops his freight train suivant to Snowflake's tower*
Snowflake: *On the radio* 10-4 114, we're sending a crew over to fix the tracks.
poney 84: Train 113 to Cheyenne. Come in.
Snowflake: Cheyenne to 113, go ahead.
poney 84: My engine is low on fuel. I'm going to stop to refuel, so I may be a few minutes late upon arrival.
Snowflake: 10-4 113.
Stylo: *Enters the tower*
Snowflake: Shouldn't toi be in your train?
Stylo: Mike's moving the locomotives for me.
Snowflake: Why him? He's a Scottish Orion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: Oh shit.
Mike: *Crashes the locomotives into the fueling depot*
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: *Runs over to Mike* Gonzo!!!
Mike: *Gets out of the engines* What can I do for toi suivant Mr. Bavaria?
Stylo: toi have crossed the fucking line this time Gonzo!
Mike: Take it easy. All I did was crash the engines.
They explode behind Gonzo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: That's it. I'm taking a three jour vacation, and I hope par then, toi get common sense. *Leaves the train yard*
Mike: But common sense will turn me into a retard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Stylo walked into the station, and was going to talk to Pete, when he came out of his office.
Pete: There toi are Stylo. I need toi to come here.
Stylo: Perfect. I was just on my way to see you. *Enters Pete's office*
They say down at Pete's bureau
Stylo: Sir,
Stylo & Pete: If I may start fir-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: It's fine, toi can-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: Wanna go first?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: toi go first.
Stylo: Okay. I've had it with Mike destroying our stuff on this railroad. I would like to have a three jour vacation.
Pete: I'm afraid your vacation may have to be bigger than that. *Shows Stylo the draft notice* Look what I found.
Stylo: A draft notice?
Pete: That's right. We gotta hide toi somewhere, and fast.
Stylo: But sir, I wouldn't-
Pete: Don't worry about it Stylo, we'll find a great spot for toi to hide. After all, the only thing plus important than war is running a railroad. Actually, everything is plus important than war.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: But running a railroad is the most important thing ever.
Stylo: Sir, I want to-
Pete: Hide? Good idea. Let's start.
Stylo kept getting interrupted par Pete, so he decided not to say anything.
First, Pete tried hiding Stylo in the yard tower, but no matter where he had Stylo, he was easily visible.
Pete: They'll spot toi through the windows no matter what.
Stylo: Now what?
Pete: Let's try a different spot.
Next, Pete tried hiding Stylo in a freight car.
Pete: This is perfect. This freight car is not going anywhere at all, so you'll stay here until I tell toi it's safe.
Orion: *Bumps into the car with his switcher*
Stylo: *Rolling down the colline in the freight car* Is it still sûr, sans danger sir?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I try helping him out, and this is the way he repays me. Wise cul, ass wise cracks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I really need to think here. I need to find Stylo a hiding place, otherwise, the army will take him away, and send him into Vietnam to die.
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:54 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Two military ponies arrived in a Jeep.
Military poney 3: What makes toi think he'll be here?
Military poney 4: This is where he works. Stupid.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Searching the station, the military ponies didn't find Stylo, and decided to check the train yard.
Military poney 3: I still don't think he's here sir.
Military poney 4: I don't care. We're checking the yard, and then we leave.
Pete: *Sitting down with Stylo in the yard tower* I still gotta think of a place to hide you.
Stylo: Where sir?
Pete: I don't know. *Spots the Military ponies* Oh shit! Get down. *Pushes Stylo down onto the ground* If you're spotted, you're fucked, so stay down no matter what. Snowflake, watch him.
Snowflake: Got it sir.
Pete: *Walks out of the yard tower, and towards the military ponies* Hello soldiers.
Military poney 3: Is Stylo Bavaria here?
Pete: No, he is not.
Stylo: *Walks down the steps*
Military poney 4: Then who is that?
Pete: Stylo! I told toi to stay down!
Stylo: Pete, it's okay. I knew this was coming.
Pete: toi did?
Stylo: Yeah. It's fine. I wanna do this.
Pete: Are toi sure?
Stylo: Somepony has to.
Military poney 3: Come with us Mr. Bavaria. *Leaves with Stylo*
Pete: So long Stylo. Give those commie bastards hell for me, and everypony on this railroad.
The End
On the suivant episode of Ponies On The Rails
It's the Season 13 Premiere
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 16, 2016