The 11 chiens go to the driving school.

Humphrey, Star, and Kaltag got up and woke all the dogs.
“Kaltag toi drive the Charger I’ll drive the Armada.” étoile, star said.
“Ok.”
“Hey, we have to find Tony, Garth, and Winston. And they don’t have Phones.”
“We’re going to have to do it the old way.”
Kaltag got out and howled. They heard a shitty howl.
“Garth.”
They heard a howl, then a yelp.
“Tony that means the suivant one is Winton.”
Winston howled.
“Wait, didn’t Garth sound like he was near Dutch’s house?”
They came to Dutch’s house and rang the doorbell. Garth answered.
“I see you’re rubbing it in par living here.”
“What?”
“Never mind.”
Lilly came.
“Hey honey, what’s going on?”
“Star and Kaltag are at the door.”
“Cool.”
“Get in and we’ll take toi to driving school.”
“Ok.”
They all gathered together.
“Ok, so I drive the Armada and in the front row, Garth sits suivant to me, then behind us is Kate, Humphrey, and Winston, and behind them is Mooch, Shakey, and Salty. Then in the Charger is Kaltag driving, Tony passenger in the front then the poor loner behind him is Lilly,” étoile, star said.
“Ok.”
The drive was about an hour, but it was worth it. There was a lot of talking in both cars. The area of the two cars where there was the least amount of talking was in the front of the Armada. Garth and étoile, star hardly knew each other. In fact, they didn’t talk until 15 minutes into the drive.
“So, toi work out?”
“Yeah, do you?”
“Well, I’m a former sled dog.”
“Former?”
“Alaska was burnt to the ground.”
“Oh, well besides that?”
“No, look how scrawny I am.”
“Ok, still, toi got to work out and gain weight.”
“Ok then.”
“Do squat thrusts.”
“I T-bag Humphrey.”
“Ok and crunches.”
“Well, I… I…”
“Yeah?”
“Never mind, besides T-bagging, I don’t exercise.”
“Ok.”
A row back, Humphrey was s’embrasser Kate.
“Stop s’embrasser my daughter,” Winston said.
“We’re married.”
“I know, but I’m still over protective.”
“Dad, I… well Humphrey and I…”
Kate finished the rest into Winston’s ear.
“You what!?”
“About 5 months.”
Behind that row, Mooch was going on and on.
“Remember that one time I boarded the bus and sat in the front seat?”
“That was yesterday,” Shakey said.
“I know but it was awesome!”
“It can’t be that awesome,” Salty said.
“It was! There was a wheel with floor pedals!”
“Blah!”
Garth let out his shitty howl. That killed the engine of the Armada.
“Stop that!”
“Sorry, I forgot.”
In the Charger, Kaltag and Tony were having a good conversation along with Lilly.
“I can’t believe my son married an Omega,” Tony said.
“I’m right here!” Lilly yelled.
“Yeah, I still don’t know why it’s such a big deal,” Kaltag said.
“A first born marrying a seconde ou last born! It’s a huge deal.”
“Screw that.”
“Screw you.”
“I’m an Alpha, and I married an Omega.”
“Who’s your wife’s Alpha brother?”
“Actually she has a sister for an Alpha, and she’s Star’s wife, and Star’s an Omega.”
“How do toi know?”
“He’s my brother.”
“Oh.”
They got to the driving school. Devon and Bob were standing there.
“Hi, I’m Devon and this is Bob. Say hi Bob.”
“Yay!!!”
“We’re going to montrer toi what to do and what not to do while driving.”
They were in a snowy place.
“I’m cold,” Bob said.
“This will warm toi up.”
“Yay!!!”
A firebomb grenade was thrown at him.
“That feels better!” Bob a dit just before he died.
“When entering a tunnel, make sure to proceed with caution, I’m going to have Bob do this one.”
“Yay!!!”
“Ok Bob, Go.”
“What? Ok.”
Bob went right into the tunnel but at the entrance were fusion coils. When Bob entered, he got blown up.
“Weeee!”
“If toi see a patch of ice one the road, proceed with caution.”
Devon successfully made it over the ice.
“Bye boss,” Bob a dit as Devon passed.
Bob bent down, and about after 3 secondes the fusion coils blew up.
“Now let’s see what happens when I don’t do that.”
Bob slid right into the fusion coils Bob was standing on and the fusion coils sent both Bob and the dead Warthog flying.
“Weeee!”
Meanwhile, there was an English Spartan temporarily taking Bob and
Devon’s place.
