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Ah, the obligatory obsession page that seems to be on every Alan Rickman fanpage. Well, I got one too! Any contributions? email them to me here. Anyway, toi know you're obsessed with Alan Rickman when...
1. toi try to act and dress like Snape, even though you're a girl.
2. Every time toi start to type a word beginning with A ou R, toi accidentally type Alan ou Rickman.
3. Spoons hold a special meaning for you.
4. All of your conversations manage to find their way to the topic of Alan.
5. toi buy Die Hard 3 for the sole reason of owning a two seconde archive footage of Alan falling off of the building.
6. It's not enough to run one webpage dedicated to Alan Rickman. toi must have at least three.
7. Alan's fanmail agency has a special file folder labelled with your name.
8. toi spend plus money on buying Alan birthday presents than toi spend on your friend's birthdays.
9. Your Friends all look at toi whenever Alan Rickman is mentioned.
10. toi buy a season pass to Magic Mountain and spend all jour standing suivant to the roller coasters in hopes of seeing Alan drop by.
11. toi have named all of your pets Snape, Hans, Nottingham, Metatron, ou other Alan Rickman related names.
12. toi buy pets in order to name them Snape, Hans, ou Nottingham.
13. toi read the Alan Rickman biography, and don't learn anything new.
14. Rima has to call toi up whenever she needs to know something about her manfriend.
15. Your idea of a nighttime lullaby is listening to Alan Rickman narrate "The Return Of The Native."
16. toi read through the Alan Rickman filmography, even though toi know you've got it fully memorized.
17. According to you, Die Hard and Robin capuche, hotte Prince Of Thieves were tragedies.
18. toi want to get into Alan's pants, even though toi know he's technically old enough to be your grandfather.
19. toi have actually attempted some moves off of the Ways To Get Alan To Notice toi page.
20. You've read through the Alan Versus God page and agree with it wholeheartedly.
21. Your personal homepage has plus pictures and information about Alan Rickman than you.
22. Instead of decorating your school binder with Alan Rickman pictures, toi decide to decorate the school with Alan Rickman pictures.
23. toi paste an Alan Rickman picture to the ceiling above your lit so that's he's the last person toi see when toi go to sleep and first person to see when toi wake up.
24. Your movie collection is categorized into Alan Rickman movies, films of actors who have co-starred with Alan, and films influenced par Alan.
25. toi are constantly mesmerized par Alan.
26. You've read the above statement and actually get what I'm talking about.
27. toi spend upwards of a hundred and fifty bucks for the Beckett On Film DVD set, featuring a fifteen minute clip of Alan encrused with rusty green makeup and sitting in a funeral urn.
28. People ask you, "Do toi like Alan Rickman?" and you're too choked up with emotion to say anything.
29. toi can view a map of the world and correctly identify which Alan films were filmed in which cities.
30. toi declare February 21 a national holiday.
31. toi find that your daily speech consists of plus than fifty percent Alan Rickman movie quotes.
32. toi measure time par the dates of Alan movie premieres.
33. toi surf through the liste of Alan films on Amazon.com, even though you've already bought all of them.
34. toi know plus about Snape than JK Rowling does.
35. toi buy an extra DVD player, just so it can play on loop that special scene from Dark Harbor.
36. toi see copies of Truly Madly Deeply at the video store and toi get all flustered, even though toi already own three copies of that movie at home.
37. toi attend Applied Microeconomics classes at Kingston université just so Rima Horton can be your teacher, and toi can suck up to her for the purpose of getting close to her manfriend.
38. toi find out that Ms. Horton retired July 2002, and yet toi decide to take Applied Econ at Kingston anyway.
39. toi read lists like this one and wonder how in the world the Webmistress got a hold of your daily schedule.
40. People ask toi who the king of England is, and toi say, "Alan Rickman."
41. People ask toi who the wealthiest person in the world is, and toi say, "Rima Horton."
42. People ask toi to name one person off of the FBI's most wanted criminal list, and toi say, "Kevin Costner."
43. toi buy yards of velvet and rustle it around to hear if it really sounds like Alan Rickman.
44. toi officially change your birthdate so that your astrologie sign will be plus compatible with Alan's Pisces.
45. toi ditch your education and job, and déplacer to Londres to become a mailman on Alan's street.
46. Your Friends begin talking about Harry, Hermione and Ron, and toi ask them, "Wait, who are they again and are toi sure they were in that movie Severus Snape And The Sorcerer's Stone?"
47. toi buy a whole bunch of airbags and pad them around the bottoms of tall buildings, so that if Hans Gruber falls down one of them, he wouldn't have to die.
