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Which Avenger Should You Hook Up With This Valentine’s Day?

Your hookup is all about low-key romance. Hawkeye is super low-maintenance, just like you, so your Valentine’s Day hookup is sure to be relaxed — maybe some Netflix, pizza, and a bottle of wine. Whatever you end up doing, it’ll be a real bullseye.

This Valentine’s Day, you’re in store for one wild hookup. You and Hulk are both looking for some casual, no strings attached fun, and that’s exactly what you’ll get. It’ll be a…smashing…time.

Just like Tony Stark and his alter ego, you’re all about keeping things light and funny. This billionaire will spare no expense when it comes to your Valentine’s Day plans, so get ready for a lavish evening — and also prepare for all sorts of fantastic banter.

Like the Cap, you’re all about having a romantic evening this Valentine’s Day. Chances are he’ll treat you to a lovely dinner and finish off the evening with some dancing. Just try not to think about your age difference too much.

No one can give you a better hookup than the God of Thunder, and that’s just who you’ll be getting this Valentine’s Day. Your evening will be, literally, out of this world. Whatever you two end up doing, you’ll learn, without a doubt, just what Thor’s hammer is a euphemism for.

You’re in for an evening of unparalleled sensuality. Black Widow, spy extraordinaire, is an expert when it comes to reading people — and you’ll get to reap all the benefits of that skill. No matter what you end up doing, your Valentine’s Day this year will be one for the books.

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