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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: salut everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: toi know what? We need a new intro. The one we have is too boring.
Master Sword: But we're not allowed to change it after we finish three seasons.
Tom: Then to hell with this show. I'm going to quit.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: toi were supposed to make them laugh toi idiot!
Tom: You're calling me an idiot? You're the one that got a zero on your english test!
Audience: *Stop booing, and laugh*
Tom: See? They laughed. *Looking at audience* Good ponies. Who wants a special treat?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: They aren't dogs.
Tom: Well I wish they were. I wouldn't mind being a dog. Now, for today's crossover parody, we got Welcome Back Potter.
Master Sword; It combines Harry Potter with a TV montrer from the 70's. toi probably never heard of it, but it's called Welcome Back Kotter.
Tom: Both were created par Warner Brothers, so I wouldn't be surprised if they hired assassins to kill us.
Audience: *Laughing*

Welcome Back Potter.

Starring Tom Foolery as Harry Potter
Snow Wonder as Ginny
Mortomis as Vinnie Barbarino
Cosmic arc en ciel as Freddie Washington
Master Sword as Juan Epstein
Saten Twist as Arnold Horshack
and Blaze as Severus Snape

Harry is in bed, sleeping suivant to Ginny.

Ginny: *Wakes up* Harry, it's time to go to school.
Harry: *Moaning* I don't want to go to school. I have to take a test!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ginny: You're a teacher. toi don't take tests. toi give them to students.
Harry: Who would've known that I'd be teaching at Hogwarts after graduating there ten years ago? *Gets out of bed* Ohhhhhh!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ginny: What was that?
Harry: It was my step father's noise. He'd make that noise whenever he got out of bed. I think it was because Dudley kept jumping on his stomach.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: I cannot be jouer la comédie like somepony that abused me during my childhood.
Ginny: toi also can't be late for getting to Hogwarts.
Harry: Oh right! I gotta go! *Runs to trainstation*

When he got there, he saw the brick mur between platform 9, and 10.

Harry: Platform 9, and three quarters, here we go. *Runs into brick wall, and arrives on platform 9, and three quarters* Wait a minute. Where's the bloody train?
Station Master: It's down for repairs. That's why we created the Bonerijhogr, owhetuwahryo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Looking at teleporter* toi mean a teleporter?
Station Master: No, it's the Bonerijhogr, owhetuwahryo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Who made up that name?
Station Master: I did.
Audience: *Laughing*

After going into the Bonerijhogr, owhetuwahryo-

Harry: Teleporter!

Oh, right, teleporter. Why don't we called it the Telepotter?

Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: I actually like that.

Okay, that's what we'll call it from now on. After going into the telepotter, Harry got to Hogwarts, and began teaching his class.

Harry: Okay, I see we got four new students that moved all the way here from Brooklyn. Please introduce yourselves.
Vinnie: What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: I a dit please introduce yourself to the class.
Vinnie: Where?
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Forget it, just tell me your name.
Vinnie: My name? Well toi probably know me as John Travolta..
Audience: *Laughing*
Vinnie: But my name is Vinnie Barbarino.
Audience: *Clapping*
Harry: Okay, how about your friend sitting suivant to you?
Vinnie: That's Freddie Washington.
Freddie: *Looking at Harry* Hi there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Yeah, hi there. I don't see why this is funny, because we have to learn a lot of spells, so let's have the other two transfer students introduce theirselves.
Juan: *Stands up, and faces the students* Juan Luis Pedro Fellipo De Huevos Epstein.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Would toi mind saying that slower?
Juan: What's that supposed to mean?
Harry: Forget it. *Looking at Arnold* You, introduce yourself to the class.
Arnold: Hello. I'm Arnold Horshack. *Laughs*

His laughing sounded like a horse with a soar throat.

Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Okay, now let's learn some new spells.
Vinnie: Oh, I got one. *Waving wand* Up your nose with a garden hose.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Oh no...

Harry then shouted so loud that it was heard from the moon.

