★Mario★

Sonic the Hedgehog - Sonic: (Runs real fast) Yeah, I am the fastest thing alive
Robotnik: Oh, are you, Sonic. Then prove it par catching me
Sonic: Ha, anyone can catch you, toi fat bastard
Robotnik: Oh yeah, then catch me if toi can (Runs off) (Sonic chases Robotnik) (Robotnik runs faster as Sonic gets plus tired) (Sonic falls onto the ground in fatigue)
Sonic: WHAT THE FU-

Street Fighter - Announcer: Round One. Fight
Ryu: Haduken (Fires Ha-Du-Ken) (Guile dodges)
Guile: Sonic Boom (Sonic Boom from Sonic CD plays)
Ryu: What the-
Guile: Oh, wait. Sorry..... SONIC BOOM (Fires Sonic Boom and hits...

Final fantaisie 7 - Cloud: Okay, everyone, now once were inside, we will have to face an large amount of enemies that come out of nowhere, for some reason, is everybody ready
Everyone: No
Cloud: Okay, lets go (Runs in)
Enemy: Boo, mother fucker
Cloud: Quick, everyone, lets kill him. Barret. Tifa. Go
Barret: Alright, take this (Shoots and misses) Shit
Tifa: Okay. Here I go (Punches but misses) What the fuck. How stupid does someone have to be to miss a punch. They enemies aren't even moving
Enemies: Okay, our turn
Tifa: Quick, while they're attacking, lets kick their asses
Cloud: Tifa, we can't...

I will start out this review par saying that Naughty Dog has created what is easily among the worst games I have ever played. The gameplay and graphics in Uncharted are horrendous and the atmosphere is terrible. The controls are very loose and the story is lousy.

...That's what I WOULD say, if I were a guy who played the game in a mental asylum.

Because the truth is, Uncharted is one of the greatest games I have ever played. The gameplay and graphics in Uncharted are highly entertaining and beautiful, respectively. The atmosphere around toi is so realistic, at times toi think toi could reach right...