Part 1 Episode 1 TDD
Chris: Hello fans and people of the amazingness of Total Drama Island and Total Drama Action! This is new season! This is set in Neeew York!! *camera rolls up to a beautiful view of New York, Chris pulls the camera back to a view of him, he murmurs to camera* We were gonna do it in LA, but because of budget cuts, we we'nt able to do it and have my teeth whitened every other Saturday, soo..., *he starts talking normally* Anyway, welcome to the first episode of Total Drama DRAAMAA!!!
*funky titre sequence plays*
Chris: Wecome back to Total Drama Drama!! The contestants should be arriving soo-
Jayde: HI!!
Chris: AHH!! *jumps away* How...how did toi do that?
Jayde: I'm very sneaky. It comes from solving mysteries.
Chris: Ookaaay...anyway...
*Fay arrives*
Fay: Hello...
Jayde: I'm Jayde. And toi are...?
Fay: I'm Fay.
*Rayven arrives, soon followed par Phil*
Phil to Rayven: salut baby, do toi feel a slight breeze, because toi blow me away!!
Rayven raises her eyebrow, then kicks Phil in the shins.
Phil: AH!! *clutches shin*
*Zoey arrives*
Zoey: Hey, everyone!! Zoey is in the building, eh, outside meeting area!!
Fay: Hi...
Zoey: HI!! *starts talking rapidly to Fay, while Fay just sits and listens*
*Mack arrives*
Mack: Mack is here to paartaay!!! *pulls some aléatoire ninja move*
Phil: Cool.
Rayven raises her eyebrow
*Laura arrives, humming the latest rock song*
Laura: Hi. *sees Rayven* Hi, I'm Laura, toi are?
*Rayven totally ignores her and leaves*
Laura: Well, then!
*Flippy arrives*
Flippy: Hello everybody, call me Flippy.
Zoey: Ok!! Hi, Flippy!!! *smiles*
Flippy: Hi...*smiles back*
*Ranette arrives*
Zoey: Who are you? *smiles*
Ranette: A person *walks away*
Zoey: Humph!
*Jared arrives*
Jared: Cool! Looks like I'm the last one.
Chris *looking at watch* Nope. We still have one plus contestant. She better hurry, we're on a time schedule here.
Jared: toi probably are.
*Izabel arrives*
Izabel: Hi, everybody...
Chis: Thank goodness you're here!! Now we can have our first, hehe, meeting...follow me!
Jayde has a notepad in hand, mutters while writing, "Chris seems to know something. I wonder what he's up too..."
Chris: Hello fans and people of the amazingness of Total Drama Island and Total Drama Action! This is new season! This is set in Neeew York!! *camera rolls up to a beautiful view of New York, Chris pulls the camera back to a view of him, he murmurs to camera* We were gonna do it in LA, but because of budget cuts, we we'nt able to do it and have my teeth whitened every other Saturday, soo..., *he starts talking normally* Anyway, welcome to the first episode of Total Drama DRAAMAA!!!
*funky titre sequence plays*
Chris: Wecome back to Total Drama Drama!! The contestants should be arriving soo-
Jayde: HI!!
Chris: AHH!! *jumps away* How...how did toi do that?
Jayde: I'm very sneaky. It comes from solving mysteries.
Chris: Ookaaay...anyway...
*Fay arrives*
Fay: Hello...
Jayde: I'm Jayde. And toi are...?
Fay: I'm Fay.
*Rayven arrives, soon followed par Phil*
Phil to Rayven: salut baby, do toi feel a slight breeze, because toi blow me away!!
Rayven raises her eyebrow, then kicks Phil in the shins.
Phil: AH!! *clutches shin*
*Zoey arrives*
Zoey: Hey, everyone!! Zoey is in the building, eh, outside meeting area!!
Fay: Hi...
Zoey: HI!! *starts talking rapidly to Fay, while Fay just sits and listens*
*Mack arrives*
Mack: Mack is here to paartaay!!! *pulls some aléatoire ninja move*
Phil: Cool.
Rayven raises her eyebrow
*Laura arrives, humming the latest rock song*
Laura: Hi. *sees Rayven* Hi, I'm Laura, toi are?
*Rayven totally ignores her and leaves*
Laura: Well, then!
*Flippy arrives*
Flippy: Hello everybody, call me Flippy.
Zoey: Ok!! Hi, Flippy!!! *smiles*
Flippy: Hi...*smiles back*
*Ranette arrives*
Zoey: Who are you? *smiles*
Ranette: A person *walks away*
Zoey: Humph!