Nightmare Moon: I feel your pain. I want to be heard par everypony too.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

On the suivant part of this episode, we get introduced to yet another new character. It's Astrel Sky from Darange.

Astrel Sky: images6.fanpop.com/image/answers/3589000/3589542_14133...jpg

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 3: The Third Episode To Have The Word Introduction In It

Announcer: On The Block was filmed in front of a live audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: If only they knew when to keep their f**king mouths shut!
Audience: *Laughing* salut wait a minute! He insulted us! *Booing*
Announcer: Okay, I'm sorry. Please start laughing again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Walking down street*
Master Sword: Hey, toi a dit toi were going to leave us!
Tom: I did? Well, the truth is....
Heartsong: *Playing violin*
Master Sword: *Awaiting response*
Tom: I can never leave toi guys. You're my best friends.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
Master Sword: Well, I already knew that. Let's déplacer onto the jokes, huh?
Tom: What jokes? We've been running low on them ever since Saten Twist tried getting plus ponies to live here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well at least we got a new pony. Everypony, meet Astrel Sky.
Audience: *Clapping*
Astrel Sky: Hi! Do toi like hearing ponies imitate other ponies?
Audience: Yeah!
Astrel Sky: *Sounding exactly like Roger Moore* Than, I believe toi will enjoy the ones I have for you.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Astrel Sky: Here's one I made for Pinkie Pie. *Sounding exactly like Pinkie Pie* The plus parties we have here, the better! Today Equestria, tomorrow. *Talks like Pinkie Pie with a German accent* Germaneigh! They have good chocolat there. It's so wunderbar!
Audience: *Laughing*
Astrel Sky: One more. *Sounding like Bulk Biceps* YEEAH!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Master Sword: Thank you. For our suivant part of this episode, I get to do my favori thing in this show. Dress up as a Corporal in the Wildwest, and beat up the bugler!
Tom: And I get a special somepony!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

And introducing new characters

Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading telegram*
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: What have toi got there?
Sargent O' Rourke: It's a telegram.
Corporal Agarn: What does it say?
Sargent O' Rourke: I don't know. I don't understand morse code.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from-
Corporal Agarn: Hold it! We ain't finished yet!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* Hello gentlecolts. Have we got the letter yet?
Corporal Agarn: Yeah, but apparently the Sarge cannot read it.
Captain: Let me see it.
Sargent O' Rourke: *Gives letter to Captain Parmenter*

When the Captain recieved the letter, he got a papercut.

Sargent O' Rourke: Are toi alright Captain?
Captain Parmenter: Oh yes, I think so. *Sees blood coming out of cut* That's not supposed to happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Never mind that. What does the letter say?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: It says that three ponies are moving into Fort Courage, and two of these ponies are going to be soldiers.
Sargent O' Rourke: How do toi know that sir?
Captain Parmenter: I learned how to speak Morse Code in High School.
Audience: *Laughing*

The three new ponies arrived the suivant day.

Wrangler Jane: Howdy. I was thinking of opening a boutique here.
Captain Parmenter: We could use some plus stores on this fort. Go ahead.
Wrangler Jane: *Falling in l’amour with Captain Parmenter* Thank you.
Captain Parmenter: Hm. That was strange.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: What's your name Corporal?
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Blind* It's Vanderbilt sir.
Sargent O' Rourke: toi will be on the guard tower.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: Right away sir. *Goes to Captain's quarters*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Uh, Vanderbilt? You're going the wrong way.
Corporal Vanderbilt: Sorry Corporal Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Yes?
Corporal Vanderbilt: toi got here really fast. I don't know why ponies think you're dumb.
Corporal Agarn: Well thank you, thank you.... Who says I'm dumb?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: I did.
Corporal Agarn: And might I ask why?
Corporal Duffy: Because toi weren't with me to protect the Alamo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: None of us here were with toi to protect the alamo.
Corporal Duffy: Then they were all dumb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Who says I'm dumb?!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the clairon, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning toi Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as olive
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

After olive got fired, Mr. Beddler was having a difficult task to get his workers to do anything properly. Gary had something else on his mind.

