Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: salut Master Sword, suivant time toi interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody-
Tom: Did toi hear what I said?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No.
Tom: I told toi not to interrupt me without a warning. Also, don't try to steal my job. Today's crossover parody, Little Red Robin Hood.
Audience: HA! *Laughing*
Master Sword: Little Red Riding capuche, hotte gets a bow & arrow, and robs everyone she sees.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Robin capuche, hotte
Starring Tom Foolery as Robin capuche, hotte
Master Sword as Little John
Applebloom as Little Red Riding capuche, hotte
Granny Smith as herself
Saten Twist as "The loup of Trottingham"
Cosmic arc en ciel as Prince John
Snow Wonder as Maiden Marianne
One jour in the forests of Trottingham, Little Red Riding capuche, hotte was going to her grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood: *Walking through the forest of Trottingham with a basket*
loup Of Trottingham: *Walking through the forest* I am the best sheriff in Trottingham.. Well, actually, I'm the only sheriff in Trottingham, because everyone else that works for the law is a constable.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: *Passes the sheriff*
loup of Trottingham: Stop right there!
Little Red Riding Hood: Ah!!
loup Of Trottingham: par order of Prince John, toi must give me everything in that basket.
Little Red Riding Hood: Why don't toi just take the basket away from me? Why do toi have to tell me that something is getting stolen?
Audience: *Laughing*
loup Of Trottingham: Good question. I'll make sure to ask-
Little Red Riding Hood: *Runs away*
loup Of Trottingham: She did not just do that.
Audience: *Laughing*
loup Of Trottingham: Oh well. I'll just get there first par breaking the 4th wall, which is something that goes on a lot in this show.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
At Little Red Riding Hood's house
Little Red Riding Hood: Grandma? I got toi something.
loup Of Trottingham: *Disguised as grandma* What is it dear?
Little Red Riding Hood: Wait a second. toi ain't grandma.
loup Of Trottingham: Damnit! *Gets out of disguise* How did toi know it was me?
Little Red Riding Hood: Because there's only one poney who can make great disguises
Robin capuche, hotte was disgused as Little Red Riding capuche, hotte throughout this entire story.
Audience: *Cheering*
loup Of Trottingham: toi won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
loup Of Trottingham: toi won't get away, because Prince John is here...
Prince John: *Walks in with Maiden Marianne as hostage*
loup Of Trottingham: With the l’amour of your life.
Tom: Nice try, but Prince John is actually...
Little John: *Takes off his Prince John costume*
Audience: *Laughing*
Robin Hood: Little John.
loup Of Trottingham: Uh oh. *Runs away*
Little John: That was great. He won't screw with us anymore.
Robin Hood: toi two were terrific. *Hugs Maiden Marianne* Especially you. *Kisses her*
Audience: *Clapping*
The End
On the suivant part of this episode
Mortomis gets a job.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 19: Perhaps This Wasn't A Good Idea
Sean was walking with Tom, and Master Sword through town.
Sean: So I start to ignore him, but he keeps asking me, what does the renard say?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That must be very annoying.
Sean: toi don't know the half of it. Anyway, the bus driver hears him, and after he says what does the renard say for his twentieth time, the bus driver tells him, the renard says shut up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Laughs* What did he do after that?
Sean: He explained to the bus driver that he was asking me a question. The driver then says, that hedgehog is ignoring you, and I don't blame him.
Master Sword: And then?
Sean: Shortly after that, I tell the renard obsessed bastard that he's so loud, everyone in Manehattan can hear him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I feel sorry for those ponies in Manehattan.
Mortomis arrived, looking very pleased with himself.
Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: toi murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Saten Twist does that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: toi bought a gun.
Mortomis: No. I already got twelve of those.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: toi a volé, étole a Cadillac?
Mortomis: Close, I a volé, étole a Buick.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Is that what toi wanted to tell us?
Mortomis: No. What I did was get a job as a cashier.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Really?
Sean: That's the worst job imaginable!
Mortomis: toi say that now, but when I become a billionaire, you'll be sorry.
Tom: How the hell are toi going to make that amount of money?
Mortomis: Are toi idiots, ou what? I can take the money out of the cash register when nopony is looking.
