It was an ordinary jour in Jasper Park Canada when a meteor douche began!

1 heure BEFORE the meteor shower
salut guys toi want to go log sledding?
Yeah in for it Humphrey
Ok Let’s find a suitable log to sled down the hill
15 minutes later
GIVE us some wind salty
OH yeah
Wait slow it down a bit
How am I supposed to do that?
Well simply just come sit down again.
Oh ok *bam as they crash into a rock*
See why toi should have sat down says Humphrey when he gets loup piled. * muffled voice *
Get off me NOW PLEASE!
Oh sorry was just a aléatoire loup pile.
5 minutes before the meteor shower
*Humphrey looks up at the sky*
salut why am I seeing these weird formations that look like rocks?
Then the world around Humphrey suddenly slowed down something deep inside him told him to tell as many people as possible to get inside somewhere that’s not in the open.
The world then resumed back to normal.
He tells his Friends and most of the people of the pack to get inside their dens.
Its gets very dark in 1 minute before the shower.
Humphrey then actually notices rocks in the sky
So he’s like is it raining rocks today hmm we’ll find out.
He was right expect that they were exploding rocks that when they reached the clouds they exploded.
So what is exploding rocks all what we get? Humphrey asks himself over and over.
Then he sees a huge one that actually didn.t explode at the clouds so he watches it crash into the earth leaving a violent crater at its wake.
Then constant earthquakes erupt that everything is thrown back and forth.
Trees were shaking violently leaves were falling every seconde and Humphrey was not inside anyway
Then he notices boulders falling so he runs to his tanière, den only to see it get blocked par a boulder, he frantically dug under the boulder in hope to get in his tanière, den only to find that it will just fall anyway and cover up what he dug so he searches for a tanière, den just till the boulder is pushed par the earthquake. Eventually the boulder got moved par a another boulder which when they collided they both divisé, split in half so that the way into his tanière, den was allowed.
So when the meteor douche stopped everyone comes out a jour later to see what happened and then see a lot of rocks and rubble everywhere so they talk to each other and ask Humphrey what was going on, it was meteor douche I believe they call it a dit Humphrey.
Huh so your saying toi told us to stay in our dens because a meteor douche was happening? Asked Winston.
Yeah pretty much.
Well montrer us the proof.
Ok follow me.
He led them to the crash site of the big meteor which despite the size it left a pretty big crater which happened to make everyone feel scared if another one happens.
























A%N that’s why if someone tells there’s going to be a meteor douche toi listen and get inside somewhere
Helpful advice… aléatoire also