James Brennan: Satin lives.
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Mike Connell: Hey, James... toi still have anymore of those baby joints?
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Joel: [after getting hit in the head with a corn-dog] That was a whole corndog!
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Tommy Frigo: James, don't get all drunk and fall asleep ou anything.
James Brennan: Why not?
Tommy Frigo: Because I'll jack off on your face.
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James Brennan: Yeah, Frigo was my best friend. Then, I turned four.
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Em Lewin: [to James, after he has been punched in the balls par Frigo] What the hell was that?
James Brennan: It's just my life.
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Eric: Fuck this weed is good.
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Joel: [playing arcade game] Two options: I can play it safe, pick them off from back here, ou I can rush into the breach pistolets a blazing, make a run to the cortex and... bombs away!
[sound of beating a level]
Joel: "Audentes Fortunas Juvat", Fortune Favors the Bold. Virgil a dit that.
Em Lewin: I'm sure Virgil had Bionic Mutant in mind.
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Em Lewin: [after her stepmom tells her to apologize to her] I don't owe toi shit
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Joel: What's the point of being a writer ou an artist anyway? Herman Melville wrote fuckin' Moby Dick, he was so poor and forgot par the time he died that in his obituary they called him Henry Melville. toi know, like why bother? They're just going to forget our fuckin' names anyway. I heard Em went back to New York.
James Brennan: I wish it didn't end like that, I should've - I don't know.
[Beat]
James Brennan: Your Herman Melville story that - that's bullshit.
Joel: It's true, they called him Henry.
James Brennan: No, I mean, he wrote a seven-hundred page allegorical novel about the whaling industry. I think he was a pretty passionate guy, Joel. I hope they call me Henry when I die, too.
Joel: One can only hope
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James Brennan: [Falco's Rock Me Amadeus song is played once again at the amusement park] Jésus Fucking Christ! They play this song like 20 times a day!
Joel: Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists!
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[last lines]
James Brennan: Are we doing this?
Em Lewin: Yeah, I think we are.
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Guest: I l’amour what you've done with the house.
Francy: Thank you.
Mr. Lewin: It's clean.
Em Lewin: I thought the house was a lot nicer the way my mum used to have it, it's pretty barfirific if toi ask me.
Francy: Is that some kind of joke Emily?
Em Lewin: No, it's not.
Francy: I think toi own me an apology right now.
Em Lewin: I don't owe toi shit.
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James Brennan: I think somebody was trying to write "Satan Lives" on that mur but they spelled it "Satin Lives".
Em Lewin: One of those textile worshiping cults no doubt.
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Joel: We pay little Malaysian kids 10 cents a jour to make these toys, we can't just *give* them away.
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Joel: [looking at poisson bowls] A little plus than 40% of these poisson are dead.
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Sue O'Malley: What are toi majoring in?
Joel: Russian literature and Slavic languages.
Sue O'Malley: Oh wow, that's pretty interesting. What career track is that?
Joel: Cabby, hot dog vendor, Marijuana delivery guy. The world is my oyster.
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Sue O'Malley: [drunk, helped to her feet par Joel] You're so strong-ish.
Joel: I'll take that.
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Em Lewin: [yelling at Sue] toi know toi don't deserve to rendez-vous amoureux, date Joel. You're an anti-Semitic asshole, what do toi like hate gay people too? Do toi support apartheid?
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Park customer: [throws ball at dummy's hat, nothing happens] I hit that thing dead on!
Joel: Yet he still retains his chapeau.
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Em Lewin: [to James] Can toi stop saying "intercourse"?
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Bobby: Brennan, toi been toking up?
James Brennan: What?
Bobby: toi been drinking drugs?
James Brennan: [nervously] No.
Paulette: Your eyes are red. Have toi been crying?
James Brennan: Yea, maybe like a little bit.
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Sue O'Malley: [turning down a rendez-vous amoureux, date from Joel] He told my parents. We're Catholic. He told my parents that you're Jewish.
Joel: Oh, but I'm an atheist, maybe plus of a pragmatic nihilist I guess ou an existential pagan if toi will...
Sue O'Malley: Yeah, yeah um, but my parents are really strict. Sorry.
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Bobby: Hey, litterbug! In the clown mouth!
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James Brennan: I am amazed at how tiny my paycheck is.
Joel: We are doing the work of lazy, pathetic morons.
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James Brennan: My theory is toi can't just avoid everybody toi screw up with. toi can trust me on that because I'm a New Yorker.