Audience: Oooh!
Sean: Your manager will count the money, and know it's missing.
Mortomis: toi worry too much. I'm gonna get a lot of money, and no one will know about it. *Checks his watch* Speaking of which, I better get going. *Runs away*
Sean: Is he always a nutcase?
Tom: Only on Thursdays.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Previously, everyone in F Troop was alerted of the arrival of a colonel. The soldiers want to please the colonel, but things aren't going well.
Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke rode humans to the Hikawi Camp.
Chief Wild Eagle: What can I do for you?
Sargent O' Rourke: We want to pretend we're buying land from your tribe in order to impress this colonel visiting us.
Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, so why don't we make it real?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: But Chief, toi don't gain any money when giving your land away to us.
Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, but I will make price fair. I pay toi $24, and a bottle of booze.
Sargent O' Rourke: Now wait a minute Chief, you're out of line.
Chief Wild Eagle: Seems fair to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: toi ponies buy entire island of Manehattan for same price.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh it was a lousy deal Chief. In a hundred years ou so, it won't be worth a nickel.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: No, ponies are very smart about real estate. Remember when toi first come here? *Leans down to pick up a stick, and slowly waves it through the air* This once Hikawi Territory, then toi barge in, and make us divide our land. *Hits himself in the head with the stick, and breaks it in half*
Audience: *Laughing*
While Agarn, and the sarge were gone, Captain Parmenter had his troops lined up.
Captain Parmenter: Where is Agarn, and O' Rourke?
Corporal Duffy: Maybe they went to bring me the Alamo!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: There's no way two ponies could lift that up par their selves.
Corporal Duffy: Why not? I could.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: *Arrives* Attention, I am the poney inspecting your fort. I am Colonel Yorning.
Captain Parmenter: Good morning Yorning.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: *Counting soldiers* toi a dit that toi had twelve soldiers here, correct?
Captain Parmenter: Yes, why?
Colonel Yorning: I see that two of your soldiers are missing.
Captain Parmenter: Oh, Sargent O' Rourke, and Corporal Agarn are missing.
Colonel Yorning: Why are they missing?
Captain Parmenter: They went to buy plus land for our fort from a group of Indians.
Just then, the two soldiers returned.
Captain Parmenter: Sargent, how did it go?
Sargent O' Rourke: Not good Captain. They didn't give us any land.
Colonel Yorning: Ha!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: But they did give us twelve bottles of scotch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: Well, that's even better. I'll take eight of your bottles, and put in a good rapporter for Fort Courage.
Captain Parmenter: Deal.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the clairon, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning toi Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's The Movie Studio
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arc en ciel as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
The an is 1927. Louis has been starring in films for MGM for two years.
Director Nick: Alright Louis, I want toi to follow the Rolls Royce. Tobias is going to coast down the hill, and toi have to stop him.
Louis: *Dressed as a police pony* What's my line?
Director Nick: toi have no lines.
Louis: I gotta have one. I know there won't be any sound, but a cop has to say something.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Don't say anything, and stop Tobias in the car.
Louis: I can do that.
Director Nick: Good. *Goes behind the camera, and talks in a megaphone* And action!!
The band played this song: link
Tobias: *Goes down the colline in his car*
Louis: *Running down the colline as fast as he can*
Director Nick: Good, good. Tobias, slow down once toi get close to the Railroad crossing, then turn left.
Tobias: *Slows down, and turns left onto the train tracks*
Director Nick: Fantastic. Louis, get in that car.
Louis: *Jumps onto the car, and opens the door, but falls down*
Audience: Oh!
Director Nick: Cut.
Tobias: *Stops*
Band: *Stops playing their music*
Louis: *Gets up*
Director Nick: Louis, are toi okay?
Louis: I think so.
Director Nick: Alright. toi need to keep your balance when standing on the car.
Louis: I'm not good at multi tasking.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Director Nick: Alright, let's take this scene from the top.
Leah: *Arrives* Telegram sir.
Director Nick: *Reads the telegram* Oh shit.
Leah: Everything okay?
Director Nick: films are starting to be filmed with sound.
Leah: How is that possible?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, I just found out about it!