48. Your Friends refuse to take toi to showings of l’amour Actually, for fear toi might throw yourself at the screen and shout, "The collier is mine, bitch! The collier is mine!"
49. toi make your hair look like black wires, eat garlic to make your breath stinky, speak in an annoying voice, and plod heavily when toi walk, so that whenever Alan recites Shakespeare's Sonnet 130, toi know that he's referring to you.
50. toi spend plus money on stationary, stamps, and other necessities for fanmail than toi do on food.
51. toi have bartered out half of the CDs in your CD collection to buy Charlie Dore's Things Change, just so toi can hear thirty secondes of Alan Rickman listing out various types of dances.
52. It's not enough to succeed in meeting Alan Rickman outside of the stage door. Others must fail. (My, posessive, aren't we?)
53. Bruce Willis has a restraining order on you, because toi tried to kill him too many times.
54. Your first words in this world were, "I'll cut your cœur, coeur out with a spoon!"
55. toi actually know what I'm talking about when I mention Blind Corner, Wetherby, Bodas De Sangre, and Eco-Challenge Argentina.
56. toi can liste par name plus than four musique CDs (yes, that's right, four musique compact discs) that feature Alan Rickman.
57. toi actually own all of the aforementioned CDs. (These being the Help! I'm A poisson sountrack, Texas' In Demand UK single Part 1, Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells 2, and Charlie Dore's Things Change. Am I missing any? Edit: Apparently I am! Fellow Rickmaniac Stacey points out that Alan's also in RADA's When l’amour Speaks, and Victoria Wood's CD, Victoria Wood Encore.)
58. toi nearly die of shock whenever toi hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?"
59. toi nearly die of happiness whenever toi hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?" because that means less people know about him, and toi have less competition to fight against.
60. Your idea of recreation is polishing your Alan Rickman movie DVD and VHS cases.
61. Files folders in your computer include names like, "Diving Scene Screencaps Backup Set Number 5," "Photos Of Snape Action Figure," and "Alan Interviews Dec. 1989 - Jan. 1990."
62. toi have a perpetual scar across your cheek, because toi think it's cool to look like the Sheriff of Nottingham.
63. Every night toi listessly play half of a Bach duet on the piano, in hopes that Jamie will magically appear at your side with his cello.
64. toi learn to play the piano in order to accomplish the above.
65. toi can accurately draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
66. toi pride yourself on the fact that toi can draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
67. toi can correctly identify an Alan movie par the fonts used in the opening credits.
68. toi can recite whole Alan movies, word for word, from memory. Backwards.
69. Friends mention the name of any celebrity, and you're able to instantly connect that person to Alan Rickman. ("Missy Elliot? Isn't she the rapper who did a song for the movie Moulin Rouge, which starred Ewan McGregor, who was in Down With l’amour with Rene Zellwegger, who was in Bridget Jones' Diary with Colin Firth, who was in l’amour Actually with Alan Rickman?")
70. toi are not able to accomplish the above, because you've only seen Alan Rickman movies, and films like Moulin Rouge, which does not étoile, star your man, are below your radar.
71. Your Internet gets disconnected, but toi can still access all of the Alan Rickman fansites offline.
72. toi are the auteur of over fifty percent of all Alan fansites on the web.
73. Other fans boast they can recite Alan Rickman's filmography, but toi only laugh in their face, because toi believe such knowledge is like water and air, and saying toi can recite Alan's filmography is like saying toi can recite the alphabet.
74. Alan's bedroom window has an imprint of your face on it, because every evening toi press your face to the window to watch him sleep. (Okay, that's just creepy.)
75. Alan has used up a whole Sharpie signing autographs for you.
76. toi have enough Alan autographs to fond d’écran up your room.
77. toi read lists like these and get depressed, because toi haven't done two ou three of these things, and toi feel unworthy of being a fan.
78. For your Potions, I mean, Chemistry teacher's birthday, toi buy him plastic surgery so that he can look like Professor Snape. If your Chem teacher is a woman, toi buy her a sex change along with the plastic surgery.
79. toi learn how to tango just in case one jour toi and Alan should be at the same social function where there is dancing. (Contributed par S_k. Thanks!)
80. toi hand out pics of Alan to your female colleagues in order to convert them to him. (Numbers 80 to 84 are contributed par Simone! And they are based on her experiences too! Thanks so much!)
81. toi plan "Delaford picnics" with your newly converted colleagues. Your colleagues look puzzled when you're wearing anything else than black.
82. Your colleagues grin knowingly when toi say you're off to the cellar.
83. Your hairdresser knows that toi want your hair dyed "as black as Severus's". While your hairdresser is putting on the color, toi fantasize that it's Phil Allen doing your hair.