*Jared arrives*
Jared: Cool! Looks like I'm the last one.
Chris *looking at watch* Nope. We still have one plus contestant. She better hurry, we're on a time schedule here.
Jared: toi probably are.
*Izabel arrives*
Izabel: Hi, everybody...
Chis: Thank goodness you're here!! Now we can have our first, hehe, meeting...follow me!
Jayde has a notepad in hand, mutters while writing, "Chris seems to know something. I wonder what he's up too..."
Chris:GOING THROUGH fans THE FASTESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team votes someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM pop corn, maïs soufflé GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team étoile, star beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM étoile, star GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team étoile, star vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team votes someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM pop corn, maïs soufflé GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team étoile, star beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM étoile, star GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team étoile, star vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chris: Okay everybody, whoever dosnt get a pokeball with a berry in it will be elemanated! The pokeballs go to Ryan,C.Rose,Desiree,Mack,Crystal l.,Gemz,Jake,Terra,Brock,Duncan,May and Sarah.
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. toi two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of toi will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night ou not but still one of toi will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: brun foncé, dun brun foncé, dun DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did toi guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause toi Lost the challange for us!
Ryan: And toi piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the suivant episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. toi two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of toi will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night ou not but still one of toi will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: brun foncé, dun brun foncé, dun DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did toi guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause toi Lost the challange for us!
Ryan: And toi piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the suivant episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Eh,no part 2.....I'm bored with it-___-
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck suivant time,huh?
........…..........................eat plus waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
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Here's a liste of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck suivant time,huh?
........…..........................eat plus waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
....................................................................................................
Here's a liste of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
Chris: So... looks like toi guys forgot the sunscreen. Anyways. Nobody won! Your all unable to go to the plage and have a good time!
So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE par ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
2 B CONTINUED
So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE par ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
2 B CONTINUED
Chasia:Aloha *flips hair**grabs blowhorn*EVERYONE WAKE UP,AND GET IN YOUR SWIM SUITES!!
Rayven:Mother fucker!
*everyone walks outside in they're swim suites*
Jared:Girls are hot in they're swim suites
Trent:Ditto!
Harold:I seconde that!
Aydan:Hm *slaps all three of them*
J,H+T:OW!!!
Chasia:Today is...blind dates!!
Every girls but Rayven,Aydan and Penny:EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Aydan:I think Lindsay got Lost in the forest..
Rayven:Me too
Penny:Yeah
Chasia:Today,the dates are plage themed!!
Jared:Are toi serious?
Trent:*whispers to Jared*At least us 2 are surrounded par hot girls!
Harold:What do toi mean toi 2??
Trent:See,you are like a girl,a very wimpy sun-of-a-man :)
Jared: :3
Harold:GAWSH!!
Rayven:Mother fucker!
*everyone walks outside in they're swim suites*
Jared:Girls are hot in they're swim suites
Trent:Ditto!
Harold:I seconde that!
Aydan:Hm *slaps all three of them*
J,H+T:OW!!!
Chasia:Today is...blind dates!!
Every girls but Rayven,Aydan and Penny:EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Aydan:I think Lindsay got Lost in the forest..
Rayven:Me too
Penny:Yeah
Chasia:Today,the dates are plage themed!!
Jared:Are toi serious?
Trent:*whispers to Jared*At least us 2 are surrounded par hot girls!
Harold:What do toi mean toi 2??
Trent:See,you are like a girl,a very wimpy sun-of-a-man :)
Jared: :3
Harold:GAWSH!!
Chris:Hi,Chris here for another exciting season of Total Drama!You know Courtney,Noah,Owen,Gwen,Duncan,D.j,Bridgette,Geoff,Trent,Izzy,Tyler,and Heather!But now we have 16 new characters! Bridgette:NO WAY!!! Chris:Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!! We have Emily,Mack,Rikky,Rochelle,Penny,Jake,Sam,Ray,Jake,Phil,Helena,Kylie,Mizzy,Avan,and Jaxon!NOw we are in a rain Forest as toi can see sothe teams are...THe killer snakes are:Trent,Izzy,Jaxon,Kylie,Emily,Heather,Avan,Noah,Rochelle,Avan,Bridgette,Geoff,and Helena!THe screaming poisson are:Penny,Jake,Owen,Duncan,D.j,Tyler,Ray,Gwen,Mizzy,Mack,Rikky,Faith,and Sam!Now theChallenge is... Part 2 coming soon!!!