Audience: *Light laughter*
Louis: *Arrives* What's the problem Nick?
Director Nick: We need to get cameras that can record sound while filming.
Louis: How is that possible?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, I just found out about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: *Arrives* Are we ready for the suivant scene yet?
Louis: Not yet Connor. We just got some big news.
Director Nick: It is now possible to record films with sound.
Connor: How is that possible?
Louis: Don't ask Nick, he just found out about it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: I was asking you.
Louis: I just found out about it as well.
Director Nick: Alright, we need to get new cameras, brand new ones.
The suivant day.
Director Nick: Alright, we're gonna do this just like we did yesterday, minus the falling off the car.
Audience: *Light laughing*
Louis: Do I have any lines this time?
Director Nick: What did I just say? We're doing this just like we did yesterday, and yesterday I told toi toi had no lines.
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: Tobias has a line.
Director Nick: No he doesn't.
Louis: Yeah he does. He has a railway line. To drive on.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Let's déplacer on.
Everyone got in their places, and Director Nick shouted out...
Director Nick: Action!
The band played this song: link
Tobias: *Goes down the colline in his car*
Louis: *Running down the colline as fast as he can*
Tobias: *Slows down, and turns left onto the train tracks*
Louis: *Jumps onto the car, and opens the door*
Director Nick: We're making progress now.
Tobias: *Gets a flat tire, and gets the car stuck on the train tracks*
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Cut!
Everyone stopped what they were doing.
Director Nick: Okay, how did that happen?
Tobias: I don't know, but it could be worse.
Train Driver: *Blows the whistle of his train*
Louis: It's worse.
Audience: *Laughing*
They ran away from the car, and saw it get hit par a train.
Tobias: Aw man! There goes a luxurious automobile, wasted.
Up next, Mortomis continues stealing money from cash registers.
Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.
Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did toi get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist: toi know being a cashier is stupid, right?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Somepony has to do it.
Saten Twist: Fair enough.
Ponies: *Forming a line behind Saten Twist* Hurry up with your biscuits, cookies asshole!
Saten Twist: Go buy plus shit toi don't need, and get poor toi dicks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that toi know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your biscuits, cookies will double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Leaves*
Mortomis: *Looks at the biscuits, cookies he left behind* Oh well. I heard these were good. Next?
Pony: *Arrives* I have six bananas, five boxes of Lucky Charms, a hotwheels Camaro, four pieces of chicken, and season 7 of Ponies On The Rails on DVD.
Mortomis: Okay, let's see how much that costs.
Manager: *Arrives* ou not.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mortomis: What?
Manager: Come with me, and you'll find out what I'm talking about.
Mortomis: Can I deal with this customer first?
Manager: No.
Audience: *Light laughter*
They went into the manager's office.
Manager: I heard rumors that toi have been stealing money from our cash registers. Is this true?
Mortomis: It's a rumor, it's not supposed to be true.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: Okay toi two, come in.
Tom & Master Sword: *Arrives*
Mortomis: What are toi two doing here?
Tom: We videotaped toi before Saten arrived.
Mortomis: He was in on this?
Master Sword: No, he would have recreated Pearl Harbor if we let him rejoindre us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: These two sent me a video of toi during work. I saw it, and I am not happy.
Mortomis: I know, cut to the chase, and let me get back to work.
Audience: *Lightly laughing*
Manager: toi a volé, étole money from our cash registers. toi are fired.
Mortomis: Excuse me for a moment while I get my Tommygun.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's the bloopers.
Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the mois is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, windwakerguy43 is responsible for making bad cul, ass reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.
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loup Of Trottingham: toi won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
loup Of Trottingham: toi won't get away, because Prince John is here...
Prince John: *Walks in with Maiden Marianne as hostage*
loup Of Trottingham: With the l’amour of your life.
Tom: Nice try, but Prince John is actually...
Mortomis: *Takes off his Prince John costume*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wrong actor!!
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Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: toi murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Chuck Norris does that.
Sean: NO ONE GIVES A F*CK ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Take 2
Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: toi murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Saten Twist does that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: toi bought a gun.
Mortomis: No. I already got twelve of those.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: toi a volé, étole a Cadillac?
