Jordan: Ray!
Ray: What?
Jordan: Noah wants to vote toi off.
Ray: What???? WHy?
Jordan: Because toi broke up with him.
Ray: how do toi know?
Jordan: He told me. and he a dit he will go last in line to vote so he will change all the votes.
Ray: well looks like i'm gone.
Jordan: I'll miss you.
Ray: me too.
*confessionals*
Jamie: rayon, ray and Jordan told me about noah so i'm going to say bye bye Noah!
Bridgette: Rayven Lost the challange for us and she hirt a little bull, even though it could kill us in one secound. So bye bye rayven!
Rayven: what????
Bridgette: oops.
Rayven: Bridgette is votting me off so i'm votting her off!
Jordan: Curse toi noah for going to change the votes to Ray. shes very veyr very nice. no one should do that to ray. Bye bye noah!
Ray:*Cry* Looks like i'm leaveing but i'm just going to put my vote as Noah!
Less: I don't know who to vote off so i'm going to pick random................ looks like i got Bridgette!
Noah: Bye bye Ray!
*over*
Chris: Ok toi all votted and here we go with the votes. I'm giving out what was on the bull. the first one gose to Jamie!
Jamie: Yay!!!!!
Chris: jordan!
Jordan: Yes! *looks at the thing he got* Cake!
Rayven: Whhy?????????????????????
Chris: Less!
Less: wo ho!
Chris: Bridgette!
Bridgette: Yes!
Chris: and.................................. Rayven!
Rayven: Yay!!!! I thought i would be off for sure.
Chris: rayon, ray and Noah one of toi will jump off tonight........... wait Baby rayon, ray and Noah!
Ray: Not funny. Oh please pick someone so i could take this baby costoom off.
Chris: Ok! and the finle one gose to....................................... ................................................................................... ....................................... ........................ .......................... .......... RAY!
Ray: really???? But noah changes the votes on me.
Chris: well we found the votes in the tolet not flushed! and we fingered that Noah would vote off rayon, ray any way!
Noah: This is so not fare.
Chris: Get on your parashut and get ready to go.
*Noah gets on parashoot*
Ray: Noah wait!
Noah: what do toi want?
Ray: I'm sorry.
Noah: No your not.
Ray: toi shouldn't be leaveing it's my falt your leaveing.
Noah: Don't say that.
Ray: Please for give me.
Noah: No........................... *Ray Kiss noah*
Ray: Please.
Noah: aaaaaaaaaaaa......... *Chef pushed him off the plane*
Noah: I will never forget toi Ray!
Ray: Me ether!!!!
Noah: win for me.
Ray: I promiss!
Noah: Bye........
Ray: Bye noah! I l’amour you.
Noah: Me too!
*Ray starts to cry*
Bridgette: It will be ok Ray. It will.
Ray: Ok! Can i take off the baby sute off now?
Chris: sure! Jax toi can take off your baby sute now!
Jax: yes!
Ray: What?
Jordan: Noah wants to vote toi off.
Ray: What???? WHy?
Jordan: Because toi broke up with him.
Ray: how do toi know?
Jordan: He told me. and he a dit he will go last in line to vote so he will change all the votes.
Ray: well looks like i'm gone.
Jordan: I'll miss you.
Ray: me too.
*confessionals*
Jamie: rayon, ray and Jordan told me about noah so i'm going to say bye bye Noah!
Bridgette: Rayven Lost the challange for us and she hirt a little bull, even though it could kill us in one secound. So bye bye rayven!
Rayven: what????
Bridgette: oops.
Rayven: Bridgette is votting me off so i'm votting her off!
Jordan: Curse toi noah for going to change the votes to Ray. shes very veyr very nice. no one should do that to ray. Bye bye noah!
Ray:*Cry* Looks like i'm leaveing but i'm just going to put my vote as Noah!
Less: I don't know who to vote off so i'm going to pick random................ looks like i got Bridgette!
Noah: Bye bye Ray!
*over*
Chris: Ok toi all votted and here we go with the votes. I'm giving out what was on the bull. the first one gose to Jamie!
Jamie: Yay!!!!!
Chris: jordan!
Jordan: Yes! *looks at the thing he got* Cake!
Rayven: Whhy?????????????????????
Chris: Less!
Less: wo ho!
Chris: Bridgette!
Bridgette: Yes!
Chris: and.................................. Rayven!
Rayven: Yay!!!! I thought i would be off for sure.
Chris: rayon, ray and Noah one of toi will jump off tonight........... wait Baby rayon, ray and Noah!
Ray: Not funny. Oh please pick someone so i could take this baby costoom off.
Chris: Ok! and the finle one gose to....................................... ................................................................................... ....................................... ........................ .......................... .......... RAY!
Ray: really???? But noah changes the votes on me.
Chris: well we found the votes in the tolet not flushed! and we fingered that Noah would vote off rayon, ray any way!
Noah: This is so not fare.
Chris: Get on your parashut and get ready to go.
*Noah gets on parashoot*
Ray: Noah wait!
Noah: what do toi want?
Ray: I'm sorry.
Noah: No your not.
Ray: toi shouldn't be leaveing it's my falt your leaveing.
Noah: Don't say that.
Ray: Please for give me.
Noah: No........................... *Ray Kiss noah*
Ray: Please.
Noah: aaaaaaaaaaaa......... *Chef pushed him off the plane*
Noah: I will never forget toi Ray!
Ray: Me ether!!!!
Noah: win for me.
Ray: I promiss!
Noah: Bye........
Ray: Bye noah! I l’amour you.
Noah: Me too!
*Ray starts to cry*
Bridgette: It will be ok Ray. It will.
Ray: Ok! Can i take off the baby sute off now?
Chris: sure! Jax toi can take off your baby sute now!
Jax: yes!
As toi may of have guessed par the title, toi can already tell how much i hate Total Drama All Stars.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be a dit for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be a dit for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.