“Of course, no good jobs are ever available around here…”
Katie, a 22 an old women mumbled to herself as she flipped through the job ads in the newspaper. Walking down the street, she gave a small sigh as she folded up the paper and tucked it into her back pocket and walked past a télévision store that let toi watch the shows from the window.
“…So make sure to watch Total Drama Island, airing today! We’re going to put our contestants through some terrifying, CRAZY, and all around awesome stunts---“
She stopped, backtracked, and turned her attention to the T.V. that was advertising this ‘drama’ show. Normally she hated dramas and soap operas, but a drama montrer that had stunts? That was kind of awkward…
Chris Mclean, the host of the show, had just wrapped up his advertising, gave one plus glamorous smile, and the commercial went off, leaving information about the montrer such as the time and the names of the contestants. But what really caught her eye was the small text at the bottom left corner of the screen:
’HELP NEEDED’
“Hm…seems like an interesting job. Maybe ill get to watch the stunts and paints sets ou something!”
Katie smiled to herself as she thought about expressing her artistic ways. She plucked the paper from out of her pocket and started to flip through it again, finding the want ad for ‘Total Drama Island’. She quickly pulled out her cell phone and dialed the available number.
“Hello, Total Drama Island hiring committee. What do toi want..”
A harsh, boot-camp instructor-like voice snapped at her. Katie’s hand pulled the phone away from her ear when the man answered, but she slowly returned it back and rubbed the back of her head.
“Uhm, yes, my name is Katie Felice…I was wondering if the job positions were still open.”
She asked in a meek voice. The man on the other line chuckled, and a dit smugly,
“You sound like a 12 an old. toi sure toi think your up for this job?”
“Why? What would I have to do?”
”Hm..we could always use plus interns….but that’s a man’s job. Maybe toi can be an assistant, but I can’t guarantee anything. Got a pen and paper on you?”
Katie scrambled for the newspaper and grabbed a pencil that was tucked behind her ear.
“Got’em”
“Alright, ill give toi the address. Get here whenever toi can, and Chris and I will interview you. The name’s Chef par the way.”
After she scribbled down the address, she thanked Chef and hung up, calling for a taxi.
~~~~
Finally, she arrived at her destination. It was a huge island that seemed like quite a nice place (with the exception of a gigantic cliff in the distance). Chris had just finished getting all the campers on the dock, and was about to take the picture when the bateau pulled up near the dock.
“Chris, I thought there were only 22 campers…”
A red-head boy with glasses pointed out as Katie got off the boat. Chris crossed his arms, and raised an eyebrow as the blonde girl turned towards the group.
“Yea…so did i….”
He mumbled, pulling out a walkie talkie.
“Yo! Chef! What the heck’s going on? There’s some blonde chick here when all the campers are already on the dock!”
Katie put her hands on her hips and glared at Chris.
“Hey, I’m not just some ‘blonde chick’, I have a name----“
She started, but Chris quickly interrupted,
“I’m sure toi do. But quite frankly, I don’t care.”
Katie gave an aggravated sigh as she crossed her arms.
“That ‘blonde chick’ is probably that assistant I got off the phone with not to long ago. We’re going to interview her after toi get the campers settled in…”
Chris smirked at Katie, putting the walkie talkie away into his pocket.
“Awesome. Fresh meat. This oughta be fun.”
To be continued
Katie, a 22 an old women mumbled to herself as she flipped through the job ads in the newspaper. Walking down the street, she gave a small sigh as she folded up the paper and tucked it into her back pocket and walked past a télévision store that let toi watch the shows from the window.
“…So make sure to watch Total Drama Island, airing today! We’re going to put our contestants through some terrifying, CRAZY, and all around awesome stunts---“
She stopped, backtracked, and turned her attention to the T.V. that was advertising this ‘drama’ show. Normally she hated dramas and soap operas, but a drama montrer that had stunts? That was kind of awkward…
Chris Mclean, the host of the show, had just wrapped up his advertising, gave one plus glamorous smile, and the commercial went off, leaving information about the montrer such as the time and the names of the contestants. But what really caught her eye was the small text at the bottom left corner of the screen:
’HELP NEEDED’
“Hm…seems like an interesting job. Maybe ill get to watch the stunts and paints sets ou something!”
Katie smiled to herself as she thought about expressing her artistic ways. She plucked the paper from out of her pocket and started to flip through it again, finding the want ad for ‘Total Drama Island’. She quickly pulled out her cell phone and dialed the available number.
“Hello, Total Drama Island hiring committee. What do toi want..”
A harsh, boot-camp instructor-like voice snapped at her. Katie’s hand pulled the phone away from her ear when the man answered, but she slowly returned it back and rubbed the back of her head.
“Uhm, yes, my name is Katie Felice…I was wondering if the job positions were still open.”