Gary: *With Tim near the paint booth* Have toi ever noticed that there's plus mares here than stallions?
Tim: So?
Gary: So? I don't know if toi know this, but this is not a place for ladies to be running around, putting make up on cars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tim: I don't think they've done that yet.
Gary: Well the last bodyshop I worked at, that's what all the mares were doing. Can toi imagine a rose Corvette with eyeliner on the windshield?
Tim: How is the driver going to see?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Forget that. We're talking about a rose Corvette. Pink! That color is for cars that are unreliable, like Fiat.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: It's a disgrace to have your car in pink. That color is just unacceptable.
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* How dare toi say the color rose is a disgrace!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: It's a very good color. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to break the 4th mur somewhere else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Goes through a wall*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Gary: *Looking at hole in mur that says number 4* Would toi look at that? She really did break the 4th wall.
Audience: *Laughing*

Meanwhile, Mr. Beddler was talking to the other ponies.

Mr. Beddler: Now, I know toi all miss Olive, but she is not allowed to work here after what she did to that SUV last week.
Cutlass Supreme: She just wanted to help.
Danielle: Yeah, toi can't blame somepony for trying.
Mr. Beddler: toi wanna know how she could've helped?
Cutlass Supreme: How?
Mr. Beddler: par not helping.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: We want her back.
Mr. Beddler: I just told toi why we can't have her back. Now, I know that some of toi have been putting rust on cars that just had the rust taken off of them... Somehow.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: And I also know that one of toi broke that windshield on the sports car yesterday, even though we were supposed to fix it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: And I also know that one of toi used spray paint to put communist graffiti on MY CAR!
Audience: *Laughing*
Cutlass Supreme: I'll admit, we did the first two, but the third one was not us.
Mr. Beddler: Who did it then? Are toi saying that some russian spy showed up out of nowhere, and put it on my car?
Wheel Bearing: He didn't montrer up out of no where. Only Pinkie Pie can do that.
Edwina: She just did it too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Forget this. I'm getting olive to come work for us again.
Audience: *Clapping*
Mr. Beddler: And toi don't have to clap!
Cutlass Supreme: But we weren't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Who's laughing? *Looks at audience* Hi.

olive got her job back, and was very pleased about it.

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Canterlot High School, in the poney world, not that Equestria Girls crap.

Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay anypony, today we will be learning about-
James: How our school is going down the drain.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Why do toi think it's going down the drain?
James: I'm not sure if toi noticed, but this is a high school. I've seen students that are under the age of ten. Who the hell would run a school like that?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: I'll be doing the teaching, thank you.
James: I wish I could say I was welcome, but I'm not.
Gary: Ms. Schultz, toi look like somepony that works at a bodyshop with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Gary, for the last time, toi don't work at a bodyshop.
Gary: Yeah I do. toi were there with me, and so was this other poney that looked like Brianna.
Audience: *Laughing*
Brianna: I don't know anything about cars.
Ms. Schultz: Well we won't be learning about cars in this class, because this is everypony's favori subject, math.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I hate math.
Ms. Schultz: Well, toi can calm down-
Gary: *Angry* DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: If toi shout like that again, toi will go to the principal's office.
Maria: What's that like?
Ms. Schultz: Try, and imagine hell, but the flames, and hot temperature is replaced with boring phone calls, and fond d’écran that's out of rendez-vous amoureux, date par forty years.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Now, grab your books, and do all the problems on page 91.
Gary: salut Ms. Schultz?
Ms. Schultz: You're not gonna shout again, are you?
Gary: No, but not only do toi look like a poney that I work with at a bodyshop, but toi also look like this poney that I was with in a dream.
Ms. Schultz: Tell me about it.
Gary: I was imagining myself as Harry Potter in his early 30's, and your replica was the wife.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Interesting. Now, please do the math problems.
Lauren: Ms. Schultz, I have a question.
Ms. Schultz: What is it?
Lauren: This math problem is really difficult, and I can't figure out the answer.
Ms. Schultz: What is it?
Lauren: 2 plus 2.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Ms. Schultz: The answer is 4.
Lauren: Thank you.

