Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Episode 4 - windwakerguy43 - fanpop

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posted by windwakerguy43

Chuck: So, we've been waiting for like...three hours
Stacey: It's been five minutes Chuck
Chuck: Well, I just want to know when something happens Explosion) Something happened. Gotta go check it out
Stacey: Wait, toi don't even know where it is happ- (Chuck leaves)
Chuck: (Sees soldiers robbing casino vaults) Hey, toi can't just do that
Soldiers: (Aim pistolets at Chuck)
Chuck: ..................... Uh............ Please don't shoot.......
(Later, after the fight)
Chuck: (Panting) Man, I hope that is the only time I have to do that (Phone rings) Hello
Stacey: Chuck, it looks like that three other casinos are getting robbed, at the same time.
Chuck: ....................... AWWWWW
(Later, after stopping the last robbery)
TK: Okay, seriously, if my men are getting killed par a brain dead game montrer contestant, then pretty much anything can stop me. A goddamn flea could probably stop me. Seriously, why are those guards so easy to kill
(Meanwhile)
Soldier: (Drunk)................................................................. I pissed myself
(Meanwhile)
Chuck: Well, that was a lot easier then I thought. Oh well
Rebecca: (Films the aftermath of the fight) Man, all of this footage of feu and dead bodies will be amazing........... I think I'm starting to lose a little bit of sanity as well (Van explodes, but, Chuck pushes her out of the way, and she lands on haut, retour au début of him... for some reason)
Chuck: (Sees Rebecca is on him) AH! BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! STRANGER DANGER!
Rebecca: Oh, calm down, toi idiot. Listen, I am meeting my source tonight at the Yucatan Casino
Chuck: I think I've had enough with casinos for one day
Rebecca: Just go and try to kill some time
Chuck: So can I-
Rebecca: No riding a girly tricycle
Chuck: Awwww
(Later, in Palisades Mall)
Chuck: (Walks around)
Slappy: You, Your're Chu-
Chuck: AHHHHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHHH
Slappy: Okay, stop that
Chuck: AHHH! MASCOT (Runs off)
Slappy: God, he acts like the little ki- Wait, is that a battle axe
Chuck: (Runs at Slappy with a battle axe)
Slappy: OH MY GOOOD (Gets sliced with axe)
Chuck: DIE MASCOT DIE (Keeps beating his dead body, then finally stops) toi can't hurt anyone anymore, mascot
TO BE CONTINUED

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Corner of Horror - Episode 53 - The Shining (Day 23 of October Movie Marathon)

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Art by SeantheHedgehog

In 1977, Stephen King, famous horror story writer, released his book titled The Shining. It was a pretty disturbing book that a lot of people enjoyed. So much, that it even got a movie made, directed par the legendary Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick had not worked on horror films before, so he wanted to give The Shining a shot. That sort of work ended up leading to one of the most influential and most iconic and greatest horror films of all time… In my opinion anyway.

The Shining follows Jack Torrance, a writer suffering from writer's block, who takes the job watching over the Overlook Hotel...

Corner of Horror - Episode 49 - Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 (Day 19 of October Movie Marathon)

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a true classic in the horror movie genre. It challenged it’s viewers with scenes of violence, a very dark sense of humor, and one of the most disturbing horror movie antagonists ever. So naturally, the best way to represent it is to make a remake of it, and give the directing job to Michael Bay….. Oh boy. This is 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Are toi excited? Because I’m not.

So, where the first movie followed a brother and sister and their Friends heading out to find out why their grandfather's grave was being vandalised, this movie follows pot smoking,...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 18 - Rock of the Dead

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Art by Deathding

About some time il y a back in the an 2010, I remember walking into this one store, that sold Xbox 360 games for ten bucks. Clearly we were dealing with bargain bin games. From what I’ve learned, bargain bin games are the worst games toi can get. However, from what I’ve been told, that is a load of crap. Bargain bin games are kinda like a mine. Sometimes, you’ll find useless crap, but other times, toi may just strike or at the bottom. Seriously, they were selling Brutal Legend in those bins. That’s how underrated that game is. But, we’re not here to talk about that. We’re here...

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Welcome to Eastwood - The magnum

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Cody: (Watching movie with James)
Announcer: Hey, dumbass! Have toi ever wanted to yell at people older than toi par calling them little faggots? Well, now toi can. CrackVision presents War Fighter 13! Play through the maps consisting of forest, destroyed building, a grey building 1, grey building 3, grey building 64, and the same over-used town that has been in every game since. And, if toi buy the DLC, toi get fight those pussies IN FUCKING SPACE! Also, there’s a story………………. GIVE US MONEY SO toi CAN PAINT FUCKING FLAMES ON YOUR RIFLE! War Fighter 13! It’s just like the last...

Ace Attorney Crossover

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Wind's Angry Adventure - The Park

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Teacher: Okay kids, so today, we will be heading to the amusement park
Cody: GAY!.... Sorry, I just needed a reason to shout that
Teacher: …. Anyway, after our successful fundraiser, we managed to make a bit too much money. Instead of giving this to charity, the board of education remembered that having a soul isn’t cheap, so instead, they decided to use the money for a field trip to the amusement park, which was much cheaper than giving all the money away for charity
Wind: Glad to know I go to a school run par assholes
Teacher: Me too. Now, I want everyone to line up in a single file line-
(All...