She asked in a meek voice. The man on the other line chuckled, and a dit smugly,
“You sound like a 12 an old. toi sure toi think your up for this job?”
“Why? What would I have to do?”
”Hm..we could always use plus interns….but that’s a man’s job. Maybe toi can be an assistant, but I can’t guarantee anything. Got a pen and paper on you?”
Katie scrambled for the newspaper and grabbed a pencil that was tucked behind her ear.
“Got’em”
“Alright, ill give toi the address. Get here whenever toi can, and Chris and I will interview you. The name’s Chef par the way.”
After she scribbled down the address, she thanked Chef and hung up, calling for a taxi.
~~~~
Finally, she arrived at her destination. It was a huge island that seemed like quite a nice place (with the exception of a gigantic cliff in the distance). Chris had just finished getting all the campers on the dock, and was about to take the picture when the bateau pulled up near the dock.
“Chris, I thought there were only 22 campers…”
A red-head boy with glasses pointed out as Katie got off the boat. Chris crossed his arms, and raised an eyebrow as the blonde girl turned towards the group.
“Yea…so did i….”
He mumbled, pulling out a walkie talkie.
“Yo! Chef! What the heck’s going on? There’s some blonde chick here when all the campers are already on the dock!”
Katie put her hands on her hips and glared at Chris.
“Hey, I’m not just some ‘blonde chick’, I have a name----“
She started, but Chris quickly interrupted,
“I’m sure toi do. But quite frankly, I don’t care.”
Katie gave an aggravated sigh as she crossed her arms.
“That ‘blonde chick’ is probably that assistant I got off the phone with not to long ago. We’re going to interview her after toi get the campers settled in…”
Chris smirked at Katie, putting the walkie talkie away into his pocket.
“Awesome. Fresh meat. This oughta be fun.”
To be continued
brooke POV
"um,okay,what the hll are you.."
i was cut off cause,he kissed me uhu!no,really he did! see hers a pic!k,soo,i dont have a pic,but, im seriouse! watch the vid toi stinkin people!
after,like about 5 minutes i spoke.
"WHAT???????????!!!!!!!!"
"what"
"you,you,you,you,you,kisse,me!"
"yeah,so?"
"bad boy"
"i konw"
"womainzer"
"i know"
"okay,so..... is that a yes?"
"i dont konw toi tell me."
"oh,boy"
"yep"
"hmmmm."
well,thats it,or is it? wait,no really, is it? oh,wait,its not!
duncans POV (finally)
whyd i do that?i wanted to.
so then, i had plus tricks up my sleeve.so,i asked her.
"you like me?"
"well duh!" she said.
"well,i tihkn yor hot"
"thanks,you are too"
brookes POV
"awkward" i said.
then he got closer,he put his hands on my shoulders,and hthen he started t olick my cheek.
okay,im done, go ask duncan for plus info.
duncan POV
okay,so yeahi did that then, we started making out, and the rest,you dont ogtta know.
THE END!:D
"um,okay,what the hll are you.."
i was cut off cause,he kissed me uhu!no,really he did! see hers a pic!k,soo,i dont have a pic,but, im seriouse! watch the vid toi stinkin people!
after,like about 5 minutes i spoke.
"WHAT???????????!!!!!!!!"
"what"
"you,you,you,you,you,kisse,me!"
"yeah,so?"
"bad boy"
"i konw"
"womainzer"
"i know"
"okay,so..... is that a yes?"
"i dont konw toi tell me."
"oh,boy"
"yep"
"hmmmm."
well,thats it,or is it? wait,no really, is it? oh,wait,its not!
duncans POV (finally)
whyd i do that?i wanted to.
so then, i had plus tricks up my sleeve.so,i asked her.
"you like me?"
"well duh!" she said.
"well,i tihkn yor hot"
"thanks,you are too"
brookes POV
"awkward" i said.
then he got closer,he put his hands on my shoulders,and hthen he started t olick my cheek.
okay,im done, go ask duncan for plus info.
duncan POV
okay,so yeahi did that then, we started making out, and the rest,you dont ogtta know.
THE END!:D
Once apon a time... a frog.. named figment... died.. after eating a arbre in one bite and... choking on water...then bender stepped on it while robbing a bank... with Duncan....The human & robot managed to steal a golden staple...... and a rock.....and the rock was very epic.... cuz it was emo...but Izzy flew in(Yah, I say FLEW) and ran off with it.. but with the rocks magical powers it threw a poptart to New York and Izzy followed...Then the poptart screamed "THIS IS VI-O-LENT"!....so the the poptart kept flying in circles and...Kissed....Bella!!(my dog) but she got afraid and ran away...And Jackknife sayed "I l’amour you, blé, maïs that poped.. Then Owl City came in and sang Fireflies..While Cody Jizzed In His pants...While he ate a banana..with mustard and cheese.. then ate the poptart...with plus cheese... man Cody likes cheese...Screamed... THE END!
