Kate's crazy eyes

Humphrey and Kate loved eachother. after an adventure in Idiho they got married. it was kate's birthday and Humphrey wanted to get a special gift to express his l’amour for her. him and his brother in law went out to find Kate a gift. " how about a caribou skin rug?" suggested Garth. " no it's not good enough." a dit Humphrey. " umm I know a ours skin rug!" shouted Garth. " bro that's the exact same thing." frowned humphry. " I know a oie rug!" a dit Garth proudly.
"DUDE IM NOT GETTING HER A RUG!" yelled humphrey.
"how old is Kate now?" asked Garth. " twenty two." replyed Humphrey. " wait. I know...

Cathy woke up and thought of something. He and Faolan have never come face to face. She had to meet him.
“Hey, Humphrey.”
“Yeah?”
“I want to meet this Faolan guy. We could meet each other face to face.”
“Alright. We’ll arrange something.”
Later that day, they all met together. Cathy saw Faolan, the beautiful wolf.
“Who’s that beauty there?”
“That is Faolan.”
Cathy paused, “Faolan looks hot? I figured he’s be ugly!”
Faolan saw Cathy, “Hey Humphrey, aren’t toi going to introduce me to her? It’s respectful.”
“This is my beautiful girl friend, Cathy....

Chapter Two: New Life

Hello everyone...Alvin D-Rod here, I'm here to bring your suivant chapter of Alpha and Omega 2: Humphery is out of Jasper Park and now, Kate asks help from Marcel and Paddy.

Humphery was waking up from his asleep than he turned around in the car and looking out of it. He saw forest of trees and mountains were far away.

He got off of the train than start walking into forest, startes looking for some nourriture but only problem was he never hunted in his life.

There was some carilou there in the forest alone than jumped from his area and attacked par putting his jaw of the carilou's neck....

Chapter 11
Alpha training started in 2 hours. After that terrifying moment after the howl, Seth hadnt spoken to Kate since then. Kate had tried multiple times to apologise but Seth wasn't buying it. It was morning. 10 in the morning. THe birds were out, there was a gentle breeze... THe fleurs and herbe were slowly swaying about. Kate walked out of the den. After Alpha training... She thought. My new responsibilities begin... She saw a familiar grey figure walking by. Seth. Since that night, he had taken on a new look. He now had one lock of spikey long hair covering one eye. He had taken on...

Alright, just because i'm écriture a parody doesn't mean i l’amour Kate ou the movie any less. Purely for comedy.

Humphrey and his fat, his scrawny and his shaky little friend were pushing a log up to the front of a hill. "Alright guys! Taste the wind! WHOOO!"
Humphrey looked down. "Guys... We're not move-ING" The log lurhced forwards. "Salty! Hang a left!" Salty put his right foot down. THey turned right. They then smashed into a tree, splitting the log in half horizontally, killing shakey. "I a dit LEFT toi DUMBASS" "Whoops." "Anyway, we need to work on the... Brakes! "Brakes?" Mooch and salty...

Chris was woken par the sound of his alarm clock falling off the train set above and hitting the floor. He swore, turned over and tried to get back to sleep. Then his morning cup of thé hit him in the face. "Alright, alright." he muttered drowsily, wiping the sleep from hit face. "I'm getting up." He got up and got dressed in his work clothes, muttering somthing about rusty springs, and wrote in his notebook:
"Morning wake up system working fine, just so long as toi enjoy having to buy a fresh set of pjamas from the mall every evening."

Chris was an inventor. In truth, he didn't have a second...

It felt like we had been walking for weeks. The truth is we had only been walking a few hours since our last break. We had escaped the massacre only to be left wandering for days ou weeks I couldn't tell anymore. There were less than a dozen of us left and we had to find a new pack if we wanted to survive. We had to go where my father had told us that loups were protected. I believed it to only be a story but now it was hope and the only little bit we have had left. We had to find Jasper.

The three alphas we had left estimated we would be there in less than a days walk. I wondered why they...

Kates inner monster part 6


Garth continued to run as fast as he could trying his best to keep up with
Kate. Little did he know that his mate Lilly and his friend Humphrey just got
wolfnapped par a few hunters, but he ran through the forest determined to find Kate.
Garth stopped and tried to catch his breath and searched around his surroundings to see
if he could find ou hear anything. "Pant,Pant shes got to be around here some where??"
"I must be at least close to finding her....... I hope!" Garth takes one last look around
and puts his nose to the ground and takes a big wiff of the earth hoping...

Well, the main men characters of the pack rejoindre the NFL.

Humphrey and Kate woke up.
“I’m hungry.”
“Let’s get some Burger King.”
“Yeah.”
They drove to Burger King.
“Hello, I cannot help toi right now.”
“What!?”
“No service.”
“Really?”
“What do toi want?”
“Oh, umm, can I have the McChicken sandwich, "sandwich" please.”
“They aren’t McDonalds,” Kate said.
“Are toi guys McDonalds?”
“Hell no!”
“Oh then I’ll have the burger, the fries, and the Coke.”
“Ok.”
“Kate, what do toi want?”
“Can I have a Battery?”
“What?”
“Sorry, we’re listening...

(The western pack are nothing but traitors and filled with disrespect to all omegas. Humphrey and the omegas moved to the Eastern territory and joined their pack who are fighting the Western wolves. However Kate and Lilly left their parents to be with the ones they l’amour the most.)



Vendetta
April 12, 12:13hrs
Eastern territory

Humphrey and Kate were looking out and seeing the western border. Kate was upset and sad that her parents have mistreated him and the omegas for such a long time and now doesn't care for them any more. She moved with Humphrey to the Eastern Pack and so did her sister Lilly....

A hard gust of wind blew through the tall trees in the Jasper National Park Wildlife Reserve. Lightning and thunder came afterwards, followed par a strong rainfall. Squirrels stayed hidden in their hollow arbre trunks while rabbits ran into their dug-out dens and grizzlies slept within the shelter of caves. Elsewhere however, the vicious pack of loups were paying no mind to the harsh weather.

Slash "King" watched from beneath the shadows with a shallow expression of hope on his dampened face. His daughter, the purest Alpha in the Banff loup pack was in labor AGAIN for the fourth time in three...