1960's Automobiles

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Windwkaerguy430's haut, retour au début 50 Video Game Easter Eggs

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Video games have a lot of easter eggs, and I mean a LOT of them. An easter egg, for those who don’t know, are little things in games that the developers put to get a good joke out of some people in order to get a good laugh, but they make it hidden is so much hard to find places, that it toi would never be able to find it unless toi went out of your way to get it. So, today, I want to share with toi over fifty easter eggs that I found to be interesting. Before we starts, some rules. Only one game per franchise, just so I can make it even harder on myself. Lastly, I am including games I have...

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Wind Describes Video Game Characters

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Mario - A fat Italian plumber who sucks at his own job and has no other choice but to work as a hero in the land of champignon drug trips and massacre every living creature in his way, including innocent tortue people, the wildlife, and even the infant son of the villain, all so he can get blue-balled in the end par the princess.

Sonic - a blue washed-up character who has taken a brutal beating from the Sega Mafia after Sonic 06, managed to get better with the help of his fans, but the mafia wasn’t done with him, as they came back for another meeting with Sonic’s legs and a baseball bat during...

Original Fan-Fiction: Network 999! Episode 3-An Unlikely Encounter!

posted by deathding

(Links to episodes 1 and 2 will be in the commentaires section for those who haven't seen them yet! Although I wonder how this is going to work when we get to a huge episode count like 50....LOL)

(Hey there everyone! Jared Potts is back with another exciting installment of my own original fan-fiction series, Network 999! Sorry for the delay on this one, life was busy and whatnot. I hope toi enjoy this episode as much as I had fun making it. ^___^)

Quick Story Recap: It is the an 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even plus powerful than...

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Why Wind Should NOT Visit Majora's Mask

posted by windwakerguy43

Wind: Okay, so now all I have to do is collect a bunch of stupid masks in order to kill a bigger stupid mask and save some bullshit land that I don’t even know- Why the fuck am I doing this again?
Tattle: Because if toi don’t do something about it, I’ll force toi to
Wind: Yeah, I’m sure a little fairy like toi can even- (Suddenly hits him) OW! WHAT THE FUCK
Tattle: If you’re done complaining, come and help
Wind: Fine (Quietly) Fucking bitch

Great Fairy: Hello
Wind: AH! AH! AH! AH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Great Fairy: I am the Great Fairy. Welcome to my fountain
Wind: Please stop staring at...

Walking dead spoof: episode 2

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"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.

"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.

"No, about pomme pie, yes about the figh-

"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.

"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.

"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.

"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.

"Well.. toi and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.

"Just as long as toi don't abandon me" Daryl replied.

"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.

FLASHBACK:

Daryl: (seen driving)

Merle: (in front passenger seat)

Theif:...

What's Your Take - article 257 - Time Travel BURNal

posted by windwakerguy43

Have toi ever wanted to decipher a completely different language, only to find out that it was just really, REALLY bad English…. No? Too bad, because Time Travel Journal does just that. So, it’s been a while since I did a bad review. And what better way to try something new than with Time Travel Journal, deemed as one of the worst creepypastas of all time… Is it really that bad? Well, let’s find out.
So, it starts out on January 9th, 1987, following John Terry, who a dit that he was going into the cave nearby, saying that if anyone finds this journal, he is dead. The suivant day, John was...

Original Stories: Kitsune

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~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

~Characters~

Ey

Ey is a young orphan, who never knew his real parents. He was found par Josef and Giovanni’s parents. However, after Giovanni tried hard to ruin Ey’s life, Ey was forced to leave, with Josef leaving with him. After Josef’s death, however, Ey realized that he would never be happy with other people in his life, so he left Manhattan, and left to Autumn, a small town in Oregon....

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Original Story Idea: renard colline '27

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~Story~

In the an 1927, there is a small island town in New York named renard Hill. The only other contact the island has is a long bridge connected to the rest of America. However, the town had a small population, due to the town being run par a dangerous gang known as Steam Knuckle a gang filled with steam powered robot mobsters ran par one single mysterious man known as The Boss. During the night of February 11th, The Steam Knuckles began an attack across renard Hill, attacking police stations and taking over city hall. They had then blown up the bridge connecting the city to the rest of the world....

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Let's Talk About-Anime And Schools.

posted by deathding

It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic animé the other jour and it finally came to my head. A question that haunts almost EVERY single animé and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many animé in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES toi COULD GO TO WOULD toi PICK A CLASSROOM TO montrer YOUR animé IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES toi COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...

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Why Wind Should NOT Visit Death Note

posted by windwakerguy43

Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another jour in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I a dit to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, ou insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...

Windwakerguy430's haut, retour au début 10 Guilty Pleasure films

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Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those films that is hated, weather par fans, critics, ou the world in general, but toi just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, fans were hyped for the suivant one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They a dit that it wasn’t...

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Windwakerguy430's haut, retour au début Ten Annoying Zelda Characters

posted by windwakerguy43

Now, every Zelda game has one ou two characters that toi can interact with. However, there are those characters that toi just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If toi like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list

Fi

#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the liste because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when toi pick up a rupee ou are fighting enemies, she will always come and give toi conseil that toi already...

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Windwakerguy430's haut, retour au début Ten Chainsaw Wielders in Video Games

posted by windwakerguy43

Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very seconde they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list

Antonio Montana

#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...