84. Your Friends have lists of words that toi associate with Alan, and they try to avoid them so toi won't talk about him. toi talk about him anyway.
85. toi make your own personal Severus Snape bedsheets so it looks like you're with him in bed. (Submitted par Eden! Thanks!)
86. toi post pictures of Alan Rickman in your bathroom.
87. Every jour toi wait forlornly in the Educational Toys section of the local hobby store in hopes that Severus Snape will "run along and play with his chemistry set."
89. toi hear Tina Turner's "Simply The Best" and immediately think Alan Rickman. (Contributed par Petra. Thanks!)
90. toi are a lesbian but are still in l’amour with Alan and dress up like Snape at Halloween for your middle school students and really, really, get into the part. (Contributed par Miss Houde. Thanks!)
91. toi can tell where in the credits Alan Rickman's name comes up simply par hearing the musique that overlays the credits.(Contributed par Mystic Song. Thanks!)
92. You've listened to the song "Intelligence" plus than 10 times, even though it makes toi want to stab your own eardrums out with a dull pencil. Because a true Rickmaniac goes above and beyond obsessed...(Contributed par Dominique. Thanks!)
93. When your friend is surfing the web at her house and toi see an ad with a house and words across the bottom that say, "Shop For A Loan," and toi literally jump because for a moment toi think it says, "Shop For Alan." (Contributed par Satai. Thanks!)
94. When toi go out with a dit friend and toi start silently counting the minutes until toi can get back accueil to the computer and come back to "The Slightly Weird Alan Rickman Fansite For Slightly Weird Fans." (Contributed par Satai. I'm glad the site is such a positive influence on your social life! Woot!)
95. toi download Marvin The Robot (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy) screensaver. Just to hear Alan telling toi how depressed he is and that toi can't make him feel better. Then start thinking about how toi could make him feel better. (Contributed par Simone. Thanks!)
96. toi start dating a aléatoire guy named Alan just so toi can say that name to someone who's kissed toi before. (Contributed par Snapie666. Thanks!)
97. toi send an email to Rima using your Political Science Major to ask her questions, only hoping that the two of toi will hit it off and suivant time you're in Londres toi get to have dîner with her and Alan. (Contributed par Alan Rocks My Socks. Thanks!)
found here:
link
Ah, the obligatory obsession page that seems to be on every Alan Rickman fanpage. Well, I got one too! Any contributions? email them to me here. Anyway, toi know you're obsessed with Alan Rickman when...
1. toi try to act and dress like Snape, even though you're a girl.
2. Every time toi start to type a word beginning with A ou R, toi accidentally type Alan ou Rickman.
3. Spoons hold a special meaning for you.
4. All of your conversations manage to find their way to the topic of Alan.
5. toi buy Die Hard 3 for the sole reason of owning a two seconde archive footage of Alan falling off of the building.
6. It's not enough to run one webpage dedicated to Alan Rickman. toi must have at least three.
7. Alan's fanmail agency has a special file folder labelled with your name.
8. toi spend plus money on buying Alan birthday presents than toi spend on your friend's birthdays.
9. Your Friends all look at toi whenever Alan Rickman is mentioned.
10. toi buy a season pass to Magic Mountain and spend all jour standing suivant to the roller coasters in hopes of seeing Alan drop by.
11. toi have named all of your pets Snape, Hans, Nottingham, Metatron, ou other Alan Rickman related names.
12. toi buy pets in order to name them Snape, Hans, ou Nottingham.
13. toi read the Alan Rickman biography, and don't learn anything new.
14. Rima has to call toi up whenever she needs to know something about her manfriend.
15. Your idea of a nighttime lullaby is listening to Alan Rickman narrate "The Return Of The Native."
16. toi read through the Alan Rickman filmography, even though toi know you've got it fully memorized.
17. According to you, Die Hard and Robin capuche, hotte Prince Of Thieves were tragedies.
18. toi want to get into Alan's pants, even though toi know he's technically old enough to be your grandfather.
19. toi have actually attempted some moves off of the Ways To Get Alan To Notice toi page.
20. You've read through the Alan Versus God page and agree with it wholeheartedly.
21. Your personal homepage has plus pictures and information about Alan Rickman than you.
22. Instead of decorating your school binder with Alan Rickman pictures, toi decide to decorate the school with Alan Rickman pictures.
23. toi paste an Alan Rickman picture to the ceiling above your lit so that's he's the last person toi see when toi go to sleep and first person to see when toi wake up.
24. Your movie collection is categorized into Alan Rickman movies, films of actors who have co-starred with Alan, and films influenced par Alan.
