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Japon makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. toi play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as toi look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if toi look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a manga with a titre so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if toi don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story, and toi should leave now before toi kill your childhood. Trust me, this is not going to be pretty
So, its about a girl who gets teased for having small breasts, when, one day, her breasts grow to the size of melons... No pun intended. And, soon, every guy is staring in awe....... It's from Japan, don't question it.
Now, I do have to give this manga credit, the drawings are pretty nice. And I don't mean in a wow like "Wow, get a load of the pair on that girl". No, I mean as in "Well, the characters, and areas are well drawn and put together and the expressions montrer up quiet nicely. Anyway, this manga... Is not a manga.... It is hentai. Now, hentai is.... Well, something, thats for sure. I may have to do a follow-up review for that, but anyway, hentai is a sort of porn comic involving animé characters. If toi don't know what animé is, toi DON'T KNOW ANIMATION!!! Sometimes, it's not to bad. toi know, the simple guy and girl stuff. And I hope I don't sound like some pervert that touches himself to that, because I don't. But then, there's the weird stuff I don't want to talk about, but I may have to in my Hentai review. Anyway, this manga is a hentai manga that was only donné to adults. I wonder why......... Now, I was willing to let Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History be its own thing, if not for the sex scene, but we'll get there when we do... Unless toi all want to leave, because, honestly, I don't blame you.
So, as our main character... Well, since no one is donné a name, we'll have to think of our own... So, I'll just give her the name of what's written on her T-shirt. Mega Milk....... Wait a second. I heard that somewhere. Yeah, believe it ou not, this manga is actually responsible for the famous meme known as Mega lait (I'll post a picture of the meme below) I would go into detail about the meme, but I am in the middle of a review. Besides, I got another series planned for that (Foreshadowing).
Anyway, as Mega lait walks around her house, with her breasts shaking about (Why the fuck did I type that) Her brother, lets call him Little Brother, get a little upset, because she bugs him about her once was small breasts. Then, we, for some reason, cut to the suivant day. Both Mega lait and Little Brother are accueil alone and Mega lait goes to take a douche and Little Brother has to go to the bathroom, but has no idea that Mega lait is in there. I'm sure toi all know where this is going. And this is your last chance to leave. Trust me, this is where the fanfic gets horrible, and, to keep with the review, I am going to go to every last detail. Please don't think I'm a pervert, I'm just doing my job.
Anyway, he walks in to see Mega lait naked and covers his eyes. Let me remind you, this is a manga, which is a Japanese comic book. And worse, this is an adults manga, so there are no censors. toi can actually see her naked. Unless your a horny teenage boy, this is not for you.
So, Mega lait thinks its a good idea to help clean Little Brother because, I don't know. As this happens, he gets an erection, which Mega lait sees. But, as Little Brother tries to leave, he sees his sisters vagina. Oh dear god, here we go
Of course, Mega lait notices and then she decides to wash Little Brother's penis, using plus soap then needed. And, as he groans with pleasure, she then does something that is every horny teens fantaisie but actual normal peoples look away. She begins to stroke Little Brother's penis with her breasts, then proceeds to suck on it. And once that's done, he then shoots seamen all into her mouth. And in the words of Billy Mays, Wait, there's more.
Mega lait then becomes extra horny, and then places Little Brother's Penis in her vagina. toi know, this wouldn't be bothering me much if THEY WEREN'T FUCKING RELATED!!! So, they proceed to have sex, which goes on for a good ten pages, and once that's done, Little Brother shoots plus seaman, but then, after that, they both then realize its a bad idea to sleep with there siblings. OH NOW toi FUCKING REALIZE IT!!! And with that, they promise to never speak of this again, but do promise to do it as often as possible. And I promise to never read this piece of shit again. And neither should you, audience, because this manga is a piece of fucking shit. For those of toi who stayed throughout the whole review, I salute toi and I am sorry toi had to hear that. And as for the ones who left, I know toi won't hear me, but if toi left, I can't really blame you. This fanfic sucks. Sure, the drawing is good. I was actually willing to let it be its own thing if not for, toi know, the sex scene between brother and sister. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc toi toi overrated prick. toi suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...
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???: get in the car Dex

Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell toi do!

???: yep *starts driving*

Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Both: holy shi*!

Dex: make that 4 times!

???: hold on!

*ERRRCH*

Dex: why the hell did toi bring me along!?

???: toi figured out!

Dex: that does not mean that toi have to bring me with you!

???: in the films people usually want to tag
along!

Dex: why would toi think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?

???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!

Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!

