Created par 12345sweergirl54321
toi can found this in quizilla (H)
AUTHORS NOTE: first fic ive ever wrote... go easy on meh kaY? and YES i know its stupid so toi donthave to tell me -.-
Courtney's phone rang. It was somewhere around 10 pm. She looked at the callers ID... KATIE. Why the hell would Katie call her in this time of the day? She picked it up.
"OMIGOSH, cortney is that you?"
"yes... what is it?"
"well Sadie and I just saw this totally awesome movie named 'Twilight'..."
"And why are toi telling me this again?"
"OMG toi dont remember the book?"
"You mean the one about Edward Coolen?
"YES, Edward CULLEN"
"I never knew they made a movie"
"sadie: (in the BG) nd it was totally awesome!
katie: sadie we are so BFFFL!
Courtney hung up. Then she quickly dialed a number.
"Hi, youve reached duncan... just tell me who the f*** toi are and what the hell toi want and i will call toi back if i feel like it..."
"OMG Duncan i just found out about an awesome movie named 'Twilight'...nvm just call me tomorrow.. bye"
Duncans blackbarry(sp?) was on the floor, under a bunch of CDs and clothes while he was sitting in a chair and drooling over his computer screen
~ * ~
"Twilight? since when do toi like that kind of movies, hotstuff?"
"Oh just shut up and go buy the tickets" courtney giggled, not willing to tell Duncan whats the movie about.
"You know i never buy ANYTHING" Duncan smirked "Ill just ...
"Well i dont think i could just go and buy them... because i dont HAVE ANY money"
"Oh come on ive never paid for a ticket since i was 10 ... AAAAAAAAAAND i know youre DYING (sp?) to watch that movie"
"FINE! toi WIN!"
"OKAY , -he chuckled - just wait right here"
"Why did i come here with HIM? i could have just came par myself!"
"Because toi LIIIIIIKE him"
"i do NOT!"
"ALRIGHT, toi LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE him"
"Just shut up"
"C'mon the films about to start... sure youre not scared?"
"YES! I am scared youll send us BOTH to PRISON if toi keep stealing EVERYTHING!"
"Just, chill Prin- WAIT? why am I the only guy thats not wearing pink?"
"Umm... dunno" Courtney lied
"And why are there KIDS in here? Twilight doesnt sound hardcore, but KIDS???"
"Can we just take our seats?"
LITTLE GIRL:"Mommy, the man sitting suivant to me is scary..."
"OKAY this is weird... Theres a 11 an old sitting suivant to me! Its f***ing annoying! GOD i hate waiting! ... FINALY! ... ("put dieing in place of someone i love, that would be terrible. atleast I...) wait... WHAT???" This is supposed to be about DEATH VIOLENCE CHAINSAWS HOOKS!!! Not ROMANCE, FLUFF, HEARTS AND GAYNESS!!! I hate this shit! Is that fag wearing lipstick? NO THERES NO WAY IM WATCHIN THIS CRAP!"
*"GREAT JUST GREAT NOW I... waaaaaait a sec, while shes focused on the gay-ass movie,i could just rest my eyes"*
While Duncan was staring at Courtney, to his suprise he herd the vampire say "Are toi ready to see my true form"
He couldnt believe his ears.
"Hey" he though "maybe it will be smething worth seeing... wait, glitter skin? WTF? CAN THIS GET ANY GAYER??? Is this supposed to make little girls horny? Im pretty sure it IS! GOD i hate this movie! And the chick is ugly!If a naked slut doesnt run over the screen i swear im going to EXPLODE!
FINALY, ITS OVER!
"I cant believe toi liked that movie! IT WAS THE LONGEST GAYEST SHIT EVER!
"Hey what was that for?"
"Thats for staring at ME instead of the MOVIE"
"So? The films boring and youre hot!"
"Whatever" Duncan rolled his eyes
"Will toi take me accueil ou should i call a cab?"
"The first one."
They both got in Duncans car
"Is this car even yours?"
"Will toi ever relax, youre so uptight all the time *roll eyes*"
"NO! as long as theres a reason for the cops to be after us, NO!
"Just keep your eyes on THE ROAD!"
"I a dit FINE!"
~ * ~
"Home sweet home!"
She noticed theres a note on the fridge so she went to read it
Well be away for the suivant 7 days, but dont worry we left toi nourriture in the fridge... just read the stickers. And if toi need money chercher your underwear drawer.
LOVE, MOM AND DAD"
"looks like were aaall alone" duncan chuckled while turning the TV on and sitting on a TV chair.
"What the hell are toi doing inhere?"
"My cars outta gas..."
"So? Why should i care? i dont care!"
"Oh yes toi do, because toi like me!"
"I do NOT!"
"Yea yeah drop the act youre not convincing ANYONE! plus toi owe me for making me watch that lame excuse for a movie! "
"UGH! toi didnt even watch it!"
"true, but toi STILL made me watch it" we smirked
"FINE! But if toi even TRY anything ill throw toi out the window"
TO BE CONTINUED
Duncan: Can toi update this sooner, im STARVING!
me: toi should be happy i made courtney stay!
Duncan: oh come ON!
Courtney: were toi trying to bribe a future-decider?
me: erm... no he wasnt.
Duncan: Ill give toi green hair-paint (if thats wat its called? xD)
me: gee im only 12, but sure ill think about convincing her...
Duncan: na-a first convince her, THEN i give toi my hair-paint
me: k... and no pressure bro-bro.