chris:okay, time for some behind drama! first, jared and izzy
both:*making out*
izzy:um,so,you..
jared:what?
izzy:oh,nothing.
courtney:hi, izzy.
izzy:courtney?
jared:courtney!
ccizzy:why was jared so happy to see courtney?hmmm..
jared:what are ou doing here/
courtney; i came back for the competion, wheres duncan?
izzy:i dont know.
courtney;okay,bye! *Leaves*
izzy;that was weird. now where were we?
jared:uh,i got to go, catch oyou later?
izzy;uh, okay. bye.
ccjared:what am i supposed to do?courtneys back,hot,and single! and im dating izzy. whos next, lindsey???????!!! what am i supposed to do?
chirs:so ,what will jared do? stay tuned to see that and some bxd drama. dont déplacer your butt from that couch!
TO BE CONTINUED!
both:*making out*
izzy:um,so,you..
jared:what?
izzy:oh,nothing.
courtney:hi, izzy.
izzy:courtney?
jared:courtney!
ccizzy:why was jared so happy to see courtney?hmmm..
jared:what are ou doing here/
courtney; i came back for the competion, wheres duncan?
izzy:i dont know.
courtney;okay,bye! *Leaves*
izzy;that was weird. now where were we?
jared:uh,i got to go, catch oyou later?
izzy;uh, okay. bye.
ccjared:what am i supposed to do?courtneys back,hot,and single! and im dating izzy. whos next, lindsey???????!!! what am i supposed to do?
chirs:so ,what will jared do? stay tuned to see that and some bxd drama. dont déplacer your butt from that couch!
TO BE CONTINUED!
sure what-Brittani
i was wondering if i could go out with him 2-Jacki
uh sure but what bout cody?-Brittani
i broke up with him last week-Jacki
ok well go ahead toi can rendez-vous amoureux, date him-Brittani
REALLY THANKS!!!-Jacki
i knew toi secretly liked him-Brittani
oh what ever-Jacki
(At Jacki and Brittani's house when Brittani was at the store)
*making out*-Jacki and Duncan
*walks in*-Brittani
OH BRITTANI IM SO SORRY-Duncan
Duncan your fine i a dit it was ok-Brittani
Really?-Duncan
yes she wants to rendez-vous amoureux, date toi too-Brittani
Sweet i have 2 girlfriends-Duncan
dont get to hyped if toi go to far i'll kill ya-Jacki
ok geeze, wanna make out-Duncan
sorry but the grown ups have to go to work today-Jacki
your 16?-Duncan
i know but that doesnt mean i dont have a job-Jacki
uh ok bye-Duncan
bye-Jacki
wanna make out-Duncan
sure-Brittani
*they make out*
TO BE CONTINUDE
Ok when i left,i sat under a arbre and someone was coming over.
"Who's There???!!""ME,Cody."Cody a dit as he sat beside me.I quickly wrapped my arms around the other side of him as he put his hand on my shoulder."i know your in l’amour with me."He said."What makes toi think that?""Well,freinds don't usally sit like this under a tree.And i'm in l’amour with toi too.""Aw..."Andrea feel speechless as Cody leened closer.Soon,their lips were pressed together for a short moment.*Jared and Courtney walk over*"We saw that"said Jared."WHoops...??"
The suivant day
"Dance is tonight..."said a misterious vioce said,walking behind Andrea and Courtney."WHo are you?""Duncan,and do toi two have dates?"said the punk."Yep,she's with Jared and I'm with Cody.""Well,i'd be careful with Cody,some rumers that he's cheating you.""With who?""Can't say,can only tell girls who l’amour me.""Shut up.""Shut up""Shut up,Duncan!"Andrea nad Courtney were telling him off.
TO BE CONTINUED
(sorry it was short)
"Who's There???!!""ME,Cody."Cody a dit as he sat beside me.I quickly wrapped my arms around the other side of him as he put his hand on my shoulder."i know your in l’amour with me."He said."What makes toi think that?""Well,freinds don't usally sit like this under a tree.And i'm in l’amour with toi too.""Aw..."Andrea feel speechless as Cody leened closer.Soon,their lips were pressed together for a short moment.*Jared and Courtney walk over*"We saw that"said Jared."WHoops...??"
The suivant day
"Dance is tonight..."said a misterious vioce said,walking behind Andrea and Courtney."WHo are you?""Duncan,and do toi two have dates?"said the punk."Yep,she's with Jared and I'm with Cody.""Well,i'd be careful with Cody,some rumers that he's cheating you.""With who?""Can't say,can only tell girls who l’amour me.""Shut up.""Shut up""Shut up,Duncan!"Andrea nad Courtney were telling him off.
TO BE CONTINUED
(sorry it was short)