Alpha and Omega ~ If It's l’amour (AMV)

Humphrey, who is lazily laying on the canapé and looking at a magazine suddenly looks up at me. I am on the computer and talking to Jon about Chris's new and wonderful a&o web site. Humphrey sits up and sets the magazine suivant to him as he gets up and walks over to me slowly. I don't notice him sneaking up behind me and I keep on typing. He gets behind the chair I'm sitting in and leans on it and looks down at me. "Sooooo, anything interesting?" I shake my head and smile and go on typing. He seems a little annoyed and then he scans my body with his bright blue eyes and smiles.
I start to...

Fred: salut arent toi the mail pilot from balto?

mail pilot:whats wrong with your voice kid *mumbles little freak*.

Fred: i got Lost i thought i was in seattle i guess not.


Mail pilot:well go see balto my dog.

fred: ok then thank you.

mail pilot: *chokes fred*

fred screams at the mail pilot the mail pilot lets go cause of his annoying voice.

fred runs to meet balto and jenna humping.

Fred:woah sorry are toi balto?

Balto:what the hell is wrong with your damn voice

Fred: i was born this way.

balto: well then where do toi need to go?

fred: i need to get back to seattle.

balto says to jenna ok then lets gut...

It all was about to kick off now we all knew that judgement jour was coming here is the story.
Three months later
A loup followed par his wife where par the lake looking out at the water at about 12:00pm then a sound from the buisson, bush made them jump “What was that?” asked the wolf’s wife then the loup walked into the buisson, bush to see then he gave out a loud yell for help then silent “Honey don’t scare me like that” a dit his wife then an Alpha Shade came out and killed her
Next morning
Humphrey followed par Kate, Fire, Lilly, Garth, Water, Winston, Tony and Eve where par a dead loup “Not again...

"Kate...pst kate wake up" Humphrey Nudges his mates nose , kate flutterd her eyes open and yawned "Moring Handsome" kate smiled at her loving mate as he looked into her eyes "Kate , your dad and mother want to see toi it's urgent " Humphrwey informed kate . The Beautiful alpha sterched and set off to her old cave .

When the alpha arrived at the cave she was greeted par hutch who led her in, "moring dad , Moring mum sleep well?" kate a dit in a friendly manner Eve looked at her Husband with guilt "fine thank toi ...there's something we need to tell toi ...." Winston stared at the ground "What...

salut guys! I'm écriture this on my iPhone so spelling, punctuation, and indenting won't always happen! Just remember when I get on my computer I'll be able to write with all that and more. Thanks,
Lilyomega11 :)

Sage, a light brown pup with beautiful violet eyes, leapt out of the bushes, crushing her brother, Thorn.
"Got you!" she yelled, just as her mother Lily and her father Garth entered the clearing with her sister Tiger Lily and her other brother, Tiger.
Unlike her siblings, Sage was light brown. Everyone else in her family was pure white like her mother, except Garth of course.
"Dad!" yelled...

Cast:

Humphrey- Louis

Garth- Francis

Kate- Zoey

Winston - Bill

Sincerio 1 - Zombie Rape Madness :D

Garth: I hear there is a chopper picking survivors from Mercy Hospital! *Troll Face* Lets go!

*All burst through the door. Garth is immediately tackled and teabagged par a zombie*

Garth: *screams* AHHHH! RAPE!!!! GET IT OFF!

Winston: *blows zombie brains out* *Stares at Garth awkwardly*

*Hoard cries and all zombies com rushing in*

Kate: Take this toi meanies!

*Boomer vomits on Kate, who turns and vomits on Winston, who turns and vomits on Garth who vomits on humphrey. Boomer stares and scratches its head*

Scinerio...

    To my wonderful, kind, sweet, dear friend Ashley,
                         I just wanted to say that I am so, so, so damn sorry for what I did to you. I really am sorry, baby. The reason I did what I did was because I was under tremendous amounts of stress. All of mine and Phil’s failed attempts to make a baby, plus the way I was rudely misinformed about Red losing his virginity to Lilly just got to my head and made me do things I had no control over....

~A an later~ Balto and Jenna are laying down watching the now grown up Alue and Kodi.

Jenna: they grow up to fast
Balto: I know but there perfect
Jenna: Yup

Kodi walks over and sits suivant to his father.

Kodi: salut Hero whats up

Balto: Nothing just thinking about how toi guy grow up so fast

Kodi: Alright see ya
Kodi walks away and twoards Alue And they run off and leave balto and jenna there alone laying there sad but happy too. Then along comes steele.

Steele: Ha Jenna toi don't know a good guy when toi see him so toi pick Balto the puny loser

Jenna: *Tears in eye* toi know what your a fucking dick...

Special guest are
Transformer101-Joanathan
Buddydevos-Buddy
Hank666-Hank

It was a dark night when us four woke up in abadoned building with pistols laying on the ground.
Me-"Damn my head"
Hank-"dude were he hell are we?"
Buddy-"I wish I knew"
Just then a growl came out of no were as a hand reached threw the window .
Joanthan-"Oh god"
I pic up two pistols and threw Hank one
Hank-"Holy shit what the hell do u call these cul, ass holes"
Me-"Piles of shit!!"
Just then we heard screaming coming from the upstairs as we all look at the steps Lily,Ashely,and Rosie shot down the steps.
Lily-"Garth were are we!!!"
Me"I...

It was early sunday in Idaho and i felt like driving up to Jasper park canada I got up took a douche got dressed and Left.

It was a sunny jour and i took out my Ford F-150 V8 and drove twoards canada but it would be a long cul, ass trip. ~12 hours later~ I arrived in Jasper. I was tired and low on fuel and i stopped at a gas station and filled up and i went to the motel across the rue from the dirt road to Jasper. ~Next morning~ I got up got dressed and went across the rue to the dirt road in my Ford and i drove down it and soon i saw the sign saying "WELCOME TO JASPER INTERNATIONAL PARK"...

Three weeks later. Humphrey's POV

I got up and walked outside with Garth careful so as not to wake up Kate. We went outside the tanière, den and started talking. We were talking about what the pups would be like.
"As long as mine get my good looks I'm alright." I laughed. Garth laughed right alongside. I then asked him this. "Garth could toi teach me how to hunt?" I asked him.
"Sure I can." He said. We then went off to the hunting grounds. We stayed there for a while and I got to kill my first caribou. Me and Garth then dragged it back to the den. I walked to get Kate. When she saw me she growled and snarled....