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salut toi fucking guys, how the fuck do toi make a fucking piece of fucking shit thats so fucking fucked up that is is fucking terrible... Sorry about swearing so much, just that, this Creepypasta had so much swearing, it must have worn off.... I'm reviewing Conker's Worst fourrure Day..... Fucker....
So, anyway, it starts with this guy.... toi know what, before I continue, I want to count down every single cliche for a cursed game. Lets start. This guy played Conker's Bad fourrure jour when he was a kid (1) so, after watching it online, he wants to play it again (2). He goes to every full extent just to...

My God..... toi know, a Creepypasta is bound to be bad when the fucking Creepypasta takes note from the FUCKING KILL WAKER, one of the worst creepypastas I have ever read, but this one takes the fucking cake. This Creepypasta is the abomination known as Blood Whistle.
Okay, so it starts with this guy making a blog so he can play a ROM of Super MArio Bros 3.... Okay, I just want to say, how many of toi think this is going to be a cursed game creepypasta. Seriously, just take a fucking guess.
Anyway, he says that he finds the most scary thing he could ever find in the world in a treasure chest....

Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, I will be talking about the sequel to Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. That game would be Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. This game is shorter then the original, but still, in my opinion, plus fun. In this game, toi play as Link (Duh) and try to go through four temples in exactly three days before a Skull Kid, possessed par Majora's Mask, destroys the city of Termina with the moon. Now, what makes this game real fun are the bosses. Lets take a look at them. Also, I will be including mini-bosses, since they also have a cutscene, unlike the ones...

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S.B: *Watching Derek repair his Mondeo* So you're still repairing that wreck. What do toi think's gonna happen when it's repaired?
Derek: It'll be perfect, just like brand new.
S.B: That's what toi a dit before I destroyed it with my basketball.
Ian: *Chanting while pulling 5 passenger cars* Take the train! Take the train! Take the train!
S.B: While Derek continues to repair his car, we're going to watch Shado! Shado! Shado!

Toydarians: *Walking towards a runway*

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Five months after the destruction of the Death Star, the Empire needed an ally. One that was strong, and capable of...

Well, we’ve gone far enough with talking about the Halo franchise on this list. As sad as it is to say, we’ve come to the final entry for the Halo franchise on this list, but I have saved the best (Debatable) for last. Having played the first two games, I was plus than excited to see what Halo 3 would do. And it blew me away (Get it? Cause Halo 2 had Breaking Benjami- Okay)
So Halo 3 follows, who else, Master Chief, as he, and now the Elites, face off what remains of the Covenant, all while Master Chief has to deal with being separated from Cortana, his partner from the précédant two...

Well what do toi know. It's almost that time. In a few days, it will be exactly five years since I first went onto this website. And let me tell you, a lot sure happened in five years. I was barely able to limb my way out of poverty, got a job, went a college, and most importantly, met new kinds of people on this website who I am, for the most part, still Friends with today. It's been a hell of a journey that I still look vers l'avant, vers l’avant to seeing plus of in the future. But, with five years coming, I think I want to do something big. Huge, even. I want to start working on something big, something that...

Well… This was something I wasn’t looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to after my break from écriture articles. Worst stories of 2017, relating to video games anyway. How bad are they. Well, funny toi should say, because they’re pretty bad. Let’s have a gay old time, and try not to hate the world too much par the end of this, shall we?

#10: Metal Gear Survive

Hey, remember when Phantom Pain was as bad as the franchise ever got? Yeah, those were simpler times. And now, Metal Gear Survive, one of the most insulting things that have ever been released. Metal Gear Solid was a franchise that I really loved, despite...

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Carter: *Listening to the music* Uh, what's happening?
Saten Twist: plus music.
Master Sword: What did toi think was going to happen?
Pete: Hello everyone, Pete Reimer here again. Now it's time for back to back episodes of talking trains. I mean, the montrer is Trainz. That's what we're watching. If they could spell the titre properly though, that would be fantastic.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run par five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the...