Mortomis: Close, I a volé, étole a Bugatti. *Sings* I woke up in a new bugatti.
Director: Cut!
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Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, but I will make price fair. I pay toi $24, and a bottle of booze.
Sargent O' Rourke: Now wait a minute Chief, you're out of line.
Chief Wild Eagle: Seems fair to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: toi ponies buy entire island of Manehattan for same price.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh it was a lousy deal Chief. In a hundred years ou so, it won't be worth a nickel.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: No, ponies are very smart about real estate. Remember when toi first come here? *Leans down to pick up a stick, and slowly waves it through the air* This once Hikawi Territory, then toi barge in, and make us divide our land. *Hits himself in the head with the stick three times, but it doens't break* Jésus christ!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Director Nick: Good. *Goes behind the camera, and talks in a megaphone* And action!!
The band played this song: link
Tobias: *Goes down the colline in his car*
Louis: *Running down the colline as fast as he can*
Director Nick: Good, good. Tobias, slow down once toi get close to the Railroad crossing, then turn left.
Tobias: *Slows down, and turns left onto the train tracks*
Director Nick: Fantastic. Louis, get in that car.
Louis: *Jumps onto the car, and opens the door, but falls down* It's a blooper inside a blooper!
Everyone started to laugh.
---
Director Nick: Alright, we're gonna do this just like we did yesterday, minus the falling off the car.
Audience: *Light laughing*
Louis: Do I have any lines this time?
Director Nick: What did I just say? We're doing this just like we did yesterday, and yesterday, aw f**k I forgot my line.
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Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket* I am now going to make a copy of the one hundred dollar bill I recieved. *Pulls out seven one hundred dollar bills* Shit, that's too many!
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Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that toi know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your biscuits, cookies will double.
Saten Twist: *Runs away with the cookies*
The End
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: salut Master Sword, suivant time toi interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody-
Tom: Did toi hear what I said?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No.
Tom: I told toi not to interrupt me without a warning. Also, don't try to steal my job. Today's crossover parody, Little Red Robin Hood.
Audience: HA! *Laughing*
Master Sword: Little Red Riding capuche, hotte gets a bow & arrow, and robs everyone she sees.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Robin capuche, hotte
Starring Tom Foolery as Robin capuche, hotte
Master Sword as Little John
Applebloom as Little Red Riding capuche, hotte
Granny Smith as herself
Saten Twist as "The loup of Trottingham"
Cosmic arc en ciel as Prince John
Snow Wonder as Maiden Marianne
One jour in the forests of Trottingham, Little Red Riding capuche, hotte was going to her grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood: *Walking through the forest of Trottingham with a basket*
loup Of Trottingham: *Walking through the forest* I am the best sheriff in Trottingham.. Well, actually, I'm the only sheriff in Trottingham, because everyone else that works for the law is a constable.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: *Passes the sheriff*
loup of Trottingham: Stop right there!
Little Red Riding Hood: Ah!!
loup Of Trottingham: par order of Prince John, toi must give me everything in that basket.
Little Red Riding Hood: Why don't toi just take the basket away from me? Why do toi have to tell me that something is getting stolen?
Audience: *Laughing*
loup Of Trottingham: Good question. I'll make sure to ask-
Little Red Riding Hood: *Runs away*
loup Of Trottingham: She did not just do that.
Audience: *Laughing*
loup Of Trottingham: Oh well. I'll just get there first par breaking the 4th wall, which is something that goes on a lot in this show.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
At Little Red Riding Hood's house
Little Red Riding Hood: Grandma? I got toi something.
loup Of Trottingham: *Disguised as grandma* What is it dear?
Little Red Riding Hood: Wait a second. toi ain't grandma.
loup Of Trottingham: Damnit! *Gets out of disguise* How did toi know it was me?
Little Red Riding Hood: Because there's only one poney who can make great disguises
Robin capuche, hotte was disgused as Little Red Riding capuche, hotte throughout this entire story.
Audience: *Cheering*
loup Of Trottingham: toi won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
loup Of Trottingham: toi won't get away, because Prince John is here...
Prince John: *Walks in with Maiden Marianne as hostage*
loup Of Trottingham: With the l’amour of your life.