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Mike Connell: Hey, James... toi still have anymore of those baby joints?
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Joel: [after getting hit in the head with a corn-dog] That was a whole corndog!
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Tommy Frigo: James, don't get all drunk and fall asleep ou anything.
James Brennan: Why not?
Tommy Frigo: Because I'll jack off on your face.
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James Brennan: Yeah, Frigo was my best friend. Then, I turned four.
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Em Lewin: [to James, after he has been punched in the balls par Frigo] What the hell was that?
James Brennan: It's just my life.
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Eric: Fuck this weed is good.
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Joel: [playing arcade game] Two options: I can play it safe, pick them off from back here, ou I can rush into the breach pistolets a blazing, make a run to the cortex and... bombs away!
[sound of beating a level]
Joel: "Audentes Fortunas Juvat", Fortune Favors the Bold. Virgil a dit that.
Em Lewin: I'm sure Virgil had Bionic Mutant in mind.
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Em Lewin: [after her stepmom tells her to apologize to her] I don't owe toi shit
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Joel: What's the point of being a writer ou an artist anyway? Herman Melville wrote fuckin' Moby Dick, he was so poor and forgot par the time he died that in his obituary they called him Henry Melville. toi know, like why bother? They're just going to forget our fuckin' names anyway. I heard Em went back to New York.
James Brennan: I wish it didn't end like that, I should've - I don't know.
[Beat]
James Brennan: Your Herman Melville story that - that's bullshit.
Joel: It's true, they called him Henry.
James Brennan: No, I mean, he wrote a seven-hundred page allegorical novel about the whaling industry. I think he was a pretty passionate guy, Joel. I hope they call me Henry when I die, too.
Joel: One can only hope
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James Brennan: [Falco's Rock Me Amadeus song is played once again at the amusement park] Jésus Fucking Christ! They play this song like 20 times a day!
Joel: Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists!
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[last lines]
James Brennan: Are we doing this?
Em Lewin: Yeah, I think we are.
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Guest: I l’amour what you've done with the house.
Francy: Thank you.
Mr. Lewin: It's clean.
Em Lewin: I thought the house was a lot nicer the way my mum used to have it, it's pretty barfirific if toi ask me.
Francy: Is that some kind of joke Emily?
Em Lewin: No, it's not.
Francy: I think toi own me an apology right now.
Em Lewin: I don't owe toi shit.
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James Brennan: I think somebody was trying to write "Satan Lives" on that mur but they spelled it "Satin Lives".
Em Lewin: One of those textile worshiping cults no doubt.
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Joel: We pay little Malaysian kids 10 cents a jour to make these toys, we can't just *give* them away.
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Joel: [looking at poisson bowls] A little plus than 40% of these poisson are dead.
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Sue O'Malley: What are toi majoring in?
Joel: Russian literature and Slavic languages.
Sue O'Malley: Oh wow, that's pretty interesting. What career track is that?
Joel: Cabby, hot dog vendor, Marijuana delivery guy. The world is my oyster.
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Sue O'Malley: [drunk, helped to her feet par Joel] You're so strong-ish.
Joel: I'll take that.
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Em Lewin: [yelling at Sue] toi know toi don't deserve to rendez-vous amoureux, date Joel. You're an anti-Semitic asshole, what do toi like hate gay people too? Do toi support apartheid?
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Park customer: [throws ball at dummy's hat, nothing happens] I hit that thing dead on!
Joel: Yet he still retains his chapeau.
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Em Lewin: [to James] Can toi stop saying "intercourse"?
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Bobby: Brennan, toi been toking up?
James Brennan: What?
Bobby: toi been drinking drugs?
James Brennan: [nervously] No.
Paulette: Your eyes are red. Have toi been crying?
James Brennan: Yea, maybe like a little bit.
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Sue O'Malley: [turning down a rendez-vous amoureux, date from Joel] He told my parents. We're Catholic. He told my parents that you're Jewish.
Joel: Oh, but I'm an atheist, maybe plus of a pragmatic nihilist I guess ou an existential pagan if toi will...
Sue O'Malley: Yeah, yeah um, but my parents are really strict. Sorry.
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Bobby: Hey, litterbug! In the clown mouth!
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James Brennan: I am amazed at how tiny my paycheck is.
Joel: We are doing the work of lazy, pathetic morons.
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James Brennan: My theory is toi can't just avoid everybody toi screw up with. toi can trust me on that because I'm a New Yorker.