(this song is dedicated to alpha loup curt, it is written par metalwolf and metalwolf only, any violation of this song will result in the loss of all toi hold dear and finally death par firing squad)

VIDEO MAN

VERSE 1:
CAMERA!!!!!
SET!!!!!!
ACTION!!!!!!!!!!
NO!!!! toi are doing it wrong
in this film toi gotta sing a different song
dont wear that, wear this thong
cast a side!!!
what i say goes
dont tell me a life story,or any sorrows
places people it is time to role
i will have the camera steal your soul

Chorus:
toi know a camera is like a gun
point and shoot and feel the fun
kill the lights but l’amour the sun
camera!!!! set!!!! action!!!!!

VERSE 2:
PLACES!!!!!
CAMERA!!!!!
ACTION!!!!!
NO!!!!! why the sad face
when jouer la comédie don't pretend, toi ARE in a different place
and now the director needs some space
for the anger is building
What he says is final
do it right, end up on the vinyl
we break our backs for you, it is spinal
the video man breaks the spiral

Chorus:
toi know a camera is like a gun
point and shoot and feel the fun
kill the lights but l’amour the sun
camera!!!! set!!!! action!!!!!

Bridge:
camera set action!!!
camera set action!!! x3
(this is sung softly during the solo)


Bridge:
ohhhh take your places
romeo is here
juliet is near
but can we steal what is left of their lives
they will become a star
yes they are
yeah be careful what your wishing for
all their dreams coming true
stars in their eyes
got their piece of the pie in the sky
dont look down as they hang on (for their lives)
they are better off dead than alive (as they drown)
in a blood river!!!