“Hello, I’m Winforplopia, I going to contribute to the Halo driving school, class, school, and what to not do, do, and don’t do while driving. When crossing a lake ou river bank be sure there is a bridge.”
Winforplopia tried driving across, but he fell down a ditch and died.
“As toi can see, I fell down the ditch and did not make it to the other side. If attempting to drive through the river bank, be sure it is not too deep, as it may cause slight damage to your…”
The Warthog exploded before he could finish.
“Ehh,”
He respawned and T-bagged himself.
“When driving, be aware of severe weather, for example, oh, lightning.”
Lightning hit the Warthog, making it blow up.
“Perhaps, it’s possible… it’s possible.”
“This concludes the wind segment of the Halo driving class of school. Thanks for watching and drive safely.”
“You’re done!”
“Time for thé and crockets.”
Devon and Bob were back.
“When passing a stopped truck, proceed with caution.”
“Too slow, move, move! Watch me!” Bob yelled.
Devon passed the Wraith only to get hit and killed par another one.
“Yay!!!” Bob a dit with his hand on Devon’s butt.
Bob and Devon approached a tank. They had a guy in the tourelle firing continuously into the air and Bob yelling at the same time.
“Hey what is up!?” Bob yelled to the tank.
“Be considerate to other drivers.”
“Yay, whoo! Whoo! Yay, what am I? Yay!!! I like Victoria! Yay, I have my pants off!”
The tank shot the Warthog with his canon, cannon at least 3 times. There was another temporary replacement.
“Hey, how ya doin, I’m antonecupofchili, thanks to Devon, I get to do this, and I want to, thanks a lot.”
There was an old lady Jackal walking across the road.
“How ya doin? If there’s an old lady taking to long to traverser, croix the road, run her over.”
Antonecupofchili ran over the old Jackal, then threw a firebomb grenade at her.
“How ya doin? Ok, that’s what toi do in that situation. Oh wait, same with bébés in strollers and girl scouts.”
“You’re done.”
“I’m done? How ya doin?”
“Do not enter an area that is blocked off, watch out for barriers and detours on the road. This is what can happen,” Devon said.
Bob was blocking the road, but Devon ignored him. Devon went up a colline then got sky blasted par a grav lift. He got bounced off an explosive, and came back and hit Bob.
“Weeee!”
They got together.
“We did good, did we, did we?”
“Thanks for coming to Halo driving school.”
They did their T-bag dance.
“Time for the drive-thru,” étoile, star said.
They got to the Cluckin’ Bell.
“Welcome yoo yuckin yell, may I kill you?”
“No, can I have a Cluck Burger with Chicken fries?”
“Ok, yep problem.”
“Garth, what do toi want.”
“Give me bacon chicken.”
“Yo k.”
“What about you, Winston.”
“Give me a Mcchicken.”
“Would toi like a friend fry?”
“No my Friends are fine. Anyway, Kate what do toi want?”
“Grilled Clucky.”
“Ok.”
“Humphrey?”
“Bacon chicken.”
“Ok, give us a bacon chicken.”
“Ok.”
“What about you, Mooch?”
“Give me a Western Chicken.”
“Alright, a western chicken.”
“Ok, I got, a…”
“No, there’s more.”
“Ok,”
“What do toi want Salty?”
“Oh, give me a junior Chicken.”
“Jesus, toi eat less than me! Alright, a junior chicken.”
“Ok,”
“And, Shakey, what do toi want?”
“Give me a triple Mcchicken, with extra cheese and onions.”
“Oh. Jeez, a triple Mcchicken with extra cheese and onions.”
“Ok, so I have a triple cheese with extra…”
“No, a triple chicken.
“You know what, I probably don’t need to check.”
“Ok.”
“Pull up to the first window.”
“Ok.”
étoile, star paid then came to the seconde window and received his food. Kaltag pulled up to the menu board.
“Yelcome!”
“Ok.”
“What would youse like?”
“I would like a 10 piece chicken Mcnuggets.”
“Ok.”
“Tony, what do toi want?”
“Probably a Mcchicken double.”
“A Mcchicken double.”
“Ok.”
“Lilly, what do toi want.”
“Probably a Western Chicken.”
“Ok a…”
“No a bacon chicken.”
“Ok…”
“No sorry grilled clucky.”
“Ok, and a grilled clucky.”
“Alright, pull up to the first window.”
“Ok.”
Kaltag paid and got his food. They soon got home. Humphrey wanted write a song.
“Alright, are toi a metal head?” étoile, star asked.