25. toi are constantly mesmerized par Alan.
26. You've read the above statement and actually get what I'm talking about.
27. toi spend upwards of a hundred and fifty bucks for the Beckett On Film DVD set, featuring a fifteen minute clip of Alan encrused with rusty green makeup and sitting in a funeral urn.
28. People ask you, "Do toi like Alan Rickman?" and you're too choked up with emotion to say anything.
29. toi can view a map of the world and correctly identify which Alan films were filmed in which cities.
30. toi declare February 21 a national holiday.
31. toi find that your daily speech consists of plus than fifty percent Alan Rickman movie quotes.
32. toi measure time par the dates of Alan movie premieres.
33. toi surf through the liste of Alan films on Amazon.com, even though you've already bought all of them.
34. toi know plus about Snape than JK Rowling does.
35. toi buy an extra DVD player, just so it can play on loop that special scene from Dark Harbor.
36. toi see copies of Truly Madly Deeply at the video store and toi get all flustered, even though toi already own three copies of that movie at home.
37. toi attend Applied Microeconomics classes at Kingston université just so Rima Horton can be your teacher, and toi can suck up to her for the purpose of getting close to her manfriend.
38. toi find out that Ms. Horton retired July 2002, and yet toi decide to take Applied Econ at Kingston anyway.
39. toi read lists like this one and wonder how in the world the Webmistress got a hold of your daily schedule.
40. People ask toi who the king of England is, and toi say, "Alan Rickman."
41. People ask toi who the wealthiest person in the world is, and toi say, "Rima Horton."
42. People ask toi to name one person off of the FBI's most wanted criminal list, and toi say, "Kevin Costner."
43. toi buy yards of velvet and rustle it around to hear if it really sounds like Alan Rickman.
44. toi officially change your birthdate so that your astrologie sign will be plus compatible with Alan's Pisces.
45. toi ditch your education and job, and déplacer to Londres to become a mailman on Alan's street.
46. Your Friends begin talking about Harry, Hermione and Ron, and toi ask them, "Wait, who are they again and are toi sure they were in that movie Severus Snape And The Sorcerer's Stone?"
47. toi buy a whole bunch of airbags and pad them around the bottoms of tall buildings, so that if Hans Gruber falls down one of them, he wouldn't have to die.
48. Your Friends refuse to take toi to showings of l’amour Actually, for fear toi might throw yourself at the screen and shout, "The collier is mine, bitch! The collier is mine!"
49. toi make your hair look like black wires, eat garlic to make your breath stinky, speak in an annoying voice, and plod heavily when toi walk, so that whenever Alan recites Shakespeare's Sonnet 130, toi know that he's referring to you.
50. toi spend plus money on stationary, stamps, and other necessities for fanmail than toi do on food.
51. toi have bartered out half of the CDs in your CD collection to buy Charlie Dore's Things Change, just so toi can hear thirty secondes of Alan Rickman listing out various types of dances.
52. It's not enough to succeed in meeting Alan Rickman outside of the stage door. Others must fail. (My, posessive, aren't we?)
53. Bruce Willis has a restraining order on you, because toi tried to kill him too many times.
54. Your first words in this world were, "I'll cut your cœur, coeur out with a spoon!"
55. toi actually know what I'm talking about when I mention Blind Corner, Wetherby, Bodas De Sangre, and Eco-Challenge Argentina.
56. toi can liste par name plus than four musique CDs (yes, that's right, four musique compact discs) that feature Alan Rickman.
57. toi actually own all of the aforementioned CDs. (These being the Help! I'm A poisson sountrack, Texas' In Demand UK single Part 1, Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells 2, and Charlie Dore's Things Change. Am I missing any? Edit: Apparently I am! Fellow Rickmaniac Stacey points out that Alan's also in RADA's When l’amour Speaks, and Victoria Wood's CD, Victoria Wood Encore.)
58. toi nearly die of shock whenever toi hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?"
59. toi nearly die of happiness whenever toi hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?" because that means less people know about him, and toi have less competition to fight against.
60. Your idea of recreation is polishing your Alan Rickman movie DVD and VHS cases.
61. Files folders in your computer include names like, "Diving Scene Screencaps Backup Set Number 5," "Photos Of Snape Action Figure," and "Alan Interviews Dec. 1989 - Jan. 1990."
62. toi have a perpetual scar across your cheek, because toi think it's cool to look like the Sheriff of Nottingham.
63. Every night toi listessly play half of a Bach duet on the piano, in hopes that Jamie will magically appear at your side with his cello.
64. toi learn to play the piano in order to accomplish the above.
