A.N.~ This is my alternate ending for TDWT. In this ending Cody wins and there is no lava. Yay! Everything is the same right up until after the kiss. That's where my version begins, so, I'll start from there. It actually managed to stay in character for the most part. I added a lot of fannon, even if sorta subtle like the Nizzy part. Be warned.
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*Heather and Alejandro kiss*
cacahuète, arachide Gallery: Ugh!
*They pull away and smile at eachother*
Heather: toi know, $1,000,000 isn't all that important anymore. toi can have it.
Alejandro: No, toi take it.
Heather: No, I insist!
Alejandro: I want toi to have it! toi take it!
Heather: I don't want it! toi take it!
Chris: AHEM! Kinda on a schedule! Look, if neither of toi want it, which is weird, we can just give it to the runner-up.
Heather and Alejandro: Fine!
Chris: Ok, then... this is weird... I guess Cody wins par default then!
Cody: Yeah!
*Sierra hugs him from her wheelchair. They smile. The cacahuète, arachide Gallery is cheering, except Courtney, who is rolling her eyes*
{Back at the Aftermath Studio}
*Everyone is partying at the studio. Most are dancing ou talking. Courtney is sitting on one of the couches with an angry look. Bridgette and Geoff are making out with no interruption from Bruno, who Beth is trying to hold back. Duncan and Gwen are talking and laughing and Courtney angrily glares for a second, but then looks down and starts to cry. She prevents herself from full-out bawling like an upset little girl throwing a tantrum, but her whimpering is audible. Screen pans to her right. Trent sees her all sad and fells sorry. He walks oer and holds out his hand to her. Courtney is surprised, but takes his hand anyway. They share a smile*
Trent: Hey, everyone deserves their fairytale ending.
Courtney: Thanks, that's really sweet.
*Courtney smiles, looks away, and blushes briefly. She then pulls out her notepad and tosses it on the ground. She smiles back at Trent and they walk away. Screen pans to Duncan and Gwen*
Gwen: Did toi just see what I thought I just saw?
Duncan: What?
Gwen: Courtney over there with Trent.
Duncan: Oh, yeah. So?
Gwen: So, looks like we've both got free reign over our lives now.
Duncan: Yeah, I guess.
Gwen: Who knew this montrer could find ever people like Courtney and Heather a someone?
*Gwen looks to her right. Camera shifts to middle of set. Among the dancers, Heather and Alejandro share a smile. Camera shifts back to Duncan and Gwen*
Duncan: Guess everyone deserves someone. Even Heather.
*Camera shifts back to the center of the studio. Suddenly, the musique goes off*
Bridgette: What the-
*A crash is heard and Ezekiel comes in and knocks down a speaker. Everyone runs screaming. Ezekiel turns to the camera guy amd tackles him. Screen goes to static. Screaming arc en ciel (AKA "Technical difficulties") appears on screen. Camera goes back on to reveal a wrecked set with Ezekiel in a cage with a tranquilizer dart in his arm. Screen pans to a severely frightened cast with a beaming Izzy in front holding a bright orange tranquilizer gun. We are not sure what the cast is plus afraid of- Zeke ou Izzy with that tranquilizer gun.*
Izzy: Ha! Bullseye! Knew keeping that tranquilizer gun from Wawanakwa would come in handy! *aims gun around at cast. They back away*
Noah: *goes over to Izzy and puts her arm down* Ok, now put it away before toi shoot anyone else.
Izzy: Aw!
*Izzy throws the tranquilizer gun behind her. It shoots and hits an intern in the knee*
Izzy: Whoops.
*Awkward silence*
Sierra: So...
Beth: I guess that's it?
*all shrug*
Everyone: *waves to screen* Bye!
*Screen switches to Chris in a control room*
Chris: We're gonna come at toi with another wicked season real soon! WHo knows, maybe we'll add even plus new people to shake things up? But like we could ever replace these guys! Stay tuned for another epic season of Total! Drama! Wo-
*Bridgette and Geoff barge into room*
Bridgette: Wait!
Chris: What? I'm trying to end the montrer here!
Bridgette: We still have 5 plus minutes.
Geoff: Enough time for one last song!
*Song cloche, bell rings. Screen switches back to now the full TD cast in the studio. The musique to the Total Drama theme starts to play.*
Courtney: Dear Mom and Dad,
Gwen: I'm doin'fine!
Heather: toi guys are on my mind!
Cody: toi asked me what I wanted to be,
Sierra: And now I think the answer is plain to see!
Team Amazon: I wanna be famous!
Owen: I wanna like close to the sun,
Noah: So pack your bags, 'cause I've already won!
Izzy: Everything to prove,
Tyler: Nothin in my way!
Alejandro: I'll get there one day!
Team CIRRRRH: 'Cause I wanna be famous!
cacahuète, arachide Gallery: Nananananana, nananana, nananananana! *this keeps going until whistling*
Team Victory: I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous! I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
*all begin to whistle to tune*
All: (spoken) YEAH!
*everyone starts laughing and cheering as the screen fades into an aerial view of everyone at the studio. The credits start rolling to short 5 seconde snippits of the background musique to the 30 TDWT songs, starting with Come Fly With Us and ending with Versus. Fades to black.*

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A.N.~ Yay! It ended happily with absolutely no death, but some slight injury. And tranquilizers. And it wasn't awkward! I can finally write something and not feel awkward écriture it! Yay me! So, did toi like it? Please comment! But no bad commentaires please! Have a Nutterific day!