HARRISON FORD - HILARIOUS INTERVIEW

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Here's what I have so far, for a REAL walking dead spoof..

posted by Canada24

A car is violently flipped over.

"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.

"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.

However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.

"Oh nooo... He's been shot because par the criminals" Shane called out nervously.

Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.

"By the way. If toi die ou fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice a dit as it was fading away.

AT THE HOSPITAL

The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.

"What toi do doing!?" Shane cried.

"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first coup de poing knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.

Stay tuned for more..

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Jojo-nuary: Ranking of Stands in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean

posted by windwakerguy43

(Notice: All Jojo-nuary articles will be released on Tuesdays and Thursdays. If I made an article everyday throughout January, I’d just be exhausted)

Well, I already did the Stands for Vento Aureo last week, so I guess now is a better time than any to get started on the suivant part of Jojo, Stone Ocean. Now, Stone Ocean was a part that as very… mixed for Jojo fans. Many enjoyed the main Jojo, Jolyne, the main villain of this part, Enrico Pucci, and the story it had for it, but it seemed to have lacked in creative Stands. It’s like a reverse Vento Aureo, a part with amazing Stands, but weak...

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Windwakerguy430's haut, retour au début Ten Non-Horror Games To Play on Halloween

posted by windwakerguy43

When the an of scares comes around, everyone is always looking for something that can give them a good old fashioned scare. From lire livres of vampires and the undead, to watching films of aliens and serial killers. And then there are those that play video games around this time, experiencing the horror from a different perspective. Games like Resident Evil, Silent Hill, and Fatal Frame… But anyone can tell toi that Halloween is all about fear. It’s an important part of Halloween, yes, but there is plus to it than that. It’s the feeling of using this to your advantage, the changing...

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Windwakerguy430's haut, retour au début 15 favori Video Game Characters

posted by windwakerguy43

Video game characters. There are THOUSANDS of them. Some are funny, some are annoying, some are great, and others… not so much (Makarov) But, then comes along those video game characters. The ones that are so well written, and so perfectly executed, that toi want to see plus of these characters. And so, today, I am going to liste my haut, retour au début ten- no- haut, retour au début Fifteen of my favori video game characters. Now, a few rules before we begin. Only one game per franchise, and only from games that I have played. Lastly, I will be spoiling all of these games (Persona 4, Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, Trauma Team,...

The haut, retour au début 100 - #29: Super Mario Galaxy

posted by windwakerguy43

Well, been a while since we talked about this fat Italian plumber. What was it, back in the 90s of this liste we talked about 3D Land, and only now, we’re discussing another game? Well, whatever, it’s still a beloved game regardless.
In this installment of the franchise, Mario goes from the champignon Kingdom to l’espace itself, and must collect stars in order to unlock new levels all with the help of Rosalina and her group of Lumas, small étoile, star creatures that treat her like a mother. While this isn’t my favori of the Mario games and Super Mario Galaxy 2 was just an global, ensemble conundrum...

Les Super Nanas

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Corner of Horror - Episode 65 - Disturbing Things Volume 3

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(This article contains disturbing visuals, disturbing themes, extreme and graphic violence, blood and gore, and mature subjects. toi have been warned)

There are many disturbing things out there in the world, with each one being something haunting for their own reasons. Some people see things as being disturbing for different reasons than others, but we can all agree that there are some haunting things out there, that scare us plus than anything that a game ou a movie could do, due to how psychologically damaging they are to those who watch them. So, today, I am going to share with toi another...

Corner of Horror - Episode 46 - Don't Breath (Day 16 of October Movie Marathon)

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When I saw the trailer for this movie back in the summer, I gotta say, I was excited. But I was also expecting disappointment, since Hollywood has a habit of disappointing me. But, surprisingly enough, this movie was awesome. Now, originally, I was going to review Halloween 3 instead of this movie, but I just had to talk about. So for all of toi who badly wanted that Halloween 3 review, here is is in short. It has witchcraft and no Myers. It’s different, so it sucks (Seriously though, it is not a good movie). Now, with that out of the way, let’s talk about the clearly better movie, Don’t...

Corner of Horror - Episode 38 - The Devil's Rejects (Day 8 of October Movie Marathon)

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Another Rob Zombie movie I have watched, and another one that people are mixed about. I’ve a dit before that I known Zombie plus for his films rather than his music, and this is one of the films I remember my brother telling me he loved. I didn’t know what I’d think of it. I do remember some people finding it too disgusting for them. Then again, I did have a soft spot for some of Zombie’s other movies, like El Superbeasto, so maybe this could be one of his shining gems… ou it could turn out like his Halloween movie, and we all know that’s not good. Anyway, today, we are going to...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 31 - Nightmare on Elm rue (Day 1 of October Movie Marathon)

posted by windwakerguy43

Art by SeantheHedgehog

Well, let’s start off the first movie to review for the Halloween season. I’m just gonna pick up one at aléatoire and see what I get first. It can range from being a really good movie, to a really… REALLY horrible one. I just hope that I can do this all without burning out par the end of the month. So, let us take a look at our first movie. That being the very classic slasher film par horror movie legend, Wes Craven. That movie is none other than Scream… Nah, just kidding. It’s Nightmare on Elm Street.

Oh man, has it been such a long time. Nightmare on Elm rue follows the small...

Decided to post all MASTER SWORD's focus episodes

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SEASON 1 Episode 10:

Saten: Your dating Master Sword!?

Derpy: What's the big deal?

