Get up to speed on ‘Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.’ with our rhyming recap! 

Get up to speed on ‘Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.’ with our rhyming recap!

Clear away the cobwebs and get up to speed on the intricate events of

Our story began with an agent named Phil

He’s fresh from Tahiti, that “magical place.”

And young Fitz and Simmons would handle the science.

Was a sassy young hacker known only as Skye

And though we’re still missing her origin story

The group slowly bonded through various threats

And though May and Ward started knocking their boots

It seemed that the team had begun to grow roots.

Could he really survive such a gory attack?

So Raina – who’s totally crazy for flowers

(And seems to think she has some overdue powers)

But though it saved Skye, Agent C remained wary

Coulson thought they might just be in the clear

Coulson and crew hadn’t seen NOTHING yet.

- That HYDRA had hidden in SHIELD from its youth -

Ward credits Garrett with making him strong

He does what he says, if it’s right or it’s wrong

There’s backstory there, but it’s still sorta foggy

Suffice it to say, we think Ward shot his doggy.

When Coulson and co were informed of this twist

We’ll put it like this: They were mildly pissed

They focused that fury to hatch a new plot

With SHIELD resurrected, and Ward… you know, not.

When Garrett gave orders, Ward didn’t complain

They rigged an explosion with no time to spare

(Remember, this thing is a dang Whedon show!)

Not knowing what happened to Fitz’s poor brain.

And Deathlok went dancing on Garrett’s dumb face.

Coulson himself will raise S.H.I.E.L.D. from the dead.

She said that she’d found what he’d been looking for

Though 20 years past, he’d started a slaughter

Raina has located Skye – Drippy’s daughter!

And slowly – and scarily – started to draw.

But what does it mean? Well, bring on season 2!

At 9:00 p.m. eastern – make sure you remember!

What are you most excited to see on ‘Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.’ season 2?

I wasn’t going to read this, because I didn’t think I needed a recap…but you had me at rhyme, and this was amazing. Have I missed these for other shows? I think I need these in my life more.

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