étoile, star Wars: Battlefront II - Rebel Alliance voice clips

(Light appears from ocean)
King of Red Lions: Here it is, the portal to the sacred realm
Link: Are toi sure it isn't hell
King of Red Lions: Of course not..... Except for the fact that this sacred realm only has Dubstep. I hate dubstep. But, it does hold the sacred saber, so head to get the sacred saber stuck in the sacred plinth in the sacred realm
Link: What makes this place so sacred, exactly
King of Red Lions: I......... Don't know. Just go and get the sword
Link: Fine
(Link and King of Red Lions go into ocean)

(Link and King of Red Lions rise from ocean)
King of Red Lions: There, are toi okay Link...

King of Red Lions: Ah, here we are. Forest Haven
Link: If its a haven, then why is there a temple that is possibly filled with demonic hellspawns
King Red of Lions: ........................................... Anyway, just go and meet the Great Deku Tree
Link: Wait, didn't that guy die in the past games
King of Red Lions: Yeah, but were in a different game, so its okay
Link: Oh okay

Link: Okay, so where is this giant tree
Great Deku Tree: Oh, hello there, good sir
Link: Who are you
Great Deku Tree: I am the Great Deku Tree....... obviously. I am the only arbre in the world with a face
Link: So, where is...

Link: (Wakes up) Ow, sweet Jésus that sucked
???: Ah, good to see your awake
Link: Who a dit that? Are toi a ghost
???: No (Boat turns its head towards Link) It is I. The King of Red Lions. Your new sidekick
Link: AHHHHHH
King of Red Lions: Did I startle you
Link: Well yes
King of Red Lions: I guess its the fact that I can talk
Link: No
King of Red Lions: Well, it happens a lo- Wait, no?
Link: Yeah. I was startled that toi weren't annoying. I mean, most sidekicks are like this
Navi: salut LISTEN salut LISTEN
Link: ou this
Kebora Gebora: If toi are ever lost, look at your map. Now stay there while I tell you...

Tetra: So, now that we are here, are toi ready to go on an amazing adventure to save your sister
Link: No
Tetra: Then let us- Wait, what do toi mean par no
Link: toi see, my mother used to tell me stories of a Rebelle hero who went through many hardships to save the land from evil. And I can assure you, I fucking hate the stuff he went through. He almost got killed par spiders, lizards, jellyfish monsters, ghosts, dragons, water.... Yeah, just water, zombies, witches, pigmen, tribal warriors, goats, giant fish, worms, and a scary mask, and I can assure toi I won't go on some crappy adventure
Tetra:...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - cidre fort, applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....

Well, everyone, we finally reached the 200th article. Can toi believe it. Over 199 articles and one whole an later, and we have done so much to do with this series. So, what can I do for toi guys to celebrate this 200th article and one an anniversary? Simple. I will review a movie. Yeah, crazy isn’t it. I have NEVER reviewed a movie before in this series, but, for toi guys, I am going to make the first movie review for toi guys. So, what film am I going to review for toi guys? Well, how about Where the Dead Go to Die… Oooohh…. shit. So, before I review this movie, I need to tell you...

CANNIBAL WEREWOLF

Cannibalism. It's very rare these days, not very often, do we see the event of people eating other humans, for the for strong hunger, ou simply cautiously, of what it's like. But one man, Davis Madden, is a Cannibal, and he takes pride in it. He is a very horrorible man, and is very hungry. But because Cannibalism is most likely illegal, he is usually on the run. However he eventually made a pack of cannibals, lead par him. Now they are searching around, looking for unfortunate victims. They found their way into a small village.

Joining the night, they all had knives and hatchets,...

Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the memes from the hit show, and one of my favori shows, My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.
Now, what can be a dit about this show. It's amazing. But, how did it get so many memes. Well, come along, lets find out, everypony....... I hope toi all enjoyed me saying everypony, because I am never going to say it again.
So, the montrer started in October 2010. MLP was created par Lauren Faust, mostly known for her other great works like Powerpuff Girls and Fosters accueil for Imaginary Friends, so, its no wonder why this montrer is amazing. Of course, the...

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 4: Fat Pat

Song: link

Fat Pat: *Sitting on his throne*
Shirtless Shane: *Sitting suivant to him*
Fred: *Reading a book*
Bruce: *Searching for loups on a laptop*
Fat Pat: Shane.
Shirtless Shane: Yes?
Fat Pat: How was our last shipment?
Shirtless Shane: Successful. Why sir?
Fat Pat: It was two days ago. Why haven't we been making anymore shipments?
Shirtless...

Everybody: *On their phones*

Jared: Uh, don't toi guys want to talk ou something?

Joshua: NO. PHONES ARE EVERYTHING JARED. >:)

Jared: Ok then.... o____O

Jared: Then, uh, anybody want to go outside? Play some Baseball? Anything that isn't related to pho-

Everyone: NO!

Jared: Alright then. Today is going to be FUN. -_____-

*A little while later*

Joshua: Oh no, my phones almost out of battery. Better charge it up! :D

Madison: Funny, I was going to say the same thing....

Mike: I do NOT like where this is going..... o_____O

*Everyone's phone dies out*

Mike: So Jared, how many power outlets do toi have...