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Warning: Mild language.
Also, my seconde name isn't actualy "Dent".

Chris's science project opened the door for him as he got home. "Evening, Chris. toi seem stressed." ROMbot said. The robot was a small, floating sphere with hydraulic arms and a face that looked like they'd been tacked on par a first grader.
"I am. Take a look at this."
He handed over the note.
"Cool. Where'd toi get it, a joke shop?"
"ROM." chris half-shouted. "This is serous!"
"This COULD BE serious."
"I'm not taking chances. toi know me."
"I could sum toi up in two words, yes."
"Really?"
"Yes. Paranoid Prick."
"Thanks. That's put me...

Sorry that I haven't posté plus of the series but I am back on the series.

I woke up from the shine of the sun. I looked at Alyssa, the light was shining so beautifully on her, the sheets were off and she was a little revealing. I smirked and laughed a bit. I walked out of the room down the hall, I felt a little sense of disturbance like a feeling in my stomach that something was bad had happened. I didn't douche after last night's swim and took a shower. I put my iPod on a few songs low enough so it doesn't wake anyone up, I got a towel and wash cloth and put on some hot water. The steam...

Then suivant morning Lilly woke up when the train blew its whistle.

"Humphrey toi awake?" she mumbled.

"I am now, where are we?" Asked Humphrey.

"I'm not sure, but I think we are about to stop." a dit Lilly.

"We should better get off." 

" Yeah maybe."

As the train neared the station they jumped off. 

" I wonder where we are?" a dit Lilly.

" It kinda looks like north dakota I'm not sure yet." a dit humphrey.

As they walked through the forest Lilly's belly started to growl.

" I'm hungry do toi know how to hunt?" asked Lilly.

"well.... No do you?" 

"if I did would I be asking you?" 

"I guess no-"
Humphrey was...

Humphrey, who is lazily laying on the canapé and looking at a magazine suddenly looks up at me. I am on the computer and talking to Jon about Chris's new and wonderful a&o web site. Humphrey sits up and sets the magazine suivant to him as he gets up and walks over to me slowly. I don't notice him sneaking up behind me and I keep on typing. He gets behind the chair I'm sitting in and leans on it and looks down at me. "Sooooo, anything interesting?" I shake my head and smile and go on typing. He seems a little annoyed and then he scans my body with his bright blue eyes and smiles.
I start to...

Fred: salut arent toi the mail pilot from balto?

mail pilot:whats wrong with your voice kid *mumbles little freak*.

Fred: i got Lost i thought i was in seattle i guess not.


Mail pilot:well go see balto my dog.

fred: ok then thank you.

mail pilot: *chokes fred*

fred screams at the mail pilot the mail pilot lets go cause of his annoying voice.

fred runs to meet balto and jenna humping.

Fred:woah sorry are toi balto?

Balto:what the hell is wrong with your damn voice

Fred: i was born this way.

balto: well then where do toi need to go?

fred: i need to get back to seattle.

balto says to jenna ok then lets gut...