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Theme song play
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The camera pans from side to side of all the contestants in the mess hall,which this time around was outside.
Buddy.Buster,Leeroy,and Mr.Fluffykins are sitting at the same table,trying to eat the food.
Leeroy:*looks at the other contenstants on his team with a scowl*Bastards.
Buster:Leeroy,I know what they did was horrible,but remember,they'll all get what's coming to them eventually.
Mr.Fluffykins:Speacking of getting stuff,what'd toi do with the monster,Buddy?
Buddy:*pulls it out of one of his pockets inside his jacket*Nothing.
Buster:Oh,I'll fix that.*opens it,turns Buddys head...

Chris: Welcome to total drama real life! 12 newbies with 3 oldies! everyone's already here and chatin' up a stoooorm! the newbie's are.......
Rayven, Penny, Jake, Lulu, Lisa, Aydan, Marcuse, Mack, Kelly, Jar3d, Natalie, and Jade! the oldies are, duncan, Owen, and Harold. the newbies just got here and there looks like l’amour is in the air and friendships are forming!

Duncan: what;s yyour name?
Rayven: Rayven. and i know who toi are!
Duncan: Really?!
Rayven: well duh!
Duncan: how old are you?
Rayven: 16!

Chris: duncan and rayven are off to a good start!

Penny: hey....AYDAN!?
Aydan: HI!!!

Chris seems like...

tamiki:nothing happened. roxy:alot has happened. Twins:you kissed andrea toi sly dog you. tamiki:WHAT!! Christy:theres visitors?? Roxy:there here already??? ranma:sup Roxy:make your self at home. Ranmas dad:roah roah!!! Christy:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A PANDA. ranma:thats just my pop. Roxy:christy get some hot water. christy:why? Roxy:get the hot water now!!!! Christy:fine. Ranma:how did toi know??? Roxy:oh your dad told me on the phone. Shampoo:RANMA!!! (snuggles ranma) Ranma:I cant belive toi followed me. (Pours hot water on panda) Ranmas dad:do toi got any nourriture like noddles!!! Ranma:POP toi can...

*phone rings*
"hello."said courtney sleepy."hey wats up?"said duncan very happy."oh is u duncan,look i going to talk to u later u know that if my mom wakes up and sees me talking to u she will kill me!luv ya!"said courtney hanging up."omg is so early why will duncan wake me up at 5:00am?'courtney asked her self.
*at bridgette's house*
"geoff get up!geoff!geoff!!!!!!!(bridgette slaps geoff)""wat was that for?"said geoff."courtney want me to go with her to the club.can u come with me?"asked bridgette."no!im too sleepy and me and duncan r going to watch the football game that tyler is playing tonight."said...

Cameras start. V and Heidi are sitting in the trailer. “Welcome back to total drama fanpop. Since we let we gave our campers a challenge and we have a winner who gets the luxury cabin. But first let’s look back to the action that took place when the challenge was give.” Heidi said. The screen goes fuzzy. (If toi want to catch all the unpublished action go to the comments)

We had Brownies. Team Drama. Fangilryness.

(Screen goes fuzzy and flash back starts)

Sofie:
*confessional*
THESE PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS! I picked a fricken team name, and they act like I'm sitting in the corner silently! I...

Katie was trying to understand what Chris had meant par ‘fresh meat’, but these thoughts were quickly interrupted when she suddenly plunged into the water along with the rest of the campers. Apparently the dock couldn’t hold the weight of 23 people and collapsed.

“Alright guys! Dry off and meet at the campfire pit in 10!”

Chris laughed as the campers moaned and walked to the shore. Chris looked down at Katie, who was still in the water, trying to find her headband that had fallen off.

“Should a’ warned ya that standing on an old, worn down dock with 22 teenagers wasn’t the best...