Tom: Nice try, but Prince John is actually...
Little John: *Takes off his Prince John costume*
Audience: *Laughing*
Robin Hood: Little John.
loup Of Trottingham: Uh oh. *Runs away*
Little John: That was great. He won't screw with us anymore.
Robin Hood: toi two were terrific. *Hugs Maiden Marianne* Especially you. *Kisses her*
Audience: *Clapping*
The End
On the suivant part of this episode
Mortomis gets a job.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 19: Perhaps This Wasn't A Good Idea
Sean was walking with Tom, and Master Sword through town.
Sean: So I start to ignore him, but he keeps asking me, what does the renard say?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That must be very annoying.
Sean: toi don't know the half of it. Anyway, the bus driver hears him, and after he says what does the renard say for his twentieth time, the bus driver tells him, the renard says shut up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Laughs* What did he do after that?
Sean: He explained to the bus driver that he was asking me a question. The driver then says, that hedgehog is ignoring you, and I don't blame him.
Master Sword: And then?
Sean: Shortly after that, I tell the renard obsessed bastard that he's so loud, everyone in Manehattan can hear him.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I feel sorry for those ponies in Manehattan.
Mortomis arrived, looking very pleased with himself.
Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: toi murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Saten Twist does that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: toi bought a gun.
Mortomis: No. I already got twelve of those.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: toi a volé, étole a Cadillac?
Mortomis: Close, I a volé, étole a Buick.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Is that what toi wanted to tell us?
Mortomis: No. What I did was get a job as a cashier.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Really?
Sean: That's the worst job imaginable!
Mortomis: toi say that now, but when I become a billionaire, you'll be sorry.
Tom: How the hell are toi going to make that amount of money?
Mortomis: Are toi idiots, ou what? I can take the money out of the cash register when nopony is looking.
Audience: Oooh!
Sean: Your manager will count the money, and know it's missing.
Mortomis: toi worry too much. I'm gonna get a lot of money, and no one will know about it. *Checks his watch* Speaking of which, I better get going. *Runs away*
Sean: Is he always a nutcase?
Tom: Only on Thursdays.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Previously, everyone in F Troop was alerted of the arrival of a colonel. The soldiers want to please the colonel, but things aren't going well.
Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke rode humans to the Hikawi Camp.
Chief Wild Eagle: What can I do for you?
Sargent O' Rourke: We want to pretend we're buying land from your tribe in order to impress this colonel visiting us.
Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, so why don't we make it real?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: But Chief, toi don't gain any money when giving your land away to us.
Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, but I will make price fair. I pay toi $24, and a bottle of booze.
Sargent O' Rourke: Now wait a minute Chief, you're out of line.
Chief Wild Eagle: Seems fair to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: toi ponies buy entire island of Manehattan for same price.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh it was a lousy deal Chief. In a hundred years ou so, it won't be worth a nickel.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: No, ponies are very smart about real estate. Remember when toi first come here? *Leans down to pick up a stick, and slowly waves it through the air* This once Hikawi Territory, then toi barge in, and make us divide our land. *Hits himself in the head with the stick, and breaks it in half*
Audience: *Laughing*
While Agarn, and the sarge were gone, Captain Parmenter had his troops lined up.
Captain Parmenter: Where is Agarn, and O' Rourke?
Corporal Duffy: Maybe they went to bring me the Alamo!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: There's no way two ponies could lift that up par their selves.
Corporal Duffy: Why not? I could.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: *Arrives* Attention, I am the poney inspecting your fort. I am Colonel Yorning.
Captain Parmenter: Good morning Yorning.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: *Counting soldiers* toi a dit that toi had twelve soldiers here, correct?
Captain Parmenter: Yes, why?
Colonel Yorning: I see that two of your soldiers are missing.
Captain Parmenter: Oh, Sargent O' Rourke, and Corporal Agarn are missing.
Colonel Yorning: Why are they missing?
Captain Parmenter: They went to buy plus land for our fort from a group of Indians.
Just then, the two soldiers returned.
Captain Parmenter: Sargent, how did it go?
Sargent O' Rourke: Not good Captain. They didn't give us any land.