Saten: He's nuts. Don't toi remember when I first met him.

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CUTAWAY:

Saten: (a an ou two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?

Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)

Saten: (starting going in).

Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.

Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-

Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought toi were the mafia.

Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.

Sword:...

Windwakerguy430's haut, retour au début 100 favori films

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100: Repo! The Genetic Opera

99: The Room
98: Monsters, Inc.
97: Cloverfield
96: Adventures of Tintin
95: Hobo with a Shotgun
94: Watchmen
93: Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
92: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
91: Caroline
90: Army of Darkness

89: Kick-Ass
88: Despicable Me
87: Zombieland
86: Land of the Dead
85: Goldeneye
84: District 9
83: Monster House
82: Tropic Thunder
81: King Kong
80: American Psycho

79: Dawn of the Dead
78: The Thing
77: Beauty and the Beast
76: The Road to El Dorado
75: Inglorious Bastards
74: Cast Away
73: The Incredibles
72: The Corpse Bride
71: Lemony Snicket’s Series of...

Original Stories: Bury Me When I'm Dead

posted by windwakerguy43

~Story~

The story follows Benedict, a young aged man who is sent to Purgatory, which looks like a simple 1960’s town, but with dead souls who resemble the deaths they faced. Benedict is soon met with Death, a simple entrepreneur who is unable to find out anything about Benedict, and can not find out if he is meant to go to Heaven ou Hell. However, Death asks Benedict to try and do some good in Purgatory. However, the downside is, unlike earth, Purgatory is not at all safe, as people could be plucked out of it immediately par either an Angel ou a demon, and that it is also accueil to the Seven...

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Windwakerguy430's haut, retour au début Ten Things In Games That Scared Me As A Kid

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Now, I was always a gamer. Even when I was 7. However, I wasn’t as Rebelle while playing games as I am now when I was 7. So, toi can imagine that their were a lot of terrifying things. So, I am going to tell toi all the things in games that scared me as a kid. Now, these are all going to be games I played when I was only 7. So, I am not going to put any of the horror games on this list. Also, no Giygas, ou Mimi, because those would be too obvious. Sorry. And with all that said, lets start the list

Boulders

#10: Boulders from Crash Bandicoot - Yes, that’s right, I was such a wuss back...

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 2

posted by windwakerguy43

Chuck: (Sitting in room, with TV on)
Anchorman: And, in a turn of events, some serious shit went down in Fortune City. And I mean SHIT! Like "Holy crap, dozens of people are dying and no one is doing a damn thing" kind of shit. We will go to our field reporter, Rebecca Chan, who has plus on this crazy shit.
Rebecca: It is revealed that the zombies were released par someone, as an act of terrorism. The following video shows a man who we can not see his face at all, but, for story reasons, we will just assume its Chuck Greene.
Chuck: Oh, they a dit my name again. Man, I am real populaire today.
Rebecca:...

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What's Your Take - article 95 - Five Nights At Fred- HOLY S**T

posted by windwakerguy43

Now, I have played lots of horror games on the internet. There was Slender: The Arrival with its jump scares and Corpse Party with its psychological horror. But there is a game that mixes both of these together. That game is Five Nights at Freddy's.
Now, this game, is horrifying. And for once, in a good way. It has a lot of good backstory, and the plot is neat, and the actual gameplay is well done. But what really amazed me was the horror of the game. It has both jump scares and psychological horror. I won't talk about the jump scares much, but plus of the psychological horror, as the animatronics...

What's Your Take - article 54 - Half Life: Full (Of Crap) Consequences

posted by windwakerguy43

Okay... This fanfic is so bad and so poorly written... That its just funny. The fanfic I am talking about, is Half Life: Full Life Consequences.
Believe of ou not.... Okay, no one, not even myself, believes this, but Gordon Freeman actually has relatives. He has a dad named Henry and a brother named John. This fan fiction is all about how Henry saved a city with his son. Sounds promising, so how could they fuck it up... Well, how about some of the worst spelling and grammar in the entire world. I swear, its as if this fanfiction was written par a first grader. In fact, I should just montrer you...

The haut, retour au début 100 - #45: Skullgirls

posted by windwakerguy43

It doesn’t take a lot to get my interest in some games. One of the most likely things that can sell me on a game is how good the art is. And it’s real damn good to see a game that has been carefully drawn, picture par picture, all to get down the perfect animation. And no game has ever gotten that style of hand drawn animation for each character like the classic Skullgirls.
Skullgirls is one of my favori fighting games out there simply for hte style, but I like it for other reasons too, of course. Skullgirls takes place in a sort of 1930s esque city, where a fabled McGuffin known...

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MACK Part One: Blue Moon

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~Part 1: Blue Moon~

(A silent night, snow falling from the sky, as a man walked down an alleyway. There was no sound. Nothing but the noises of someone running and panting, almost screaming. The running stopped, but the screaming was only plus frequent, as the mysterious man at the end of the alley walked into the frame, blocking path. In his hand, a tommy gun, with a drum at the side, held in his right hand, before lifting it into both hands. The figure screamed and panicked, trying to find an escape, but to no avail. It was only when the gun was fired did any light shine on the figure. A dirty,...

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Death Note: The Re-Bridged Trailer

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Narrator: Are toi looking for a dark, edgy, and serious anime. Well than get the hell out of here, because Death Note: The Re-Bridged is not for you. This time, we got plus suspense.
L: Should I add one sugar cube, ou two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got plus action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, ou you’re cul, ass is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
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Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! ou don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.