Chris: *to the contestants* OK, so this is how it's going to work. Your first challenge will take place up there. *points to the mountain* To win Invincibility, toi have to make your way to the haut, retour au début of the mountain and find the key to the helicopter to get toi the heck outta there.
Luke: Piece of cake.
Chris: Not necissarily, bro. toi have to get to the haut, retour au début of the mountain-while dodging cyphids, flying rocks, and explosions.
Veronica: Um, Chris? What's a cyphid? Idk.
Duncan/Jacki/Brittani: *snicker at the brunette dumbass*
Chris: Oh, you'll see. The cyphids are unmissable, as in, toi can't miss them. Ha-ha! Ok, your first task is to put on these white alien jumpsuits *points to a tronc filled with white jumpsuits of different sizes* and make your way safely behind a barrier on the mountain. Since Race to Witch Mountain is so long and has so many exposions, we will only allow the mountain to explode. Ok?
Duncan: *rolls eyes* Remind me again why I've put up with three seasons of your brunette narcissist shit so far, and I'm putting up with another season?
Chris: Because here, toi can't go back to juvie. If toi leave without officially being eliminated, I can send toi back to jail. Are we clear?
Duncan: *sighs* Fine. But just for what I have to go through to stay hidden, I deserve my own bathroom. I am NOT going in those hobo port-o-potties.
Chris: *shrugs* Fine. But if toi do, I'll take your Invincibility away for the rest of this challenge.
Britt/Jacki/Caitlyn/Destiny/Luke: *gasps*
Duncan: Fine. I don't need Invincibility. I have an alliance.
Dammit!!!!!!!