James, and Gary were exchanging looks at each other while doing their work. They had something planned to disrupt the class.

Gary: *Looking at Lauren* toi smell like shit.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lauren: *Surprised* I'm offended!
Gary: Please, be offended.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Gary, go to hell, I mean the principal's office.
Gary: What's the difference?
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Farewell everypony. It was an honor being with you. *Leaves classroom*
Audience: *Clapping*
Maria: *Impersonating the announcer* On the suivant part of this episode, we notice that Princess Celestia's life starts going downhill.
Ms. Schultz: Shut up Maria, and get back to work.
Audience: *Laughing*

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arc en ciel as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia: *Sitting at her bureau in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that toi enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform toi that she has not been found, but I did find a penny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: It was heads up too. We should be able to find her easily now.
Celestia: It's clear to me that you're not a good informer. I need someone plus intelligent like...
Derpy: *Arrives* Hi Princess. Here's your pizza.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You're my new informer.
Derpy: Yay!
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: Timothy, go back to whatever it was toi were doing.
Timothy: *Walks away*
Derpy: What should I inform toi about?
Celestia: toi tell me if toi found Twilight Sparkle ou not. She is a traitor to Equestria, and must be captured.
Derpy: I thought toi were only supposed to capture flags.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: No, toi find Twilight Sparkle, and tell me about it. toi also inform me about anything important.
Derpy: Okay.

The suivant day.

Celestia: *Sitting at her desk*
Derpy: toi are Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I don't need stupid losers like toi telling me that.
Audience: Aw.
Celestia: Of course I'm Celestia! Who else would I be? The prime minister of Canada?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I don't see why toi would waste time in telling me that I'm the princess. I know I'm Celestia. Go tell Twilight Sparkle that she's Twilight Sparkle.
Audience: *Laughing*

The suivant day.

Celestia: *Walking upstairs*
Bryan: *Sees Celestia* salut look, it's Nicole Oliver.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I am Princess Celestia toi nincompoop.
Jonathan: I object to toi saying you're the princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: toi can't object my identity!
Jonathan: But you're Nicole Oliver.
Celestia: *Ignoring the others, and goes upstairs*

The white alicorn got to her office, and sat down at her desk, when Derpy arrived.

Derpy: I'd like to inform toi about something important. toi are not the real Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: What do toi mean I'm not Princess Celestia? Of course I am. toi dare question my identity? To hell with you. I'm already dealing with other ponies saying that I'm Nicole Oliver, and I don't need others telling me I'm not Celestia. Why don't toi go inform Twilight?
Derpy: Because toi told me to capture her.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Falls asleep, and falls on the floor*

Meanwhile on the block.

Master Sword: Well, today has been fun, but it's time to go home. My laundry is going to catch on feu if I leave the washing machine running.
Tom: How is that possible?
Master Sword: It's really old.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Well, so long. And, enjoy the rest of your day.
Astrel Sky: *Imitating a Radio Disk Jockey* This is Astrel Sky, signing off.
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*

The End
What in the name of god. They are already ready remaking Grand Theft Auto 5.
Now, don't get me wrong. I l’amour Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one an old, and already they are remaking it for Playstation 4 and XBox One. Seriously, toi should at least give a game some time to age before toi remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people a dit is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are toi remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
*ding dong*

???: what is it?

Henry: hello Simon

Simon: Henry! toi still wearing that tux?

Henry: every chance I get

Simon: heh... oh... toi brought soldiers

Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?

Marcus: no idea...

Henry: toi seem calmer since the last time a saw you...

Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are toi here?

Henry: we need toi back

Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!

Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.

Simon: why don't fight your own war!

Henry: toi are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.

Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach toi

Henry: toi and I both know that he still has some sanity left...

Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
???: get in the car Dex

Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell toi do!

???: yep *starts driving*

Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Both: holy shi*!

Dex: make that 4 times!

???: hold on!

*ERRRCH*

Dex: why the hell did toi bring me along!?

???: toi figured out!

Dex: that does not mean that toi have to bring me with you!

???: in the films people usually want to tag
along!

Dex: why would toi think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?

???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!

Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!

???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
#80: Corpse Party: Tortured Souls



Now, there was a game known as Corpse Party that was made back in 1998- par god, it’s that old. Anyway, there was then an animé based off of the game… Fifteen years after the game was made. But, other than that, the animé was good. For an animé that only has four episodes, it was actually kinda good. The series was about a group of kids who accidently make a mistake with a paper doll, and are then sent to a cursed elementary school. Here, they have to try and figure out what is going on, while a psychotic ghost girl picks them off one par one. Now, if...
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So, after seeing Mr. Enters the two Admirable Animations on internet animations, I thought that I should make a haut, retour au début ten liste of my favori ones. Note, this is INSPIRED par Mr. Enters videos. This is not a direct rip-off. I can see why people would think that. So, with that said, lets get started

#10: Tarboy par James Lee - This is a simple animated video. But, I admit, the animation is pretty good. It is about a world of robots, which is about a grandfather telling his grandson about the story of a hero named Tarboy, a hero made out of the tar from dozens of robots murdered par a greedy corporation...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arc en ciel Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland montrer - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - cidre fort, applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.

Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important poney in this shithole of a town, and toi know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to...
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Now, we all know movies, and we all l’amour them. And the characters in them are pretty amazing too. Sadly, there are those characters who are just…. awful. Those are the characters that are made to just ruin the entire experience. So, today, I am going to talk about the ten worst movie characters that made watching them a little less enjoyable. Now, the rules. Only from films I have seen and only one movie per franchise. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Rachel Ferrier from War of the World’s - Sadly, this won’t be the last minor character on the list. Now, with a little...
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Now, some people may say that the Legend of Zelda only has Ganondorf as its villain. But, there are actually lots of villains. In fact, their are lots of great villains in this series… Except for Demise, he sucks. So, I am going to tell toi all my haut, retour au début favori villains in the Zelda universe. Now, remember that my opinion may be different from yours, so do not get mad if a villain toi wanted to see isn’t here. Now, with that said, let’s start the list

 Agahnim
Agahnim


#5: Agahnim from A Link to the Past - Now, this has to have been the first time I have seen a good villain in a Zelda game....
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posted by windwakerguy43
January 21, 9:55 a.m.
Court House

Wind Waker Guy- Uuhhh. The letters don't seem to fit together. Oohhh. I should have went to lit early
Happy Yappy- HI!!!
Wind Waker Guy- AAAHHHHHHH!!! Don't do that
Happy Yappy- Sorry, I'm just so excited with what you'll do today. Here. I bought toi some coffee because, knowing you, you'd stay up all night and would be dead tired
Wind Waker Guy- Uh...thanks (Thinking) This is it. I've got to finish this today. If I don't, all my hard work will have been for nothing

Courtroom No. 4
Judge- Court will now resume from yesterday. I believe that both the defense and the...
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Now, first off, I have never watched the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. I am sorry, but they just weren’t for me. I feel Johnny Depp only belongs in Tim burton movies. But, that is no excuse for this awful fanfic we are about to read, called “The Pirates who Saved the Town” Already the titre fucked it up. Last time I checked, Pirates plunder towns, They don’t save them. Lets just get this over with.
It starts with Jack sailing the seas when a pirates comes to give him a message. Apparently, a an old friend is coming to see Jack. So, who is Jack’s friend. If toi guessed Thomas Jefferson,...
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So, I don’t know what took me so long, but their are a LOT of Lord of the Rings fanfics. However, that means there are a lot of bad Lord of the Rings fanfics. But, how about one so bad, it got a Youtube video made for it? Well, that would be the fanfic, Legolas par Laura….. Yeah, the name is so bad, the auteur actually put that as a part of the title. Not even in the fanfic yet and I regret this already.
So, it starts with Legolas walking through the woods, when suddenly, he finds a baby lying on the ground. Um…. okay. So, he picks it up and decides to call it Laura… Kinda of an ordinary...
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DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beound prepare. And he literary can't control himself..


THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad. Like there was still hope for him.. But. When he gets the chance for piece, he deni's Ricks offer for peace and murders hershel, despite his best effects of redeeming.. It just. Makes me feel depressed, I was voting for him.


TRIXIE:
Yeah.. I known what your gonna say. But she's cute. That's enough for me.


arc en ciel DASH/Rocket to insanity:
She all was fucked up. How can toi blaim her when her mind is completely broken, and she isn't even 'her' anymore...
Makar: And a one and a two and a- Fucky fucky fuck fucky fuck fuck fucky fuck fucky fucky fuck fucky fuck
Link: Hey, Makar
Makar: What the fuck are toi doing back here
Link: Well, my sidekick a dit the suivant sage was a small man who uses a lot of profanity. And that lead me to you. toi are small and toi do swear a lot. So lets go
Makar: Why should I
Link: Because if toi don't, I'll kick your adorable cul, ass all over this place
Makar: I'd like toi try

Makar: (Has bloody nose) I hate you

King of Red Lions: Well, here it is. The Wind Temple. Be careful toi two. God only knows what goes on in there
Link: Oh...
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(Nick, Cody, Alice, and Cory in car driving through city)
Nick: Cory, did toi find out where that call came from yet
Cory: Not yet, but I'm working on it
Nick: Well, hurry, that guy could be anywh--- Fuck me
Alice: What? Nick, is it really the time for that
Nick: No (Points) Fuck me
(Everyone looks at a giant feu in Central Park)
Cody: Fuck me is right
Cory: Hey, it looks like the call came from here
Nick: Good, toi guys go ahead and head back home. Me and Cody are going to montrer this asshole what for. (Gets out of car and walks to trunk) (Opens tronc and takes out handgun, shotgun, sub machine gun,...
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Now, what is an overworld? Well, it is a place where the player can explore to his ou her full extent. It is something where toi can just hang out instead of progressing the games story. So, I decided to make a liste of my ten personal favori overworlds in games. Note, this is my list, so sorry if there is an overworld that toi wanted to see that wasn’t here. Now, with that said, lets start the list

 Fortune City
Fortune City


#10: Fortune City - Now, this is lower, since it is a LOT smaller than the later entries on the list, but I still had to put it on this liste for fun. Now, Fortune City is a town...
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Now, video games have a lot of thieves. However, what no one told toi was that video games have a lot of thieves THAT SUCK! So, today, I want to talk about the haut, retour au début 5 Worst Thieves in Video Games. Note that these have to be thieves. They can’t have committed any other crimes. So, the guys from GTA are all out. Now, with that, lets start the list

 Team Rocket
Team Rocket


#5: Team Rocket from Pokemon - Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Wait, this is the anime. I thought we were talking about video games”. Well, Pokemon is based off a video game, plus this is my list, so I’m counting them. Team...
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posted by windwakerguy43
Sullivan: (Waits for plane)
Chuck: So, Sullivan, toi were behind this the whole time
Sullivan: That's right, Chuck. I started the outbreak. We need Queens to make Zombrex. Without it, we would lose our most important people
Chuck: No, I was talking about leaving the toilet siège open. toi were the one who did that
Sullivan: ............. Yes
Chuck: Now your gonna pay (Fights Sullivan)
Sullivan: Man, he is still an idiot (Fights back)
(After a deadly fight)
Chuck: (Falls on his face)
Sullivan: Well, it looks like toi lost, Chuck. Face it. We're the good guys. Not you
Chuck: Oh, really. Well, it looks like...
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