65. toi can accurately draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
66. toi pride yourself on the fact that toi can draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
67. toi can correctly identify an Alan movie par the fonts used in the opening credits.
68. toi can recite whole Alan movies, word for word, from memory. Backwards.
69. Friends mention the name of any celebrity, and you're able to instantly connect that person to Alan Rickman. ("Missy Elliot? Isn't she the rapper who did a song for the movie Moulin Rouge, which starred Ewan McGregor, who was in Down With l’amour with Rene Zellwegger, who was in Bridget Jones' Diary with Colin Firth, who was in l’amour Actually with Alan Rickman?")
70. toi are not able to accomplish the above, because you've only seen Alan Rickman movies, and films like Moulin Rouge, which does not étoile, star your man, are below your radar.
71. Your Internet gets disconnected, but toi can still access all of the Alan Rickman fansites offline.
72. toi are the auteur of over fifty percent of all Alan fansites on the web.
73. Other fans boast they can recite Alan Rickman's filmography, but toi only laugh in their face, because toi believe such knowledge is like water and air, and saying toi can recite Alan's filmography is like saying toi can recite the alphabet.
74. Alan's bedroom window has an imprint of your face on it, because every evening toi press your face to the window to watch him sleep. (Okay, that's just creepy.)
75. Alan has used up a whole Sharpie signing autographs for you.
76. toi have enough Alan autographs to fond d’écran up your room.
77. toi read lists like these and get depressed, because toi haven't done two ou three of these things, and toi feel unworthy of being a fan.
78. For your Potions, I mean, Chemistry teacher's birthday, toi buy him plastic surgery so that he can look like Professor Snape. If your Chem teacher is a woman, toi buy her a sex change along with the plastic surgery.
79. toi learn how to tango just in case one jour toi and Alan should be at the same social function where there is dancing. (Contributed par S_k. Thanks!)
80. toi hand out pics of Alan to your female colleagues in order to convert them to him. (Numbers 80 to 84 are contributed par Simone! And they are based on her experiences too! Thanks so much!)
81. toi plan "Delaford picnics" with your newly converted colleagues. Your colleagues look puzzled when you're wearing anything else than black.
82. Your colleagues grin knowingly when toi say you're off to the cellar.
83. Your hairdresser knows that toi want your hair dyed "as black as Severus's". While your hairdresser is putting on the color, toi fantasize that it's Phil Allen doing your hair.
84. Your Friends have lists of words that toi associate with Alan, and they try to avoid them so toi won't talk about him. toi talk about him anyway.
85. toi make your own personal Severus Snape bedsheets so it looks like you're with him in bed. (Submitted par Eden! Thanks!)
86. toi post pictures of Alan Rickman in your bathroom.
87. Every jour toi wait forlornly in the Educational Toys section of the local hobby store in hopes that Severus Snape will "run along and play with his chemistry set."
89. toi hear Tina Turner's "Simply The Best" and immediately think Alan Rickman. (Contributed par Petra. Thanks!)
90. toi are a lesbian but are still in l’amour with Alan and dress up like Snape at Halloween for your middle school students and really, really, get into the part. (Contributed par Miss Houde. Thanks!)
91. toi can tell where in the credits Alan Rickman's name comes up simply par hearing the musique that overlays the credits.(Contributed par Mystic Song. Thanks!)
92. You've listened to the song "Intelligence" plus than 10 times, even though it makes toi want to stab your own eardrums out with a dull pencil. Because a true Rickmaniac goes above and beyond obsessed...(Contributed par Dominique. Thanks!)
93. When your friend is surfing the web at her house and toi see an ad with a house and words across the bottom that say, "Shop For A Loan," and toi literally jump because for a moment toi think it says, "Shop For Alan." (Contributed par Satai. Thanks!)
94. When toi go out with a dit friend and toi start silently counting the minutes until toi can get back accueil to the computer and come back to "The Slightly Weird Alan Rickman Fansite For Slightly Weird Fans." (Contributed par Satai. I'm glad the site is such a positive influence on your social life! Woot!)
95. toi download Marvin The Robot (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy) screensaver. Just to hear Alan telling toi how depressed he is and that toi can't make him feel better. Then start thinking about how toi could make him feel better. (Contributed par Simone. Thanks!)
96. toi start dating a aléatoire guy named Alan just so toi can say that name to someone who's kissed toi before. (Contributed par Snapie666. Thanks!)
97. toi send an email to Rima using your Political Science Major to ask her questions, only hoping that the two of toi will hit it off and suivant time you're in Londres toi get to have dîner with her and Alan. (Contributed par Alan Rocks My Socks. Thanks!)