Colonel Yorning: Ha!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: But they did give us twelve bottles of scotch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Colonel Yorning: Well, that's even better. I'll take eight of your bottles, and put in a good rapporter for Fort Courage.
Captain Parmenter: Deal.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the clairon, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning toi Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's The Movie Studio
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arc en ciel as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
The an is 1927. Louis has been starring in films for MGM for two years.
Director Nick: Alright Louis, I want toi to follow the Rolls Royce. Tobias is going to coast down the hill, and toi have to stop him.
Louis: *Dressed as a police pony* What's my line?
Director Nick: toi have no lines.
Louis: I gotta have one. I know there won't be any sound, but a cop has to say something.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Don't say anything, and stop Tobias in the car.
Louis: I can do that.
Director Nick: Good. *Goes behind the camera, and talks in a megaphone* And action!!
The band played this song: link
Tobias: *Goes down the colline in his car*
Louis: *Running down the colline as fast as he can*
Director Nick: Good, good. Tobias, slow down once toi get close to the Railroad crossing, then turn left.
Tobias: *Slows down, and turns left onto the train tracks*
Director Nick: Fantastic. Louis, get in that car.
Louis: *Jumps onto the car, and opens the door, but falls down*
Audience: Oh!
Director Nick: Cut.
Tobias: *Stops*
Band: *Stops playing their music*
Louis: *Gets up*
Director Nick: Louis, are toi okay?
Louis: I think so.
Director Nick: Alright. toi need to keep your balance when standing on the car.
Louis: I'm not good at multi tasking.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Director Nick: Alright, let's take this scene from the top.
Leah: *Arrives* Telegram sir.
Director Nick: *Reads the telegram* Oh shit.
Leah: Everything okay?
Director Nick: films are starting to be filmed with sound.
Leah: How is that possible?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, I just found out about it!
Audience: *Light laughter*
Louis: *Arrives* What's the problem Nick?
Director Nick: We need to get cameras that can record sound while filming.
Louis: How is that possible?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, I just found out about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: *Arrives* Are we ready for the suivant scene yet?
Louis: Not yet Connor. We just got some big news.
Director Nick: It is now possible to record films with sound.
Connor: How is that possible?
Louis: Don't ask Nick, he just found out about it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: I was asking you.
Louis: I just found out about it as well.
Director Nick: Alright, we need to get new cameras, brand new ones.
The suivant day.
Director Nick: Alright, we're gonna do this just like we did yesterday, minus the falling off the car.
Audience: *Light laughing*
Louis: Do I have any lines this time?
Director Nick: What did I just say? We're doing this just like we did yesterday, and yesterday I told toi toi had no lines.
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: Tobias has a line.
Director Nick: No he doesn't.
Louis: Yeah he does. He has a railway line. To drive on.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Let's déplacer on.
Everyone got in their places, and Director Nick shouted out...
Director Nick: Action!
The band played this song: link
Tobias: *Goes down the colline in his car*
Louis: *Running down the colline as fast as he can*
Tobias: *Slows down, and turns left onto the train tracks*
Louis: *Jumps onto the car, and opens the door*
Director Nick: We're making progress now.
Tobias: *Gets a flat tire, and gets the car stuck on the train tracks*
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Cut!
Everyone stopped what they were doing.
Director Nick: Okay, how did that happen?
Tobias: I don't know, but it could be worse.
Train Driver: *Blows the whistle of his train*
Louis: It's worse.
Audience: *Laughing*
They ran away from the car, and saw it get hit par a train.
Tobias: Aw man! There goes a luxurious automobile, wasted.
Up next, Mortomis continues stealing money from cash registers.
Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.
Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did toi get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist: toi know being a cashier is stupid, right?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Somepony has to do it.
Saten Twist: Fair enough.
Ponies: *Forming a line behind Saten Twist* Hurry up with your biscuits, cookies asshole!
Saten Twist: Go buy plus shit toi don't need, and get poor toi dicks!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that toi know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your biscuits, cookies will double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Leaves*
Mortomis: *Looks at the biscuits, cookies he left behind* Oh well. I heard these were good. Next?
Pony: *Arrives* I have six bananas, five boxes of Lucky Charms, a hotwheels Camaro, four pieces of chicken, and season 7 of Ponies On The Rails on DVD.