???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
Court Lobby

Swift: Dear lord, that was too close
Lilly: Don't worry. It could have been worse
Swift: Worse?! I don't have much evidence and were bringing in a witness who saw toi commit the crime. If I can't get any actual proof, were going to lose this case
Lilly: Don't worry. I know toi can do it
Swift: !! W-what
Lilly: Here, I have this
Swift: What's this? A letter... I would like to see toi tonight. I only want toi to help me bring back the good old days. Please don't refuse. Come to my house at 10:00 on April 1st. Come alone. Signed... MARIAH
Lilly: Yeah, I was a little surprised too
Swift: Why...
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Steel Ball Run is a dit par many to be the greatest Jojo part in all of the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure series. And I agree. It is definitely my most favori part. It has some of the best story-telling of any of the parts, some great interactions between Johnny and Gyro, one of the most understandable villains in the entire series, some of the best Jojo side characters, and, of course, the topic of today’s article, some of the best Stands in the series. Are they all good, sadly no, but thankfully, the good definitely outweighs the bad when it comes to Stands of the Steel Ball Run universe....
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Hello, everyone, and today on this article of Jojo-nuary, we will be ranking my own liste of all of the Jojo’s. All eight of them. Now, before I start this off, I want to say right now that I enjoy all of the Jojo’s. Even the bad ones that toi probably don’t like. They are all great in their own ways and they are all as wonderful as the last. So, today, I am going to rank the eight Jojo’s from my least favori to my most favorite. Some of them may be different. Some of toi may have a different Jojo that toi see as your favorite, ou maybe toi may not like a Jojo as much as I do. Just...
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Hello, everyone. Now, Halloween is only a few days away…. Like, ten weeks away… Well, I want to get an early start, so, for all of you, I am going to make ten different haut, retour au début tens for the suivant following Saturdays. And what better way than to start with the haut, retour au début ten demons. Now, demons are the little red creatures that toi find lurking the in the depths of hell, ou in some part of the media. Now, first some rules. Only one demon per franchise, and only from what I have seen, ou played. Also, I am including ANYTHING! Be it movies, games, TV shows, whatever. It’s so that way, I can make these...
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EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this montrer the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big animé fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

That is his only known name.....
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So when the PS4 finally came out, my funds were not nearly enough to just go out and buy one right away, which I was a little upset over, but whatever. But when I did get it, one game always stood out from the rest. One game that I wanted to try plus than any other game for the system, and that game was known only as Bloodborne.
Bloodborne takes place in the fictional Victorian town of Yharnam, where toi play as a hunter on the Night of the Hunt, where the town is filled with monsters and crazed hunters out for blood. It starts out with hunting loups garous and witches, but it isn’t long...
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………… This isn’t what it looks like, I swear……… Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like, but trust me, this is in fact a horror game. Let me repeat that. This is, in fact, a horror game, a psychological horror game, that screws with toi emotionally and mentally, and tricks toi par being something else… So does that mean I can review Doki Doki Literature Club without making myself look less anti-social.



…… Let me repeat myself, this is a horror game. Also, THIS ENTIRE article IS A SPOILER FOR DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! DO NOT READ THIS article IF toi PLAN ON READING...
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Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one par far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, par far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...
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Link: Man, this job is a lot plus fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone par killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears musique behind waterfall) What is this. The musique is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...
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(Some readers may find this disturbing)

So, what do toi get when toi get sex, rape, and poor writing..... well, pretty much most of the shit I reviewed, but what if it was a Creepypasta.... Okay, without involving My Little Pony........ toi get Dirty Movie.
Now, lets start off with saying the main character is a porn director.... Hate this story already. Anyway, he retires, because I don't know. This couple comes to him, because I don't know, and they ask him to help with their sex life, because I don't know, and the porn director comes out of retirement to help them......... Because I don't...
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Narrator: Long ago, in the kingdom of Hyrule, there lived lots of farmers and only one horse. Suddenly, a giant black guy came and set houses on fire. All hope was lost, until a boy dressed in girls clothes came and defeated the giant black man. The possibly homosexual boy was known as the Hero of Time. The land was in peace for years, until the black guy came back, for some reason, and set stuff on feu again. People hoped the hero would return, but he never did and everyone realized he was just a fucking poser. What happened to the land of Hyrule. None remain who know....... Wait, then how...
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So whenever I hear someone describe something that is weird as, “Wow, what kind of drugs were they taking when they made this”, I just groan. I always hated the whole criticism of how something weird must be related to drugs ou any other illegal substance, and that there is nothing creative ou thought provoking into the madness. Now, is there anything thought provoking about Katamari Damacy? …. Eeeeehhh.
So Katamari Damacy is not really a drug trip, but plus of a… case of being Japanese. After the King of All Cosmos (Yes, that’s his name) destroys all the stars in the sky after...
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Wind: (Walks over to the Empress) So, yeah, when I went to those other towns to find the cure for the plague…. They tried to lynch me, but since they were worried they’d get the plague from touching me, they then started shooting at me with rifles. I had arrows and firebombs thrown at me. I think I breathed in enough bomb ash that it’s fucking up my lungs as we speak.
Empress: Oh, this is terrible
Wind: You’re damn right it’s terrible. I’m the only one in this damn city with an attention span lasting plus than five seconds, so if I die, we’ve all pretty much Lost the only person...
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Link: I swear to god, this is a bunch of bullshit. We have met two people, and got shitty rewards.
Tetra: Well, we still got one plus person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. toi mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: toi want your reward ou not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the Candy store
Tetra:...
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Nate: (Driving through city with Emma and Chris) I can't believe we have to go and get money for a couple of punks
Emma: At least we'll be safe
Chris: Yeah. I just want to find a place where we can eat. God, I'm starving
Nate: Christ, please, just, stay quiet
Chris: Fine, I'll just keep quiet and starve to death
Nate: Good. Do that (Keeps driving, until he comes to bank, only to see a large truck in front of it) What the- (Nate gets out of car) Guys, stay here. I'll be right back (Walks into bank to see robbers trying to brake into the safe, par setting explosives on it)
Robber 1: Come on, man. We...
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