“Yeah.”
“We’ll support you.”
“Thanks.”
“Let me see the musique sheet.”
Humphrey handed étoile, star the sheet. étoile, star looked at it for a minute.
“This is the exact same tune as The Unforgiven but different lyrics. Why is Shakey and Salty mentioned?”
“This is a song about suicide.”
“What’s it called?”
“The Dog Who Committed Suicide.”
“Oh, salut have toi even met Metallica yet?”
“How do I meat them!? I’m able to meat them!?”
“Yeah, toi want to?”
“Of course!”
“I do too!” Kate said.
“Alright I’ll see who else wants to.”
étoile, star howled for Tony, Winston, and Garth. Once again, they heard a shitty howl. The heard a howl then a yelp then one last one. Tony, Winston, Garth, and Lilly came to étoile, star and Kaltag’s house.
“Ready to meat Metallica, toi 9?”
“Yeah.”
étoile, star and Kaltag drove the 9 to Metallica’s house. They knocked on the door with only them in sight.
“Well, if it isn’t my two favori dogs,” Lars said.
“Lars, tell James, Kirk, and Rob that we have 9 fans that want to meet you.”
“Damn!”
“Alright here’s one fan.”
Humphrey came. He was speechless too see Lars, his favori person at the door.
“This is Humphrey.”
“Hi.”
Humphrey remained there speechless with his mouth open.
“Humphrey, are toi ok.”
“Are toi really Lars Ulrich?”
“Yes I am.”
Humphrey jumped up and licked Lars.
“Oh, usually only étoile, star does this.”
“Here’s another one.”
“Alright Humphrey, go right to meet James.”
“This is Kate.”
“Hi, Lars.”
“You’re not the nervous type.”
“Nope.”
“Alright, go left to meet Kirk.”
“Here’s Garth.”
“Hey, do toi work out?”
“I’m a drummer.”
“Cool.”
“Go upstairs to meet Rob.”
“Alright, here’s Mooch.”
“You’re small for a wolf.”
“I am small, so toi like being a drummer?”
“Yeah it’s cool.”
“Nice.”
“Go right to meet James.”
“Ok.”
“This is Shakey.”
“Hey Lars.”
“How much do toi eat?”
“I know, I am fat.”
“So what’s it like drumming?”
“Why did toi ask me that? You’re the drummer.”
“Oh, well go left to meet Kirk,”
Humphrey came out.
“Man Metallica is awesome.”
“Here’s Salty.”
“Hey dude!”
“Hey, toi have a cool voice.”
“So do you.”
“Thanks.”
“Go upstairs to meet Rob.”
“Ok.”
Kate came out.
“I l’amour Metallica!”
“This is Winston.”
“Hey Lars.”
“It’s amazing all of toi know my name.”
“We all know you.”
“Well, I l’amour toi all!”
“We l’amour toi too,” Lilly said.
“Alright go right to meet James.”
Garth came out.
“James is buff like me! They’re all awesome though.”
“Anyway, this is Tony.”
Tony yelped before he could say anything.
“That’s similar to how I met Star.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”
“That’s cool. So are toi an Alpha?”
“Uhh…”
“Born first,” étoile, star translated.
“Oh, yeah, I am.”
“Cool.”
“Go left to meet Kirk.”
“Ok.”
Mooch came out.
“Damn, best experience of my life!”
“This is the last one, Lilly.”
“You’re the one that a dit ‘we l’amour toi too’”
“Yup.”
“You know, you’re a cooler, better looking version of Dixie.”
“Who’s Dixie?”
“I’m not sure if toi want to know.”
“Ok.”
“You’re too good for her. Anyway, go up to meet Rob.”
“Ok.”
Shakey came out.
“Kirk’s lucky he’s skinny!”
“I know.”
They waited about a minute. After that, Salty came out.
“You have two guitare players!?”
“Yup.
Another minute passed. Winston came out.
“Thanks for letting me meet Metallica.”
“No problem.”
Tony came immediately back out.
“Kirk’s good.”
“Did toi meet James and Rob?”
“No, should I go?”
“Yeah.”
Lilly came out.
“They’re all awesome.”
Tony came out.
“Sweet!”
There was a taxi driver that came.
“Ok, where to?”
“We’re not all able to fit in there.
“Hey, ok, yep problem!”
“Get out of here old guy!” Mooch yelled.
“Lololololololololololololololololololololololololol!” the taxi driver said.
“Let’s go home,” Garth said.
The Alpha and Omega characters got to meet Metallica.