Mortomis: Okay, let's see how much that costs.
Manager: *Arrives* ou not.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mortomis: What?
Manager: Come with me, and you'll find out what I'm talking about.
Mortomis: Can I deal with this customer first?
Manager: No.
Audience: *Light laughter*
They went into the manager's office.
Manager: I heard rumors that toi have been stealing money from our cash registers. Is this true?
Mortomis: It's a rumor, it's not supposed to be true.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: Okay toi two, come in.
Tom & Master Sword: *Arrives*
Mortomis: What are toi two doing here?
Tom: We videotaped toi before Saten arrived.
Mortomis: He was in on this?
Master Sword: No, he would have recreated Pearl Harbor if we let him rejoindre us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Manager: These two sent me a video of toi during work. I saw it, and I am not happy.
Mortomis: I know, cut to the chase, and let me get back to work.
Audience: *Lightly laughing*
Manager: toi a volé, étole money from our cash registers. toi are fired.
Mortomis: Excuse me for a moment while I get my Tommygun.
Audience: *Laughing*
Coming up next, it's the bloopers.
Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the mois is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, windwakerguy43 is responsible for making bad cul, ass reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.
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loup Of Trottingham: toi won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
loup Of Trottingham: toi won't get away, because Prince John is here...
Prince John: *Walks in with Maiden Marianne as hostage*
loup Of Trottingham: With the l’amour of your life.
Tom: Nice try, but Prince John is actually...
Mortomis: *Takes off his Prince John costume*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wrong actor!!
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Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: toi murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Chuck Norris does that.
Sean: NO ONE GIVES A F*CK ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Take 2
Mortomis: Hey, guess what I just did.
Master Sword: toi murdered someone.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: No, only Saten Twist does that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: toi bought a gun.
Mortomis: No. I already got twelve of those.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: toi a volé, étole a Cadillac?
Mortomis: Close, I a volé, étole a Bugatti. *Sings* I woke up in a new bugatti.
Director: Cut!
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Chief Wild Eagle: I need extra money, but I will make price fair. I pay toi $24, and a bottle of booze.
Sargent O' Rourke: Now wait a minute Chief, you're out of line.
Chief Wild Eagle: Seems fair to me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: toi ponies buy entire island of Manehattan for same price.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Oh it was a lousy deal Chief. In a hundred years ou so, it won't be worth a nickel.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chief Wild Eagle: No, ponies are very smart about real estate. Remember when toi first come here? *Leans down to pick up a stick, and slowly waves it through the air* This once Hikawi Territory, then toi barge in, and make us divide our land. *Hits himself in the head with the stick three times, but it doens't break* Jésus christ!
Audience: *Laughing*
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Director Nick: Good. *Goes behind the camera, and talks in a megaphone* And action!!
The band played this song: link
Tobias: *Goes down the colline in his car*
Louis: *Running down the colline as fast as he can*
Director Nick: Good, good. Tobias, slow down once toi get close to the Railroad crossing, then turn left.
Tobias: *Slows down, and turns left onto the train tracks*
Director Nick: Fantastic. Louis, get in that car.
Louis: *Jumps onto the car, and opens the door, but falls down* It's a blooper inside a blooper!
Everyone started to laugh.
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Director Nick: Alright, we're gonna do this just like we did yesterday, minus the falling off the car.
Audience: *Light laughing*
Louis: Do I have any lines this time?
Director Nick: What did I just say? We're doing this just like we did yesterday, and yesterday, aw f**k I forgot my line.
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Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket* I am now going to make a copy of the one hundred dollar bill I recieved. *Pulls out seven one hundred dollar bills* Shit, that's too many!
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Saten Twist: I also heard from Tom, and Master Sword that somepony maybe working as a cashier in order to steal money. Is it possible that toi know who I'm talking about?
Mortomis: *Looks down at the floor* No.
Saten Twist: Look me in the eye!
Mortomis: *Looks Saten Twist in the eye, keeping a straight face* No!! For accusing me of doing something like that, the price of your biscuits, cookies will double.
Saten Twist: *Runs away with the cookies*
The End
