So Metal Gear Solid 2 was a lot of fun, and I only have brief memories of playing the original Metal Gear Solid on PS1… And I never played Metal Gear Solid 4. So that must mean we are limited to one other Metal Gear Solid game. One that has, not Snake, but someone else. That’s right, it’s Metal Gear Solid V: Phan- Okay, even I can’t run that joke into the ground. No, seriously, though, it’s Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3 takes place in the 1960s, the Cold War is just heating up, and the American hero known as The Boss has betrayed the American people and joined...
So back when I was talking about Bloodborne on this list, I mentioned how there was one game par FromSoftware that just couldn’t beat this one, and unless you’ve been living under a rock for the passed ten years, then toi will know that game is Dark Souls, the first one, of course.
Dark Souls is set in the medieval kingdom of Lordran, and toi play as the Chosen Undead, one of the many who have been sent to this dying land in a world where people cannot die. Your goal is to collect the souls of the four ancient lords who ruled this land and use them to either rekindle the First Flame...
Despite being a huge baby when I was a kid, there were few horror games ou films that scared me. I was mostly scared par trivial things, like the boulder in Crash Bandicoot ou the PS1 startup screen. I was never really scared of anything horror related… Resident Evil Remake was that one exception.
Being worked from the ground up to reimagine the original game and make it even plus stunning, the game follows the S.T.A.R.S. team as they go into the mountains to investigate mysterious murders. There, they find a mansion full of zombies and monsters and now must survive to uncover the truth...
I could spend today talking about the glory that is Silent colline 2 and why it’s my favori horror game of all time, but I don’t feel like talking about that today. No, instead, I want to talk about one thing. One specific thing, and it’s this. Pyramid Head, the greatest horror character ever, with his creepy appearance, disturbing actions, and a haunting backstory that’s one of the most important in video game history, ou even in the history of horror… and how he was completely ruined in one fell swoop.
Now, before we start talking about how crappy Pyramid Head has become, we...
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Now, before we start talking about how crappy Pyramid Head has become, we...
WARNING: These songs will make you wish you were never born. Seriously, if you think you know bad songs, you haven't seen anything yet.
So it’s clear that I enjoy FromSoftware games on this list, if you’ve been following me for long enough. I did a liste on the best Dark Souls bosses, and talk about Dark Souls 1 and 2 regularly. But now is the time for me to talk about the latest, and possibly last entry in the franchise, and one of my favorite, despite having not completed it like the précédant 2, Dark Souls III
Dark Souls III takes place in a different land entirely, with instead of following the Chosen Undead, we are following the Unkindled One. What’s the difference… Fuck if I know. All I know is that the Unkindled...
You know, I don’t get to talk about the Ace Attorney franchise nearly enough as I’d want to. That could just be because I didn’t get to play a majority of the games until way later, so they didn’t stick with me as much as one specific game. This is not that game, but it was the first to impress me in a long time. It may not be the best, but I still l’amour it, dammit. And that is the fifth game in the main series, Dual Destinies.
Dual Destinies takes place a few years after the last game, Apollo Justice, where the law is in shambles, with crooked lawyers just looking for victory and...
It'll be way easier to write this in script form.. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere écriture it the other way.
Joe: toi screwed up asshole!
Rick: Yes, yes., toi a dit that several times now..
Joe: toi killed our friend, now were kill YOU!
Rick: Why would toi want to kill me?
Joe: ... A -Are toi serious.. I literary JUST explained it.
Rick: Explained what?
Joe: ... Are toi braindead ou something?
Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?
Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.
Rick: That's horrible. Why would toi want to kill me?
Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE toi KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!
Rick: WHEN!?
Joe: In the house, idiot!
Rick: What house!?
Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill toi straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.
Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the berceau, station d’accueil and the silver spoon"
Joe: toi screwed up asshole!
Rick: Yes, yes., toi a dit that several times now..
Joe: toi killed our friend, now were kill YOU!
Rick: Why would toi want to kill me?
Joe: ... A -Are toi serious.. I literary JUST explained it.
Rick: Explained what?
Joe: ... Are toi braindead ou something?
Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?
Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.
Rick: That's horrible. Why would toi want to kill me?
Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE toi KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!
Rick: WHEN!?
Joe: In the house, idiot!
Rick: What house!?
Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill toi straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.
Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the berceau, station d’accueil and the silver spoon"
